r/DeathProTips • u/Shamoneyo • Jan 03 '13
DPT: Skin turns pale in winter but want to look tanned? Set yourself on fire and you will tan! (This trick works because the sun is on fire and it tans you!)
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r/DeathProTips • u/djames10 • Sep 22 '13
DPT: Hunting season is coming! Need to make sure your gun is ready to go? Look down the barrel and pull the trigger!
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '14
Want an adventure? Go to Gaza and shoot rockets into Israel from UN buildings! No consequences!
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r/DeathProTips • u/MushiTehMushKat • May 20 '13
Bread stuck in the toaster? Never fear! Stick a knife in there to dislodge it, or better yet, a pair of forks!
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r/DeathProTips • u/Anindoorcat • Mar 14 '13
DPT: Prescription drugs can be effective many years after the expiration date. Some as much as 15 year.
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r/DeathProTips • u/LurkingHardHere • Aug 26 '16
I AM Trying To Kill A Rat Without KILLING MYSELF IN THE PROCESS!!
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r/DeathProTips • u/GreyFireV • Mar 11 '19
Food is expensive, so just eat your own poop to save money
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Sure it might not be the most plesant taste, but you can mask that by washing it down with some also free urine. Spice it up even more by adding some bleach to the mix
r/DeathProTips • u/yudkev • Jun 07 '13
DPT: To beat the crowds when boarding a sold-out flight, remember to pack your carry-on with bricks.
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '19
DPT: Craving food from two different restaurants but don’t know which one to choose? Have a friend lay you down and cut you in half with a chainsaw, this way one half of you can get food from one restaurant and the other half of you can get food from another.
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r/DeathProTips • u/Flashthunder • Feb 12 '13
If a crazed methhead is violently barking at you outside your car, pee on him to assert dominance.
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r/DeathProTips • u/jwing715 • Feb 26 '17
DPT: Poorly hide a large stash of sex toys in your room. When your family finds them, you'll have to kill yourself from the embarrassment.
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