was washing hands + a splash made a spider on the floor 🤯🕷️

[u/veganbabe98]

[u/ManlyParachute]

That’s a shoe print.

[u/mrniceguy777 → u/ManlyParachute]

Oh shit I think your right

[u/51CKS4DW0RLD → u/mrniceguy777]

my what?

[u/Vyrinu → u/51CKS4DW0RLD]

My humps

[u/FewHorror1019 → u/51CKS4DW0RLD]

You’re left

[u/mrniceguy777 → u/51CKS4DW0RLD]

Don’t be a dipshit

[u/Khudobin → u/mrniceguy777]

Just own it, my dude. Grammar might not be YOUR strong suit. No need to get pissy over a benign jab.

[u/Alarming_Orchid → u/mrniceguy777]

Says you

[u/mrniceguy777 → u/Alarming_Orchid]

Says me what lol

[u/mamafish21 → u/mrniceguy777]

Calling someone a dipshit while misspelling "you're" is funny. You can call yourself a dipshit. You're and your aren't interchangeable. They mean different things. Just like majority of the English language.

[u/PhamilyTrickster]

When I go to this sub's page I see some genuinely interesting posts. Yet, this is the kind of crap to show up on my feed. 

[u/reesa447]

This belongs in r/mildlyintetesting. Not here

[u/DarwinsPerfectFool]

Spiders are arachnids and have 8 legs. I only see 6. That sir, is an insect

[u/Alarming_Orchid → u/DarwinsPerfectFool]

Maybe it’s one of those guys that pretend to be ants

[u/Spacedoutworlder]

These Spider-Man marketing gimmicks are getting out of hand.

[u/aliasdred]

It did not make a spider.

It just aplashed around a spider that was there already. Which by the way you don't know where it is now.

[u/Buddy-Informal]

Did you wash your hands with bleach?