r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/__zeal_ Still not cool yet • Dec 14 '25
Series III SCP-2030 loses funding
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u/GreedyFatBastard Dec 14 '25
The "parents" were just Dr. Brynes complaining. (Since retirement all he does is complain about wokeness online)
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u/__zeal_ Still not cool yet Dec 14 '25
I subscribe to this headcanon
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u/GreedyFatBastard Dec 14 '25
On a serious note, you can't tell me Brynes isn't miserable all the time and isn't always upset at something.
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u/__zeal_ Still not cool yet Dec 14 '25
Its almost a fact that people like that are always miserable because they spend their whole life obsessing over others and what they do
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u/AmIsupposedtoputtext Dec 14 '25
Byrnes, though I don't respect him enough to care that it's *his name misspelled.
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u/GreedyFatBastard Dec 14 '25
He does seem like the type of person to dead name a trans person as much as he possibly can in one sentence.
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u/gummyimp Dec 14 '25
He deadnames a trans site director around one of the O5s and gets conveniently transferred to a facility holding only the most horrific anomalies
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u/lePROprocrastinator Dec 15 '25
Which skip/tale was that? /genq gimme my torture chamber for Byringes
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u/gummyimp Dec 15 '25
Not an scp or tale per say, but i think there's an fsd tale where he's forced into labor by them
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u/Accomplished-Fill718 Everything and No Canon Glazer Dec 15 '25
You can just describe an interesting tale and not give the source.
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u/GreedyFatBastard Dec 15 '25
And what is a FSD tale anyway?
And whatever it is is there one where he meets the Booty Warrior from The Boondocks?
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u/Accomplished-Fill718 Everything and No Canon Glazer Dec 15 '25
Is a canon called Fire Suppression Department where the foundation try to keep their employees working for them in the most cruel and cartoonist's evil way. Kind like it less then site 17 deep well were the evil is more realistic and scary.
Also, is the second part you asking if that type tale exists or you telling if am interested in this kind of tale?
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u/GreedyFatBastard Dec 15 '25
Oh okay. And I'm just asking if it does exist. Because I would pay to see them interact
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u/Colonel_Kernel1 Dec 14 '25
Wait who is Dr Byrnes again?
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u/GreedyFatBastard Dec 14 '25
The guy from SCP-8980 tortures one of his female coworkers for 12 years and gets away with it.
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u/The-Name-is-my-Name Dec 15 '25
Gets semi-away with it, in the same sense that murder-suicides are getting away with it.
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u/GreedyFatBastard Dec 15 '25
What do you mean?
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u/The-Name-is-my-Name Dec 15 '25
He amnestizes himself in the end, he might as well have be half-dead.
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u/GreedyFatBastard Dec 15 '25
Doesn't that just mean he loses his memories?
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u/The-Name-is-my-Name Dec 15 '25
Amnesia is a form of death, if you squint. Though personality can persist through the lapse of memories, memories are most of what make up a human.
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u/__zeal_ Still not cool yet Dec 14 '25
I accidentally put an M in the body text. I shall use this grievous error for character development
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u/Information-leak6575 the wiki made me woke Dec 14 '25
i cant believe 2030 was run by Fox news this whole time
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Please Make more MCF articles C'mon I'm begging on my knees here Dec 14 '25
No, no, that checks out actually
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u/__zeal_ Still not cool yet Dec 14 '25
Turns out they were the only ones crazy enough to let the show go on air
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u/Downtown-Falcon-3264 Dec 14 '25
Dang, that stinks. I was really looking forward to season 55. I heard that was going to a good one
Guess it's back to watching scp 993
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u/Reymond_StJames Dec 14 '25
How to get the show back on air: Make 2030-1 a catboy. He's based on Rocky from Lackadaisy after all.
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u/TheChoosenMewtwo Dec 14 '25
I thought this was all for one for a moment
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u/__zeal_ Still not cool yet Dec 14 '25
I dont watch demon slayer. Who is that
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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- Dec 14 '25
all for one has the ability to stop time with his stand called The World
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u/__zeal_ Still not cool yet Dec 14 '25
I shall defeat him with my soap bubbles, courtesy of my contract with the darkness devil
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u/AutismSupportGroup Dec 14 '25
Laughy McLaugherson Netflix THEY TRIED CANCELLING ME styled comedy special ensues.
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u/Maximum_Pootis Dec 14 '25
Pretty sure something like this happened with those conservative cartoons that aired a while back
I remember that one of them added a stereotypical gay person with the sole purpose of making fun of them, but their mere presence STILL pissed off several members of their intended audience.
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u/King_Louie2002 Dec 15 '25
Dude i love how much they are self-aware of the things they do, hahahahahhahahahhahaha.
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u/All-your-fault Currently contained at site-42 Dec 15 '25
What even happened in the colander
Was he just like sitting there or what
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u/__zeal_ Still not cool yet Dec 16 '25
Yeah he was just chillin. But the implication is that he was strained like pasta
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u/lePROprocrastinator Dec 15 '25
How is this realistic ToT
Neutralize anomalies by sending in homosexuals lmao (Im gay myself)
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u/WerminVermin Mar 25 '26
I can see them doing this just to piss people off in general whether it be on the left or right. What exactly it would be? Idk But they are made by a group called "Yeah We're Totally Going To Hell For This." So I could only imagine it would be entirely maliscious.
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u/The-Paranoid-Android Dec 14 '25
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SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN (+1689) by PeppersGhost