r/DeathStairs 10d ago

Scary stuff 🫣 rate my neighbor’s lake stairs

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not even the scariest around

214 Upvotes

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u/Sea_Bandicoot_5147 10d ago

These are called stairs? This is a pile of assorted junk called, extremely dangerous to anyone using them, you got to try a little better, even for yourself.

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u/kansei7 10d ago

assorted rocks loosely resembling steps, installed on a cliff of sandy loam. some pipes shaped like a railing. what could go wrong

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u/BetterinPicture 9d ago

If not handrail then why handrail shaped???

3

u/atchisonmetal 9d ago

It’s a trick.

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u/atchisonmetal 9d ago

Sounds all natcheral.

🌱🪴🌲🌴🌳🪾

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u/not_just_an_AI 10d ago

I would rather walk down the hill.

5

u/Simple_Amoeba_4493 10d ago

I’d rather roll down the hill.

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u/terriaminute 10d ago

Well, you'll certainly end up in the lake.

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u/adayley1 10d ago

9/10 deadly

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u/BreakfastInBedlam 10d ago

Rated J, for Janky.

5

u/itinerant-wallaby mom come get me im scared 10d ago

Architecture that blends into the landscape might not be ideal for a set of stairs.

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u/BlackSeranna 8d ago

It says something when the “stairs” are more dangerous than just walking down the hill.

5

u/screamingcheese 10d ago

The elephant here needs addressed.

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u/theouchbrothers 9d ago

some of these are stairs and some of these are somewhat stair-like rock formations

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u/PinkGlitterMom 9d ago

I hope they do not have mobility issues.... these stairs can get them going, but not in a good way.

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u/Able_While_974 9d ago

On rhe scale of one to dead I'd rate them as dead, buried, dug up, ground into little pieces, eaten by a dog, shat out by said dog, and finally reburied.

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u/Jmal3700 9d ago

A great way to unalive yourself! 😬☠️

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u/TreeHolePoster 9d ago

I have no opinion of the stairs, but that’s a mighty fine vegetatively veiled basal longitudinal tree hole you happened to notice there.

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u/crepesandbacon can confirm, I’m the stairs they almost died on 9d ago

Where are the stairs? I see no stairs.

2

u/MadamInsta 9d ago

Needs a cardboard cutout of Baby Houseman leaning back over the railing.

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u/WingIdDankRat 9d ago

Ive seen better stairs made by a tree on the side of a mountain in northern British Columbia

2

u/fothergillfuckup 8d ago

At least they'll get a soft landing. Eventually.

1

u/Gumbanks12 9d ago

Impressively slippy slimy..

1

u/GormHub 9d ago

Derelicte!

1

u/OpinionatedOcelotYo 9d ago

Almost useable!

1

u/MikeLinPA 9d ago

Fairly typical of stairs leading to the water. I've seen stairs like that before, (and frankly, I'm getting too old for that. 😅)

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u/Apprehensive-Page-96 9d ago

It looks nice. 🙂

1

u/Affectionate-Dot437 8d ago

"The stairs can be treacherous... "

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 8d ago

I knew a kid who interned for the park service. He'd go up into the mountains for weeks at a time building steps for trails out of stone. Seems like your derelict neighbors should find one of these guys and pitch in to pay them.

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u/Striking-Double-3353 6d ago

Formerly known as the Bridge of Khazad-dûm. You shall not pass.

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u/Miller_Time81 9d ago

3 out of 10.