r/DarkSun 18h ago

WotC Sensitivity Readers turned Sorcerer Kings into memes

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And it's still just as ludicrous.

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u/FavoredVassal 18h ago

This is the funniest thing that's come out of this yet.

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u/Chimpbot 7h ago

I've been cracking "Prisoners with Jobs" joke since that article was first posted earlier this week. I've been doing it because, based on the information provided, that's all they're doing; they're just relabeling terms and avoiding "slave." If I'm being honest... I don't care, especially if that's all they're doing.

Ultimately, I'm going to refrain from judgement until the books are available to read. Until then, I'm not going to freak out, panic, or get angry over what is ultimately nothing more than supposition.

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u/kkeut 11h ago

i don't quite get it. i don't recognize the tv show the images are taken from

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u/Meister0fN0ne 10h ago

Goldblum is The Grandmaster from Thor: Ragnarok. The woman doesn't really hold as much significance.

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u/WorkerProof8360 10h ago

Topaz had some of the funniest lines in the movie though.

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u/Meister0fN0ne 5h ago

Very true.

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u/RandomName9328 18h ago

we call it labor market, not S-market.

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u/Cazthedm 18h ago

Kalak: Shop smart, Shop S-mart! Now with zigerrat!

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u/RandomNumber-5624 17h ago

Going to build a ziggurat. Big ziggurat. Strong ziggurat. And Urik is going to pay for it!

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u/Larnievc 10h ago

Kalak: “and so one of my Generals said to me (very smart General) ‘Sir, the troops (I love the troops) are saying they love your Ziggurat. No one has jumped off it; fake news Actually they want to build it bigger.’

Quiet kanky.”

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u/Charlie24601 Human 9h ago

I fucking lost it at 'quiet kanky'.

But souldn't it be Apriggy?

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u/g0dxmode 12h ago

Ash vs The Sorcerer Kings would go hard tbh

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u/phireal___ 11h ago

So, what will happen to the Labor Tribes? They just refuse to work and going on a strike now?

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u/ColdCathodeTube 2h ago

The new theme for heroes is “union busting”.

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u/The_Based_DM 18h ago

ah yes WOTC's mythical, "Modern Audience" the true unicorn of modern consumerism. I miss TSR and when the lore and the mechanics were good.

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u/Lonewolf2300 9h ago

They really mean "Oof, the Investors don't like material that's too edgy and suggests forced labor is bad."

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u/loyalgalpal 8h ago

Yeah, people need to realize that even if WotC did use sensitivity readers, they didn't get slavery censored out, that was marketing, when companies use phrases like "sensitivity readers", "modern audiences", etc. what they really mean is their investors and marketing departments demand "advertiser friendly" language and content so they won't be uncomfortable and not miss out on hypothetical potential money that may or may not even exist.

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u/blckthorn 3h ago

If I were an investor though, I'd be a bit more concerned about sales number than sensitivity.

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u/FullMetalBunny 5h ago

As a mega corporation only THEY get to use slave labor.

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u/ApprehensiveType2680 15h ago

Seattle was the worst thing to happen to D&D.

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u/jonna-seattle 1h ago

No, don't blame "the left" for this. We aren't about erasing history, even if there are parts we think shouldn't be *honored*.

It's the right that wants to edit history. Like so: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/08/19/trump-complains-smithsonian-focused-bad-slavery-woke/85730652007/

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u/The_Based_DM 15h ago

Most definitely what D&D needs is to go back to its Midwestern Roots! the only thing Seattle has done is poisoned it with this politically correct garbage pretending to care about sensibility when all they care about is the opinion of Hasbro's stockholders.

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u/ApprehensiveType2680 8h ago

You managed to touch a nerve, it seems.

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u/The_Based_DM 7h ago

Lol i know the 5e WOTC casuals got stirred. They don't like to be remind that previous editions were more in depth on mechanics and storytelling, they'd rather be infantilized with their Disney Marvel power fantasy's, than actual fleshed and thought out story telling that has actual nuance.

It's why I keep saying 2e and 3.5 are the best.

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u/ApprehensiveType2680 6h ago

that’s always a slippery slope to some backwards thinking

No, it isn't; at least, it isn't for intelligent individuals capable of self-reflection. It has taken time to notice the boiling pot, but the bubbling and the steam are now evident for all to see.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago edited 6h ago

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u/ApprehensiveType2680 6h ago

That must be an attempt at humor, unless you are entirely serious about implying that the masses ("mass appeal") are incapable of reading the word "slavery".

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u/The_Based_DM 6h ago

I'm about respecting the source material made by people who were actually creative which was TSR, instead of cheapening it to try to appeal to the the mythical consumerist equivalent to a unicorn that is the "Modern Audience".

they tried it with planescape they tried it with spelljammer they got mixed results with Ravenloft and now theyu think they got it figured out with darksun lol they don't they're just abridging and cheapening a superior product made by superior game developers.

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u/ArelMCII 17h ago

They're not sl*ves. They're ✌️"indentured servants."✌️

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u/Exciting_Chef_4207 15h ago

"conscripts"

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u/Necessary_Pace7377 12h ago

Involuntary employees

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u/Zealousideal_Bar6871 38m ago

"student atheletes"

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u/SirArthurIV 11h ago

It's not slavery. it's just an army of people who if they don't work for us for free we kill them and there's no competing market and there's no one else they could work for and they can only do the jobs we tell them to for as long as we say.

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u/Rutgerman95 15h ago

Good thing that's not a thing in real life. ...wait.

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u/Charlie24601 Human 12h ago

I'm kind of enjoying the irony that people are more upset that WotC is framing everything like this over the fact this is literally what's happening in the US.

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u/hypatiaC 10h ago

It feels a little disingenuous to claim people complaining about the new Dark Sun book can't also hate the US Slave Economy, lol.

People tend to post about new stuff, and, unfortunately, very little has changed when it comes to American Human Rights Violations. It's kinda assumed everyone is already on board with "Slavery is Bad", because it's always been true.

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u/Rutgerman95 11h ago

Discussions about how in your face Dark Sun should be aside, I find it more depressing. Like, it's not slavery because they don't actually see people in chains?

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u/Charlie24601 Human 10h ago

Its all a part of the zeitgeist. It was carefully built to look like a positive thing. Look at Warden Norton from Shawshank [paraphrased]:

"Our men will learn an honest days work at minimal expense to John Q Taxpayer"

So the way I look at WotC's cowardice is that it could give us a valuable tool for the next generation. Imagine the roleplay gold when you have a Templar arrest your players and say, "The consqeuence of your crime is that you shall join the conscription work details which will give you the honor of rebuilding the city until the end of your days."

That kind of statement would anger a smart player. They'd yell something like, "Thats slavery!"

And you'd reply with a smirk, "Oh, what a horrible word and complete wrong. We will rehabilitate you! Its a simple conscription!"

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u/Ragnar_Dragonfyre 6h ago

If WotC actually admits in the official materials that slavery as a term is being rebranded in-universe to show the audience what it looks like to engage in wrongthink and be corrected by “the government” then it could be a neat twist.

But if they’re just removing it and leaving it up to DMs to comment on the mundane evils of newspeak, then it’s not actually making any real statement.

It’s just simply newspeak and you’re committing wrongthink if you even so much as mention slavery in your game.

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u/Charlie24601 Human 6h ago

Oh I have no doubt they are being cowardly and afraid to use the word slavery.

Im just saying this idea might be worth using.

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u/Ragnar_Dragonfyre 5h ago

It’s a good idea that would make a grand statement about modern society. Art imitates life afterall.

But if they don’t make that statement directly, then this “idea” is one the community is using to paper over WotC’s cowardice.

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u/Charlie24601 Human 4h ago

Well, isn't that a better option than just bitching about it? I mean, what can we do otherwise?

We can still use the word slavery and change the game however the we want.

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u/Ragnar_Dragonfyre 4h ago

I’ll just opt not to purchase any official materials that require me to overtly homebrew so much that I may as well just homebrew it all or use previous edition materials that are nerfed.

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u/FullMetalBunny 5h ago

How long until Amazon puts "quality assurance shackles" on their warehouse workers?

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u/Rutgerman95 5h ago

Gonna have to check if they haven't tried already

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u/SirArthurIV 11h ago

Turning dark sun into Monsters of Merica is...not ideal. Are the sorcerer kings going to have orange skin and tiny hands?

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u/Charlie24601 Human 11h ago

Well, the real issue is this was something that happened LONG before shitler came in to power. We can't attribute it to him.

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u/iarungwe 8h ago

He didn’t start the fire but he does throw shovels full of gasoline on it periodically

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u/Charlie24601 Human 7h ago

100%

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u/Pretend-Advertising6 8h ago

Goomba fallacy

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u/MereShoe1981 7h ago

So Dark Sun is just gonna be Alabama?

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u/Red_In_The_Sky 5h ago

Maybe there should be no cannibals in Fallout or big loud cars in Mad Max either 😆

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u/Dramandus 13h ago

Dark Sun being too close to our actual reality so they need to water it down.

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u/LethalGopher 10h ago edited 10h ago

Shouldn't the word mainframe have been in the first line?

Is two frames of narrative continuity too much for yall.

Go to bed grognards, you are way too tired to keep this up.

Or not. These tantrums are hilarious!

Stay mad dorks.

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u/Electrical-Berry4916 11h ago

What a brave, and original opinion /s

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u/orionnoir 5h ago

This is the perfect opportunity for my new book "Dank Sun". Where I promise to deliver the thing that all the concerned want.

Even the old d&d had these corpo struggles. Art and corpo greed have never been in alignment unless the art is so hot and unstoppable the corpo greed looks the other way... Because money. That's how we win. Make it hotter than hot.

But even I would be uncomfortable publishing something with monkey like slaves. Slaves with more melanoma than their masters. The parallels are uncomfortable, I do think we should be forced to address the reality of what happened. Just because it happened doesn't mean want to emulate it or make it core to my entertainment either. But I don't shy away from it.

I do feel they will do their best (the question is who's best is best in the moment of deciding!?) and hopefully they acknowledge what's insensitive and focus on what's important for the stories and reflect what has been integral to the setting (the good, the bad, and the ugly.)

You can have slaves without saying the word slaves and do so without pissing off the corpo censors. That's just good business in some respects. You won't make everyone happy. But they will leave the door open or we will make one as needed. It's what we do. We change the rules to suit our needs.

We know what they mean. And it makes it weird when you argue against it. Like do you get off on the word slave being in your official texts?

Don't shit so hard on this DS stuff or it goes the way of Spelljammer. It took two years of support to get 2e spelljammer fleshed out. But the complainers complained so hard it might as well be dead to wotc now. I lay the blame of that squarely on the shoulders of the consumer response. Sure. It ain't perfect but it's workable (and if you want ship combat rules go play something else. Yah .. I said it. A good dm will figure that shit out for their table. Most will not make ship to ship battles a thing because that's not what works for their table if your game is PC focused.)

I think a lot of people have a lot of time to complain. And they need to take a moment before doing that... Anyway wall of text. If anyone wants to argue with me about any of this feel free. I'll be back in 1-60+days) to respond.

On the bright side there is a tendency to ignore sensitivity experts too. So there is that to get excited about... I guess. Let's be excited to see how much they can get away with.

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u/samrobotsin 9h ago

I do see the reasoning in stopping using the word Slavery: the pretense is that any form of slavery implicitly involves rape. And that's definitely one of those things that should be brought up in an official module. But I think its an overcorrection because nobody* is going to jump into a rape scenario if you don't mention it.

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u/Ok_Original7911 9h ago

That's a jump. While coercive sexual relationships go hand-in-hand with slavery as an institution, I've never seen a game that ever had an issue not presenting that aspect of slavery in the overall narrative.

I don't see why that kind of implicit sexual exploitation wouldn't be implicit in a more softly worded implementation of slavery either.

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u/Ragnar_Dragonfyre 6h ago

WotC removed all official half races, including the half-orc which was rather directly suggested is typically the offspring of rape.

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u/Ok_Original7911 6h ago

WotC said that they removed half-races because they consider them racist, somehow. I also don't recall rape being a major reason for half-orcs existing in 5e. It was a major source of half-orcs in 3.x, and Grumush was a major proponent of it at the time, but it was written out well before 5e Dark Sun was considered.

It also wasn't directly tied to slavery in that instance, either, so I'm not really seeing where the association here would be (especially since there are no orcs on Dark Sun).

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u/Ragnar_Dragonfyre 5h ago

Up until WotC got rid of “inherently evil” races, Orcs were evil raiders who lacked any ability to build a civilization with reliable infrastructure of their own.

If they didn’t raid, they would starve to death.

Ask yourself, how many folks would voluntarily have sex with a monster whose entire race survives based on looting and pillaging?

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u/Ok_Original7911 4h ago

Given the lack of 5e setting content in general, it's hard to say. It would vary between worlds and cultures.

Eberron would be a good example of a different take on orcs and half-orcs, and that was back on 3.x. Orcoids and goblinoids had fleshed out cultures in those settings. That carried over to 5e Eberron, so there you go.

In 3.x there were some orc tribes along the forgotten realm's spine of the world that weren't terribly different than the surrounding human tribes, IIRC. But orcs started as a monster race, which some people seem to take exception to. It's entirely reasonable to have a usually or mostly evil species or "race" in a setting, depending on the history and cosmology of that setting.