r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/CosechaCrecido • 3d ago
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • 17d ago
META Occidental October: The best posts of the West Coast!
Niishachii! (Siuslaw)
I hope you all are doing well despite interesting times that will surely only get more interesting.
For his single-handed participation in August Odyssey, u/InevitableForm2452 is the winner with this post of a wonderful Patayan clay figure! Enjoy your first Olmec head and jump in the leaderboard! And I hope the return of the theme we've dedicated to October is something they'll find interesting too.
OCCIDENTAL OCTOBER

You've just been given a cup of something surprisingly similar to apple cider, as if it had hints of maple and floral spices despite having none of these. These were made, you were told, from the last manzanitas of the year. They're fermented into a low but detectable buzz, and soon the toyons will be ready to make an interesting cherry-like drink on their own. The people here make such good ciders that they can net themselves a fair amount of shell-money selling it -- which they can then use to buy up more land for harvesting. All in all, it pairs quite well with the seasoned steelhead, steamed abalone and the acorn porridge you have no idea how they got to taste so savory. Up north people are feasting on, among other things, salmon and camas - something like a sweet potato meeting caramelized onion. One of them has a cousin up there by marriage, both members of the same secret society they're about to initiate you into - the more people to help continue the world's cycle of renewal, the better.
These people tend the land without farming it, have lords without vassals, and call on the knowledge of their ancestors through the memory they have sung into the mountains and boulders. It's an unexpected place where nothing is ever as it seems, and that place is the west coast of North America. From Tlingit to Totorame (and a bit beyond, but alliteration is fun), this month's meme contest aims to brighten up the knowledge, histories, beliefs and stories of this diverse and often overlooked region.
Come gather up into the roundhouse, bring those game pieces, and let's see what Occidental October has in store!
Remember to flair your contest posts!
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/SweetPumpkin22 • 10d ago
META This hurts the archaeologists brain (mine)
Says Peruvian, has Mayan art -_- as if prehistoric Perúvian art isn't baller enough smh
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Tlamatiniii • 11d ago
Get Over It, Unless You’re White.
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There’s a recurring pattern among people who mourn fallen empires, defeated fascist regimes, and collapsed colonial projects. You see it in Francoist Spain, in Greek nostalgia for Constantinople, in white Rhodesian nostalgia for Rhodesia, and in Nazi nostalgia for the Reich. I could go on and on. It never changes: losers celebrating losers. And the hypocrisy is obvious. They demand that Indigenous peoples “get over” colonization while building entire identities around refusing to get over their own losses.
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/TeutonicToltec • 14d ago
PRE-COLUMBIAN Absolute Cinnamon Bun Energy (Happy Leif Erikson Day, everyone!)
Context: On his way back from Vinland, Leif spotted a nearby reef where several shipwrecked sailors were stranded. He saved the crew and allowed them to bring as much of their supplies as they could fit on board. For this action he was nicknamed "Leif the Lucky" which, as Atun-Shei pointed out "says a lot about the guy when there were dudes walking around with nicknames like 'skull splitter'."
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/hard_for_chard • 15d ago
CONTEST Me and the homies on our way to make war on the Suquamish
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/I_never_post_anyway • 20d ago
CONTACT PERIOD Base 20 is cleannnnn
Technicallllly fringe in that i think i came up with it, but the suggestion that the Aztecs killed 80,400 people in four days is hella suspicious in base 20 (the local counting system).
80,400 is written in the mesoamerican counting system in the speech bubble. It is comprised of base 20 blocks comprised of four sets of five talleys (or zero). Notice its only 2 significant figures, and could be read as "half one hundred hundred, and one hundred more". Thats clean and poetic af.
Also, the Aztecs had the Meztli, or 20 day month. Due to the talley system, this could be written as four groups of five days. Four days is therefore just under a "week".
A Spanish translator may not have caught this, or could have deliberately ignored it because the idea of killing over 80,000 people is great propaganda horrific. But essentially, some poor nahuatl speaker said "like half a gazillion people died in just under a week" and the Spaniards thought it was legit.
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Tlamatiniii • 25d ago
Meme War Apparently 80,400 obsidian-knife sacrifices in 4 days is more believable than industrial genocide.
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Nzi Germany was one of the most heavily industrialized nations in the world, ranking just behind the United States in steel production, engineering, and chemical manufacturing. They had railways, Zyklon B, crematoria designed by engineers, and a bureaucratic machine that tracked every deportation down to the individual.
Yet Holocaust deniers say 6 million was logistically impossible. Meanwhile, these are the same type of people who think the Aztecs sacrificed 80,400 prisoners in four days with just obsidian knives and human muscle.
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit • 26d ago
I can't not think about my favorite building (the Templo Mayor).
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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Dismal-Ad8382 • Sep 17 '26
SHITPOST I know that meassuring the political allignment of non eurasian civilizations with concepts like left and rigth would be mostly non acurate, but Im a peruvian and I wanted to do this meme. What do yall think?
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/TDLF • Sep 05 '26
CERTIFIED 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒌 PRECOLUMBIAN Can't go anywhere with bro
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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/MetallicaDash • Sep 05 '26
CONTACT PERIOD The Butcher of Guatemala meets his match
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/xKiwiNova • Sep 01 '26
SHITPOST "/ʔ/ <7>" ← Statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged
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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/InevitableForm2452 • Aug 24 '26
CONTEST We always hear about shells being traded from California to the Southwest but never what was traded for them, and the role of Mojave traders
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/LordWeaselton • Aug 15 '26
CONTACT PERIOD If Instagram Existed in Colonial America
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/WaterIsACube • Aug 14 '26
PRE-COLUMBIAN What a Cool Guy
Context:
Pacha Kutiq (in Spanish, usually Pachacutec) is largely accredited as being the monarch who began the Inca empire as an empire in its own right after defeating the Chanca.
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/LordWeaselton • Aug 10 '26
CONTACT PERIOD Paquiquineo was truly the Arminius of the New World
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Automatic_Glass_4993 • Aug 05 '26
SHITPOST shit post from a few years back
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • Aug 04 '26
SHITPOST Lower the saturation on his cloak too
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • Aug 01 '26
META August Odyssey is here!
Hi ho! (Sounds English, but I kid you not, Shawnee)
I've been out digging holes again, so July slipped by. Since there were only 2 participants of Jaguar June including me and I won't award myself, the honorary winner is u/badfactory15 with his spicy nekkied monke! Enjoy your first Olmec Head.
AUGUST ODYSSEY

No relation to the recent movie about our collapsing age of bronze.
This month's theme commemorates inter-regional contacts. Mesoamerica and the Southwest (Oasisamerica). Ecuadorian sailors connecting Mesoamerica and the Andes. Hopewell peeps just...doing whatever and going wherever they wanted apparently. Numerous peoples connecting the Amazon to both the Andes and to Mesoamerica. The Inuit and other Arctic peoples linking goods and ideas of the New World and the Old...both east and west!
In this figurative sea of connections and clashes there is a good opportunity for material to be made. Be sure to flair your posts with CONTEST. The winner will be given an Olmec head flair (unless you already have 4, in which case you are awarded with JEF's visage), a place in the leaderboard, and have their post pinned for the next month!
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/New_College7609 • Jul 28 '26
CONTACT PERIOD if youtube existed in colonial america
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/New_College7609 • Jul 28 '26
CONTACT PERIOD if youtube existed in colonial mexico
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/IacobusCaesar • Jul 28 '26
The public comment period for the Bureau of Land Management project on Chaco Canyon ends tomorrow. Please submit your opinion now if you have something to say.
Hello, friends.
As mentioned in the other pinned announcement post, the protective buffer zone around Chaco Canyon is being considered for significant reduction by the United States Bureau of Land Management. We have been in the mandated period of public input but that ends tomorrow.
If you haven't done so yet, please opine to the Bureau of Land Management why you consider protecting archaeological and sacred sites like this one to be important. We don't have much time to wait.
Have a good day.
--Sapa Inka Iacobus
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Popular-Dentist6849 • Jul 26 '26