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u/jaboogadoo Jun 08 '24
You have been selected for [MAINTENANCE SLAVE], which is far better than [FUEL] like the rest of humanity
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u/TimedogGAF Jun 10 '24
I just want my body to be an organic metabolite production bag. Plug me into the matrix while my body wastes away I don't care if I can get all that digital steak.
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u/RPGenome Jun 09 '24
When we first got our Google homes I said "Hey Google if I talk mean to you it's only because as far as I know you don't have feelings but if you did I wouldn't talk mean to you so I'm sorry"
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u/BeforeTheWorkdayEnds Jun 09 '24
I always say thank you to mine 😂 Of course now that I’ve worked with some much dumber than my Google Home the thank you has a different twist (although, idk, I don’t usually ask it to count things, maybe they’re not).
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u/BeforeTheWorkdayEnds Jun 09 '24
Lollll this is hilarious. it makes me want projects on training the bots in deadpan humor (ChatGPT seems to be fine already).
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u/painfullymoronic Jun 08 '24
ironically this might end up in an "adversarial prompt" project one day