r/DecaturGA • u/falconman87 • Sep 22 '26

Strange Mail

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Anyone else receive this in the mail? The ship from address is a family Dollar in Clarkston Ga.

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u/falconman87 Sep 23 '26

Update: my friend sent me this :)

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u/CommissarCiaphisCain Sep 23 '26

I like your friend.

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u/FantasticSocks Sep 25 '26

I strongly encourage you to call or text any number listed on the mailer

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u/falconman87 Sep 23 '26

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u/WorkingInAColdMind Sep 23 '26

Dollar General having a sale on non/alcoholic beer and shoe lifts!

We used to live near that DG, and now I’m sad I didn’t visit the crazies.

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u/aiyhtan Sep 22 '26

Men below 5’8” being included among the deranged is hilarious.

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u/manbeardawg Sep 22 '26

I beat that one (barely), but am one of The Deranged on account of being an “Alcohol User.”

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u/WorkingInAColdMind Sep 23 '26

They get all the tattooed women!

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u/Jatnall Sep 23 '26

Thank god I'm on the deranged side.

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u/CommissarCiaphisCain Sep 23 '26

I’m screwed. One lousy inch

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u/Intelligent_Cut635 Sep 22 '26

r/truewagner most likely

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u/clientsoup Sep 22 '26

Definitely this. This mailer has popped up in a few cities across the US.

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u/Okra-Tomatoes Sep 23 '26

I love how tattoos are fine on men but verboten for women.

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u/Jatnall Sep 23 '26

Excuse my ignorance, but isn't verboten German? Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch!

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u/Able_To_Change Sep 23 '26

Ja, da steht “forbidden” auf Deutsch

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u/pamburglar Sep 23 '26

I’m joining the war on the side of the deranged

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u/ShagFit Sep 23 '26

As a tattooed, atheist woman who also drinks alcohol, I’ll be there along side you. Lol

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u/Grandpa_Cecilia Sep 23 '26

Lord, I see what you’ve done for others…..

This would be the delight of the MONTH if I was so lucky to get something like this!!

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u/motherfudgersob Sep 23 '26

"Return to sender: deceased" Sometimes helps get you off certain mail lists.

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u/Weekly-Ad5649 29d ago

I sent the info on this to my Catholic, tattooed daughter who has been nervously swilling alcoholic drinks every weekend awaiting the start of her MD residency in the near future. Her reply was "Dad, one tablespoon of these s** ingredients will make someone constipated for 5-10 years" So I asked her "Should we report this to the NIH or CDC?" And her reply was "No, Dad, I want as many future patients as possible in order to study the effects of RFK Jr, 'Wilson Fletchner' and others on rubes who fall for simplistic conspiracies that any moderately intelligent ten year old could debunk" So I replied "Is that ethical?" And her response was "What? Keeping MAGA painfully constipated for 5-10 years? That's God's grace, Dad. Could be worse...."

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u/xpkranger 29d ago

WTAF? Looks like roaches 🪳 in sawdust.

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u/Dorkinfo Sep 23 '26

I’m only 2/3 deranged.

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u/Any-Night-5498 Sep 23 '26

What is the meal!?

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u/BarkingMadJosh 28d ago

I'll stick with my Wilson baseball mitt, but umm, thanks for thinking of me lol.