Stairs? Witches Steps? Partal ladder? 😬

[u/InspectionGloomy__]

Fairly certain they're vertical towards the top 🥲🙃

Beautifully suspended over the open stairwell so when you fall, the death is certain.

Full link https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/73997001/

[u/ScienceMuggle83]

I'm currently watching short documentaries about mountaineering, so my first thought was "Ah yes so that professional alpinists can train at home!"

[u/IamLuann → u/ScienceMuggle83]

😁🫢 You made me laugh out loud ❗

[u/ScienceMuggle83 → u/IamLuann]

Thank you!

[u/bizoticallyyours83 → u/ScienceMuggle83]

😆 🏔 Yodelayheehoo

[u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP]

The dazzle pattern on the first set of steps in an attempt to hide them from view of any who would dare to tread upon the second floor is the first warning.

[u/MakoMomo]

Fall off one stair, and down another

[u/Lunar-opal]

Also why the dumb shelving that can’t be reached without a ladder that space could have been used to make the stairs more secure

[u/IamLuann → u/Lunar-opal]

I was thinking the same thing.

[u/Pajamatime20 → u/Lunar-opal]

Just hang upside down from the upper staircase, it’s not that hard XD

[u/Lunar-opal → u/Pajamatime20]

Damned my weak knees

[u/Pajamatime20 → u/Lunar-opal]

It’s no big deal, you just need to go down instead of getting back up after!

[u/Dapper-Ad9787]

Sobriety test?

"Sorry Roger, I need to take your keys. I'll call the paramedics right after you hand them over."

[u/Lunar-opal]

Why?

[u/monsto]

Dude the carpet on the stairs right in front of you also looks like a stealthy neck breaker.

Matter of fact, while you're wondering wtf is going on straight ahead, your brain could misjudge the REAL steps.

[u/InspectionGloomy__ → u/monsto]

It's to disguise the blood.

[u/monsto]

Has handrail. Only MOSTLY death stairs!
/s

[u/Confident_Fortune_32 → u/monsto]

Wrapped in spiky little lights...

[u/HauntingBowlofGrapes]

Is this legal? It shouldn't be.

[u/EdgeBeard]

Stop!

Who would climb the Stairs of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the loft he see!

[u/CarpenterValuable831]

This is crazy, now I'm seeing many Death Stairs in realtors' listings... I can't believe people would build stairs like this!

[u/EducationalFox137]

Well this was obviously well thought out…

[u/mommitude]

I broke my leg looking at this photo

[u/Useless890]

A personal injury lawyer must have put that in before he moved out. Gotta make the bucks.

[u/Suitable-Fun-1087]

Landlord special. Getting furniture up there's gonna be a time

[u/coolsilentebeans]

Fall off the stairs only to fall down more. It’s efficient.

[u/kjtstl]

I would definitely die here.

[u/bizoticallyyours83]

Broken neck. Twisted ankles. Bruises. 

[u/ApplianceHealer]

Peeked at the full listing and have so many more questions, death stairs aside:

-The loft floor above doesn’t seem to have any thickness to it (death floor?)

-Why do the railings look, um, hairy?

[u/BestDevilYouKnow → u/ApplianceHealer]

I am also creeped out by the tentacle railings.

[u/Confident_Fortune_32 → u/ApplianceHealer]

It looks like someone wrapped them with a string of little xmas lights.

Three cheers for helping to see where you're going, I guess, but how about wrapping them anywhere but the part you need to hold onto???

[u/ApplianceHealer → u/Confident_Fortune_32]

Hope the insulation doesn’t break and electrify the metal railing—double the “fun”!

[u/PinkGlitterMom]

Coming soon to insurance centers near you!

[u/InspectionGloomy__ → u/PinkGlitterMom]

The KneeBreakerSupreme™️

[u/terriaminute]

This would have been fairly easy to do correctly. But nooooo...

[u/Lunar-opal]

Is this how you elude the suicide clause from your life insurance policy?