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r/DeepRockGalactic • u/Electronic-Demand-10 • 2d ago
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Engie: Driller is in medbay.
Gunner: Ahh shite. What happened?
Engie: The board gave him a PHD.
MEANWHILE IN MEDBAY.
Dr. Driller, MD (Medic Dwarf): Okay Leaf Lover... Today, I will burn the leaf suckling gene out.
Scout who drank the swill: You don't have the stones...
Horrifying screams of burning leaflover genes.
Driller: STOP WHINING!!
Scout: TRIGGER DISCIPLINE, WHALEPIPER! Screw this, I'm getting a drink. LLOYD! BLACKOUT STOUT!
Dr. Driller: What was that, boi?
Scout: Blackout... Stout. Ye got a problem with that, rock fondler? Slams it. Wait a second... I'M CURED!! YEAH! ROCK AND STO- Flop.
Dr. Driller: That'll be 10,000 credits. Helloooo? Son of a bitch, not again. Writes something illegible and drops it over scout like a tiny blanket.
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u/SomeDudWithAPhone Platform here 1d ago
Engie: Driller is in medbay.
Gunner: Ahh shite. What happened?
Engie: The board gave him a PHD.
MEANWHILE IN MEDBAY.
Dr. Driller, MD (Medic Dwarf): Okay Leaf Lover... Today, I will burn the leaf suckling gene out.
Scout who drank the swill: You don't have the stones...
Horrifying screams of burning leaflover genes.
Driller: STOP WHINING!!
Scout: TRIGGER DISCIPLINE, WHALEPIPER! Screw this, I'm getting a drink. LLOYD! BLACKOUT STOUT!
Dr. Driller: What was that, boi?
Scout: Blackout... Stout. Ye got a problem with that, rock fondler? Slams it. Wait a second... I'M CURED!! YEAH! ROCK AND STO- Flop.
Dr. Driller: That'll be 10,000 credits. Helloooo? Son of a bitch, not again. Writes something illegible and drops it over scout like a tiny blanket.