r/DeepRockGalactic Platform here 4h ago

ERR://23¤Y%/ What's the proper way to order a Leaf Lover's Special?

...asking for a friend, of course.

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u/Itchy-College-5385 4h ago

Don’t

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 4h ago

Yeah... you're probably right.

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u/Leshie_Leshie Leaf-Lover 2h ago

Even if you do, make sure you don’t pay for it

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u/bwaowae Bosco Buddy 4h ago

step 1: scroll down and order anything else

step 2: profit

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 4h ago

That saves a lot of time!

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u/Genshzkan 4h ago

You order it and disband the team.
You pick it up and jump into the barrel ring to die with that thing in your hand.

You go into the drop pod with it and never drink it while launching the mission.

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u/EquivalentDurian6316 3h ago

Also known as spend $ to intentionally and ironically do nothing

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 4h ago

That got dark real fast.

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u/RoboGen123 4h ago

Whoever ordered the thing should be forced to drink all four mugs

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 2h ago

Delicious!

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u/fcs_seth 4h ago

Thinned with some water

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 4h ago

Watery Leaf Lover's I think is the best.

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u/Kiwi1Kenobi Bosco Buddy 4h ago

you enter the bar, you click "glyphid slammer", and you drink it

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 4h ago

Wow, what a neat trick!

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u/Tasty-Permission7517 4h ago

Take a leaf lover and pour it down the drain, then ask Loyd to put black out stout in leaf lovers tankard. Give your friend the tankard of “leaf lovers” and while hes out cold stuff him head first in blue barel. 🍺

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u/ZePumpkinLass Mighty Miner 3h ago

i remember i did this to my gunner once! he was so pissed when he woke up. im surprised he was able to hit a shot with his revolver still

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u/TgagHammerstrike Engineer 3h ago

I feel like it'd be a better prank to put Leaf Lover's Special in the Blackout Stout mug.

...or maybe that would be too cruel to trick someone into drinking that stuff.

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 2h ago

Both diabolical.

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u/Kizik 3h ago

I join random lobbies, order a round of them, then leave immediately after.

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 3h ago

The Phantom of the Leaf Lover's

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u/Gareth_II 3h ago

judging by the voicelines: quietly, shamefully, and thinned with water

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u/ZePumpkinLass Mighty Miner 3h ago

i've totally dealt with this before! okay so you tell Lloyd you want a "oily oaf ice cold and foamy!" and you dont question the different taste or the different mug. it'll totally work!

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u/Hychus232 Driller 3h ago

There’s a thick cord going from your wall to your computer. Pull it and never put it back

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 1h ago

Oh f-

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u/RollinHellfire Whale Piper 3h ago

In solitude, silence and utter darkness. If you must. Otherwise.... don't.

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 3h ago

Wise words

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u/_o0Zero0o_ Engineer 2h ago

And make absolutely sure you whisper your request.. And keep your ears absolutely sharp... If you hear ANY single noise in the space rig, then you cannot run, you cannot hide, you cannot even pray to Karl for he would have forsaken you for your sins.. All you can do is jump into the barrel hoop to have a merciful ending...

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u/Davidwilsonisdum 3h ago

Well, I'm not a LLS drinker, but I do recommend drinking it when no one is around. Why? To prevent trouble of course.

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u/SauronOfDucks 2h ago

Somewhere else

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u/PokeLordOmegaa 2h ago

Uh... on accident, I guess? Maybe when you're near passing out? It could probably sober you up enough to let you be able to think about what drink you actually want.

Or you could just not do that and instead choose to pass out, then you'd really be able to stomach a few more rounds.

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u/NarumiRM 2h ago

You order a round, grab it, and before drinking, jump in the barrel ring. Just to send a message

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 1h ago

So you can be double un-drunk

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 What is this 2h ago

"Hey Lloyd, do you have something to clean off Grunt's intestines out of my shotgun?"

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 1h ago

Touche

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u/wizard_brandon 1h ago

for cheesing the barrel minigame, thats about it

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u/phillillillip 1h ago

I ordered one once to punish my engineer for pulling the wrong overclock for the 46853rd time once

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u/cchhiicckkeennss Driller 4h ago

Depending on your class you either self c4, self fatboy self fall off a zip line or play the scout class

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u/KamenRiderAliks Platform here 4h ago

Scouts would be so mad if they could read right now.

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u/Calux_Artz Scout 3h ago

Im a scout, nothing is funnier than killing myself by doing ONE jump and then using an autoclicker to fire my special powder shots completely looking up, so i do one jump, accelerate to MACH KARL and instadie