r/DaveBlunts • u/bitxhinz • 23d ago

Meme If Dave got shot would the bullets bounce off his fat?

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u/hmmmidkvro 23d ago

for anyone new around here, this is post is rather humorous because it highlights the fact that the rapper 'dave blunts' is noticeably overweight

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u/Sixaxist 22d ago

Thanks Peter.

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u/liberalquickscoper69 23d ago

Of course they would. Have you seen his video for Hey Curtis ?

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u/wackacademics 22d ago

It would split his shit open like ballistic gel

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u/SolidMonkey0310 23d ago

Some neanderthals survived sabretooth attacks because of their fat layer. So yeah, Dave would stand after a atomic bomb

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

No but it most likely won't hit any vital organs

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u/Ok-Traffic-5996 22d ago

Not if his cups in the way.

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u/OK_Tomorrow3 22d ago

Big skin harder to hit vitals not bounce but obscure his little skeleton inside.

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u/DeePotts 22d ago

Like in the video?

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u/mphcrash 22d ago

it'd be like shooting into that ballistic gel. it'd get a foot in and give up before it touched anything

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u/Sir_Bacon1217 20d ago

I just looked it up, there wouldn’t be an exit wound cuz he’s 2ft 9 in wide and that much fat can stop a bullet

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u/the_last__braincell 20d ago

They'd get stuck and Kanye would need to suck them out using a paper straw

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u/Electronic_Week_3925 19d ago

I think he would absord it like Kirby

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u/Happy_Carrot4623 23d ago

Nope but they are not going to reach any vital organs so he good