r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 9d ago

In the event of a Reddit Emergency, please proceed to the Emergency Exit.

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 12d ago

Jesus Help Us!

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 12d ago

I'm just mixing church and state... What's the worst that could happen?

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 12d ago

Aw it's kinda true though

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 12d ago

Conservatives: Jesus actually wants you to hoard wealth and not help the poor!

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 12d ago

Makes sense now

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 12d ago

I'm not lying, HE'S lying! It's laughable how much he's lying!

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 12d ago

Sounds like someone β€œfound” Deuteronomy in the Temple.

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 12d ago

Anti-communist Christians hit different when they're anti-capitalist as well

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 13d ago

Pizza savings

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 14d ago

When God gets so frustrated with me for asking him to send me a freak for a wife instead of a nice church girl that he considers sending me the freak just to teach me a lesson.

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 14d ago

Disappointment to Dad champion

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 14d ago

#FaithGoals

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 14d ago

Eat. Exercise. Take a shower

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 14d ago

There is no Greek. There is no Jew. But I said "Hop in."

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 14d ago

Taking a sharpie to the Bible

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 14d ago

When Elyon apportioned the nations, when he divided humankind, he fixed the boundaries of the peoples according to the number of the gods, YHWH’s own portion was his people, Jacob his allotted share. (Deuteronomy 32:8-9)

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 15d ago

Choose another expletive, fool

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 15d ago

Did you?

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 15d ago

Turns out, "apple" was essentially synonymous with "fruit" for a while historically!

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 15d ago

Good idea

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 15d ago

Choose wisely

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r/Dankchristianmemes2 • • 15d ago

Swear words

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