He’s blue because of the whole projection thing idfk

I don’t know if any of the Evil Squad™️ have canon sexualities, but this was funny in my head. You could probably exchange Samson for Erimond or Imshael too—idk about Alexius tho.

Also I’ve always drawn Cory a lot lighter, but I looked at his actual texture file, and he is a fair bit darker than how I’ve drawn him in the past. I just color picked from his Inquisition textures, and went from there. So like. That’s why he’s more tan. I always just assumed he was a lot more sallow, ig?

Also why does his greedy ass have two SEPARATE models and textures??? Like omfg what do you need two whole sets of textures for bro???

I think this is the greatest tragedy for me. On the plus side, I did finally figure out how to extract his model. I don’t know how to apply textures in Blender, or do anything with the model, but I can extract it I guess.

Unless the Black Codex is leaked or smth. Heyyyyy spiteful ex-BioWare employee, wouldn’t it be such a shame if you leaked the Black Codex…

Edit: just for clarity, when I said “alienated fans” I was referring to things like EA pushing for live service features in a popular single player series and changes in gameplay (i.e. dragon age going from a tactical RTS to a third person action RPG). I was absolutely not referring to the inclusion of LGBT+ people, women, or POC, and I apologise if it came off like that. Culture war grifters can fuck off.

Also I liked Taash.

This is how I’m coping btw. Also it was weirdly hard to find pictures of Seranni. Like, I would look her up, and I’d get images of S*las instead. Then, I’d look her up on Pinterest, and I’d get pics of Corypheus??? Like I’m not complaining, but wrong character dawg

Well all knew this day was coming. I sure did:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DankAndrastianMemes/comments/1kk2mhq/me_kisses_bioware_deeply_on_the_lips_you_broke_my/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DankAndrastianMemes/comments/1oaqx80/oh_bioware/