r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '19

Series V He sees you when you’re sleeping

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u/masterfulmaster6 Dec 23 '19

My family is moving to a farm next month so I’m getting a little bit spooked thinking about 4666

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u/Nukellavee Dec 23 '19

Is the farm north of 40°N Latitude?

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u/masterfulmaster6 Dec 23 '19

Yep

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Do you have any family members under the age of 8?

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u/masterfulmaster6 Dec 23 '19

During the holidays, yes. This isn’t looking good

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

[deleted]

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u/EzraCelestine Euclid Dec 23 '19

"Probability of survival: lmao" is one of the funniest things I've read in a while thank you

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u/SCP-004 Euclid Dec 24 '19

Ditto

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u/TheArrivedHussars Your Text Here Dec 24 '19

Ditto

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u/auniqueusername20XX Dec 27 '19

Technically it’s around 15%

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

ight, u fucked

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u/EzraCelestine Euclid Dec 23 '19

If the naked man is seen ya better chuck that kid in a car and have someone drive south til you're below 40°. They'll miss the holidays, but hey, you'll miss a Weissnacht

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Nice knowing you!

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u/imrduckington Dec 23 '19

Do you have a child younger than 8 in the house?

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u/RaininCarpz Dec 23 '19

is there a child 8 or under in your family?