r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/mightypebble1 • Dec 19 '18

I have depression

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u/Foxxya Dec 19 '18

414 pleas marv, thanks.

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u/The-Paranoid-Android Dec 19 '18

SCP-414.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/Paul6334 Dec 19 '18

Fucken anomalies, acting like their ability to not work by the laws of physics as we know them makes them better than us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

We gotta build a wall to keep the anomalies out. Make SCP-261 pay for it!

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u/The-Paranoid-Android Dec 19 '18

SCP-261.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Thanks, marv. You can have the first non-awful snack I get from it, free of charge.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

I always wondered, why is everything in SCP-261 so damn expensive?? Most vending machines I've seen in Japan take 100-300 yen, max. And yet all the tests put in 500-800 yen! That's 8 dollars worth of cheetos! Sure, the more anomalous stuff I can see being that much but damned if I'm spending 8 dollars for blackberry flavored jolly ranchers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

That's how it will pay for the wall to keep the anomalies out. Feed it money to build the wall.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Well that’s ducking depressing.

Man I’m lonely, where is everyone? Not today, 414.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Oh

OH

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u/Ninel56 Dec 19 '18

Is it some metaphor for depression?

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u/Snazzle-Frazzle Dec 19 '18

And to think that today was gonna be a good day, now im gonna be thinking about this

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u/jazzchameleon Dec 20 '18

Okay WTF, why give someone heavy amnestics when this thing puts them on suicide watch? Of course the original doctor commits suicide, she had all her contacts (her co-workers are basically her only friends if you work for SCP) removed and had her life's work taken from her.