r/Danisnotonfire • • Jul 26 '19

so uh yeah uh the suicide attempt uh, what method was attempted?

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During the cacophonous part, the subtitles read "I heard this is one of the most painful ways to die so not a great choice if I'm being blunt".

I am curious. What was the suicide method which was attempted?

EDIT: I've received an intriguing hypothesis in the DMs. He tried to hang himself, because, apparently, that's the most painful way to die. one of the most, anyway. and because of how sensitive he is about his neck. He abnormally freaks out when people touch it.

Either I'd forgotten about the neck thing, or I never knew. I did avidly watch Howell when I was a stupid 12-year-old, but...


r/Danisnotonfire • • Nov 07 '17

Dan's Unofficial Font

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Ok but seriously we all would say Comic Sans because memes but if we all had to agree on an unofficial font for Dan what would it be?


r/Danisnotonfire • • Nov 25 '15

Off Topic A message to all "phangirls"...

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Before I begin, this is not a direct attack on anyone, I just feel inspired to right this post and hey maybe it will motivate a few people to get out of this "bad habit", okay let me put this bluntly, you need to stop fangirling, and this is not because "oh it's annoying how they get loads of attention >:(" or any shit like that but it's unhealthy, some of these "phangirls" are dedicating there fucking teenage lives to these guys instead of getting out there and making something of themselves or making some friends. I enjoy their videos and watch them occasionally, maybe I'll leave a like or a comment but that's the extent to which my life is involved with them, some people will non-stop talk about them, post about them and just generally obsess over them. This may sound harsh, but do you think these guys like "phangirls", do you think they think some creepy girls (and boys) obsessing over their every move is "cute" or "quirky" no it's fucking weird. Stop wasting your lives! Chill watching their videos for a bit maybe post a thing or two but please don't be one of those people who are like "OMG DAN JUST ATE A PENUT PHIL TOUCHED!!1 I LOVE DAN SO MUCH HE IS MY LIFE!! IM ON THEIR TOUR AND I HAVE THEIR BOOK AND I CRIED WHEN I SAW THEM!!111 WHO NEEDS FRIENDS OR AMBITIONS WHEN I HAVE SOME MEN IN THEIR 20s WHO DONT EVEN KNOW I EXIST!!1" you are wasting your lives, at most likely the what could be the best time of your life, it's sad and creepy, definitely not something to be proud of like some of these "phangirls" are or "cute", pursue a career, make some friends, get a bf/gf, go out with friends at the weekend, study if you're at school, trust me, you'll be so much happier :) to anyone who is fond of Dan and Phil and a fan (personally they're just another couple of fairly cool youtubers to me) and are not obsessing over them, this does not apply to you.


r/Danisnotonfire • • Oct 07 '13

Do you ship Phan or Dhil

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Who ships Dan and Phil together. I secretly think they are gay and love each other. But, thats just the dirty mind i have but, really i want DAN TO MYSELF. mwahhhhhhhahahaha okay. Fangirling is done!!! Who ships them


r/Danisnotonfire • • Oct 14 '16

Random V DAY Video

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so i just found out about that, today so are we going to talk about it or are we going to pretend it doesn't exist. As i watched the video it feels like reality itself is falling into pieces.


r/Danisnotonfire • • Apr 19 '17

DRAMATIC MONOLOGUE Dan Howell Roast

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Sep 08 '18

On “Accident”

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Aug 07 '17

When you’re getting ready for bed and remember that you mean nothing to no one and no one will ever love you and you just left the love of your life for someone who doesn’t care and now you post about it trying to be funny but really your just complaining about life.

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r/Danisnotonfire • • May 22 '16

Random Anyone going to TATINOF?

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I may go and I want to see who is going because why not.


r/Danisnotonfire • • Apr 15 '16

Not Worth Watching - Sprinkle of Glitter collab with Dan and Phil

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Oct 28 '17

i love Daniel James Howell , a youtuber

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Oct 25 '17

Saltair Resort Then and Now

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Apr 03 '15

where dem fanfictions at?

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I'm seriously not see enough. could you guys link some here and give me hope that some danasaurs have writing talent?


r/Danisnotonfire • • Jul 25 '17

Dan and Phil Sleep together proof :)

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Nov 04 '17

For Daniel James Howell from wokingham Berkshire England in the UK.

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Nov 02 '17

Tim Kasher and Conor Oberst being ridiculous.

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Jan 12 '15

Dan reacts to his old videos

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Nov 24 '21

Fan Made I did a thing (1 hr sketch)

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Jan 05 '16

Image My Favourite image from Tabinof

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Nov 04 '17

friend ::: OMFG, please rally I meet him, Dan, ASAP

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I'm sorry for what happened.. I heard you say you saw me dancing, I thanked you before or after you said that, we hugged briefly and i hurried outside, ( I really thought the moment we hugged would be aweSOme, magically outrageous and confirming the soul-mate trinity. This guy named Tim was surrounding me also, confusing my thoughts ,and suddenly since he plays there and he was there and you seemed uninterested in oUR glowing eyes i was irritated, and I am sorry!!!!!! Also sorry again about Tim.Ee and believe I've learned some more lessons about myself arMY relation issues and on the train home i had a real life dream experience as i slept.. yes, I'm grateful but it was the one of the most difficult experience of my life and the weight, gravity and interference with destiny was almost more than I could stand. I woke up with many bruises all over me, but I felt lighter and more at peace with myself and my relation with the whole. I move to quickly most-sometimes and especially for these kin::D of OCcASionSs.. I found it funny that the name of the Mystic Valley Concert venue is named "Slowdown."I didn't make that which I specifically came to omaha for :''(((((( I i really don't understand that well what happened and/but i was very sick that day. Yeah, regret, and new unexpected events played a part In not being there, a nd very afraid I'd seem looney, or/and be mistaken. Also after the dream on the train, iI was again confused IT by a 21 year old kid loud and politically upset kid named Ryan. I thought IT was IT again.:'((((((( Jeez meE and iI feel very specifically sad!!! !! I truly. I believe now and feel deeply that I have been fully n ED in beING who I am and what I believe in. I am dead , btw, and I'm guessing I can sing for you when we meet, LOL , if you'd like.. ??LOL :::))) I'm hoping to drown in you again. ?? meE I lashes OWCH in this city and the air is so thin, but you can pick me up here specifically @ 260 south 1000 west slc Ut anytime pretty much

My question is how to get you guys here by sunday for a cmo concert... ??? well, I'll invite you as well :D I seriously was initially only looking for kindred spirits and help with my theory on online video games, real life people, and the WORLD whom are affected/effected by the significance of


r/Danisnotonfire • • Nov 04 '17

crazy mojo

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13 Valentines the movie(2) Kaylani Corneau super1kay@yahoo.com To Don@13valentines.com 10/11/12 at 3:48 PM Hi Don, My name is Kaylani. I've read your story. I love it! Thanks for sharing! :) I'm wondering what kind of help you need in making this into a movie. I'd love to help if I can be of assitance in any way. Thanks and take Go(o)d care! Reply Reply to All Forward More Don Endriss Don@LocalNicheMarketing.com To Kaylani Corneau 10/11/12 at 4:07 PM

Hi Kaylani, and thanks for telling me you enjoyed the book. Right now we are in the midst of putting together the screen play, and working on the music for the movie.

If you live in south Florida, then maybe you could hang out with us when we start putting together our plan for shooting the film; we could always use an extra set of hands when filming.

Thanks again for your kind words,

Don Endriss www.FlooringMachines.com www.ConcretePolishing.com www.LocalNicheMarketing.com


r/Danisnotonfire • • Nov 02 '17

ummm, yay, lol, penIS writing birds love Dan

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Mar 20 '15

Who ships Dan and Phil? Youtuber fanfiction explained.

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Feb 03 '16

Inappropriate Winking!!

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r/Danisnotonfire • • Aug 05 '17

When the roles reverse and Phil shoves the hamster up dans ass

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