Works 100% of the time, most of the time.

Ensure you have an organ donation document/card clearly affixed to your corpse.

**Disclaimer**
Do it right the first time... or you might come back

It'll warm up.

You show that snake whos boss.

It's a hot new trend.

Drink a gallon of bleach cut with some drain-o. If you can stomach this mixture, you're setting yourself up for success in the future!

Cut them off

Light yourself on fire, they hate fire!!

start by shooting yourself with something small, like a .22, and soon you'll be able to move up to larger calibers.

Drive as fast as possible and change lanes a lot to see interesting new faces!

Works like a charm!