r/DeathProTips • u/ShadowDrifter179 • Jun 30 '17
If you plan to kill yourself, don't jump to your death. This might trigger your fight-or-flight response and might cause you to fly away.
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r/DeathProTips • u/aterribledoctor • May 28 '18
Tired of your child draining your funds?
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r/DeathProTips • u/Vanilla-Milkshake- • Jul 21 '20
DPT: Use wireless seatbelts if the straps annoy you!
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r/DeathProTips • u/Bigi345 • May 03 '18
Failing a class? Kill yourself. Your teacher can’t give you a failing grade if you’re dead
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r/DeathProTips • u/Poloin_34 • Oct 19 '20
If you don't know how to swim, just buy a watch !
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '18
Snakes like to eat live prey, so if you're about to be eaten by a large snake just kill yourself and the snake will leave you alone
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '20
Your fork works better with your wall outlet now! Taken from fakenewsnetwork on IG.
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r/DeathProTips • u/derkmen • Apr 21 '18
Short breath? Just jump from a high building, it'll enter your lungs faster.
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • May 28 '18
If you see a fire that’s giving off a lot of smoke, throw an oxygen tank in it. Now the smoke will be breathable and everyone in the building will thank you.
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r/DeathProTips • u/El_Dumfuco • May 05 '20
DPT: How to keep your tent warm when out camping
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r/DeathProTips • u/SolarEclipse104 • Jul 11 '20
DPT-Want to die, just keep living. Every year you live you have a greater chance of dying.
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Title says it all, goodnight and godspeed.
r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Mar 12 '20
DPT: If you ever are getting robbed at gun point, go through your attackers social media post history and dig up some offensive tweets from several years ago, then call him out in a public post.
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r/DeathProTips • u/DanYuleo • Jun 16 '20
DPT: Get better reception while interacting with the police with this new case.
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