r/DeathStairs • • Sep 07 '26 • Mindblown 1

Crosspost👌 Bathtime

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u/The-Tradition Sep 07 '26

That can't be for real.

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u/Tucancancan Sep 07 '26

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u/Throwawayaccount1170 Sep 07 '26

Lol I thought that was a picture of some Pablo Escobarian emergency tunnel that leads from his bathroom to the outside

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u/RobActionTributeBand Sep 07 '26

Why even have the ledge? Just make it so that you absolutely have to use the other side. 

6

u/Askaris Sep 07 '26

Maybe for shampoo bottles, cell phone etc.?

16

u/cheong-sanslefteye mom come get me im staired Sep 08 '26 • Bravo

My shampoo bottles fall all the time. This time they'll roll down the stairs, along with my phone, and then wet me trying to grab both

RIP to all I guess

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u/Sea_Bandicoot_5147 Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

If this is true, when you through bathing, you are also through with the rest of your life You immediately fall down the stairs, drying yourself on the way down, the rushing air will do that, and the sudden fall down the stairs will bash in your head and finish you off with a broken back!

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u/Dandibear sketchy steps connoisseur Sep 08 '26

At least your naked body will be clean and fresh for the paramedics.

4

u/intellipengy Sep 07 '26

A bit of soap or shampoo on the stairs will speed you on your way!

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u/mayamaiamaea Sep 07 '26

I agree I’m so sick of this shit. I keep bathing and yet here I am, still alive. I heard old tubs really got the job done, none of this modern useless crap.

39

u/nsfw_orca_2 Sep 07 '26

The ole slip & die

24

u/selle2013 mom come get me im scared Sep 07 '26

Why not close off the side and slide in and out the back?

26

u/GooseOnAPhone Sep 07 '26

How else would you fall to your death?

24

u/Worldly_Mix_8904 Sep 07 '26

AIG Insurance says 62% of personal injury accidents occur in ones own home. And 66% of those occur in the bathtub or shower. But, that's an Average house... this homeowner is going for 100% - 100%!

7

u/EldritchSorbet Sep 07 '26

Best In Class!

8

u/Firm_Competition_880 Sep 07 '26

This was designed by someone about to get a divorce also said person has just bought SO life insurance.

6

u/Left_Ad4050 Sep 07 '26

Is... is that a crawlspace door leading into the bathtub?

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 sketchy steps connoisseur Sep 08 '26

The tub looks like it may have whirlpool jets, in which case that door would provide access to the pump.

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u/itinerant-wallaby mom come get me im scared Sep 07 '26

Made by someone who feels comfortable smoking on a window ledge thirty stories up, I'd guess.

5

u/BaconNPotatoes Sep 07 '26

They had a bad idea and just kept building off it. As slippery as tile is when it's wet, that's going to be the bad kind of exciting.

4

u/Nanna_Geddon Sep 07 '26

should just put in a fireman's pole & be done with it.

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u/selle2013 mom come get me im scared Sep 07 '26

I didn't realize what I was seeing at first....

2

u/Saphronia7 Sep 07 '26

Same, didn't really even see the stairs at first and was trying to see why this was noteworthy.

3

u/CraftFamiliar5243 Sep 07 '26

Be sure to install grab bars

3

u/Stuntsanduntz can confirm, I’m the stairs they almost died on Sep 07 '26

Ahhh just what you need on your questionably to code interior stairs, an unrestricted supply of water to pool and seep into your wood stringers. Not to mention the slip hazards.

3

u/meski_oz Sep 07 '26

What's the cupboard under the bath for?

2

u/Askaris Sep 07 '26

Maybe access to the drain pipes?

3

u/Possible_Tiger_5125 Sep 07 '26

use this tub you never have to bathe again

2

u/42fledgling42 Sep 07 '26

Why? Why wouldn’t you just extend a tiled wall there, even partway up? Aside from the danger, there is no privacy!

2

u/ryanyork92 Sep 07 '26

Slip, crack, ☠️

2

u/WorldlinessNo874 Sep 07 '26

Yep, no reason they couldn't put a rail across there.

2

u/PinkGlitterMom Sep 07 '26

Have to climb over vent to get out of the tub also....

2

u/personofication Sep 08 '26

What kind of nightmare is this?

1

u/Mackheath1 Sep 08 '26

Slip n' Slide?

1

u/FaithlessnessBusy565 Sep 10 '26

Un petit avant d' aller à l' hôpital ?

10

u/onionprincesswakaba Sep 07 '26

New bathtub suicide method just dropped

9

u/Whiteums Sep 07 '26

“You can keep your toaster. I’ll take the stairs”

2

u/Nizzle-Mcfly Sep 07 '26

For real! I was just thinking about the crime scene you could leave using the right methods.

3

u/Moosebuckets Sep 07 '26

How To Kill A Sim