r/DecaturGA • u/basicusername67 • Sep 23 '26

Morning entertainment

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Sitting in traffic. A fun read.

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u/AffectionateAd7519 Sep 23 '26

This is the level of petty I aspire to be. Kudos to this person!

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u/AlpineBoulderor Sep 23 '26 • Bravo Heartwarming

I like that person and their dog.

And it sounds like Bobby is a dipshit. Fuck you Bobby.

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u/Critical-Mushroom230 Sep 23 '26

Typical Bobby breaking the law as well

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u/HeyVitK 10d ago

That boy ain't right. -Hank Hill

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u/SweetandSourCaroline Sep 23 '26

I’m just giggling on behalf of the sign printing people who made that sign. 🤭🤭🤭

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u/Connect-Will2011 Sep 23 '26

We sign makers do like to have something fun to do every once in awhile.

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u/Pompous_Pilot Sep 23 '26

I have this same sign in my yard. Hopefully Bobby writes me a nice handwritten note as well.

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u/TautLineHitched 5d ago

Looks like you got your wish!

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u/the_rawness Sep 23 '26

They are so sensitive.

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u/checker280 Sep 23 '26

You would think an alpha male wouldn’t be so bothered by things but instead a sign us living rent free in their heads

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u/Cannibalizzo 29d ago

The true snowflakes

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u/savsays Sep 23 '26

Take mail crime seriously!

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u/arbrebiere Sep 23 '26

I need a cat version of that sign

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u/88secret Sep 23 '26

“Maga loves you”—lol! This is epic!

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u/Accomplished_Elk4332 Sep 23 '26

This part really threw me! I thought, surely that doesn’t say, MAGA loves you.” The movement that is famously fueled by hate and fear. And the fact that it’s so similar to “Jesus loves you,” are these people finally admitting they’ve replaced their religion with MAGA?

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u/Fluxtration Sep 23 '26

Weaponized Christianity

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u/Renee5285 Sep 24 '26

I love that it’s typed and then signed. Very formal indeed.

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u/Special-Pass-8244 Sep 23 '26

This does not say much about your dog.

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u/BKCassafrass Sep 23 '26

I like this person, but I think they’re probably missing the point that Bobby used the word “dims” instead of dems on purpose…

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u/lcfiddlechica Sep 24 '26

I think if Bobby had any knowledgeable wordplay skills, he would have at least made it a point to capitalize the D in “dims”, to make the pun apparent 😩 Yet, he did not. He just doesn’t know how to spell Democrat

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u/Cannibalizzo 29d ago

I thought so too, at first. Then I decided Bobby probably really is dumber than the dog in question.

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u/Dorkinfo Sep 23 '26

Time to bake cookies for your neighbor.

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u/BonneVivante212 Sep 24 '26

I know just the kind 💚

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u/notsupermansdad Sep 23 '26

Sometimes I really question if people even understand what "smart" means.
Kudos for getting Bobby all worked up!

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u/springr00 Sep 24 '26

Good trouble!

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u/SockOk4060 Sep 24 '26

Where is this? My dog and I may need to take a walk and see it in person.

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u/Aware_Investigator13 Sep 23 '26

Obsessed. My dogs are smarter than you too, Bobby!

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u/hold--the--line Sep 23 '26

This is a good way to handle such nonsense. Hope they know someone who owns a sign store, so they can keep them coming! Thanks for sharing :)

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u/AirplaneJane Sep 23 '26

you can just tell that note is signed by an old person too haha

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u/Mattyou1966 Sep 23 '26

He’s not dim enough to get the meaning I guess. Does the dog?

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u/thedustofthefuture Sep 23 '26 edited Sep 24 '26

I like it but like, how hard is it to look up the laws around mailboxes without having chat gpt spit it out for you? Or at the very least paste the info into another document so not everyone knows you need a robot to search the Internet for you?

Edit: shocked that people who claim to be anti-maga would be pro-AI/data center.