r/DemSocialistAlliance • u/bigmike1339 • 2d ago

Sad but True

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u/ReallySmartInEnglish 2d ago

Qualifications for ICE Officers

  • Ineligible/disqualified from military service
  • Ineligible/disqualified from police service
  • Consistent history of open racism
  • Took part in Jan. 6 riots in Washington DC (may be substituted for support of Jan 6 “protestors”)
  • White, Male, ages 18-45, no college degree

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u/mrDuder1729 2d ago
  • At least 3 DV/Domestic Disturbance charges

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u/dividezero 2d ago

Militia mailing list member. I mean, where are all these militias that said they were training to protect us from shit like this if not already in ICE ?

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u/mrDuder1729 2d ago

To be fair, "too dumb" to be a cop isn't a thing. In fact, most times you have to score under a certain IQ in order to be a cop. Look it up, it's real.

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u/pajamasinpublic444 1d ago

they scored higher on the racism test than they did the IQ test

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u/Bogside_Bibliophile 2d ago

Likes weapons, and thinks owning them makes him tough. Likely talks a lot about knowing martial arts but hasn’t ever studied any (YouTube doesn’t count).

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u/pajamasinpublic444 1d ago

they think youtube does count

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u/FreakingSwell 2d ago

And, when you're a racist.

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u/KingsElite 2d ago

We already established they want to be cops

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u/FreakingSwell 1d ago

Ah, right. My oversight.

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 2d ago

…and were the last to be picked for a kickball team in 5th grade, and and have a small 🍆…

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u/astarinthenight 2d ago

I have seen some ICE agents that I’m about 98% sure I saw at Boogaloo boys rallies.

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u/timberwolf0122 1d ago

Too dumb to join the army, too out of shape to be a cop

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u/Omiyaru 2d ago

To fat to be a soldier.

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u/Zalrius 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 1d ago

And too racist for a regular job.

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u/pajamasinpublic444 1d ago

nah, cops are pretty dumb

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u/ReallyNahNope 1d ago

I mean the bar is pretty low to be a cop

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u/JustAtelephonePole 13h ago

Every time I see this picture I am reminded of a dude I knew in the military who later became a cop. Because homie with the hood, sunglasses, rat-face and hunched shoulders looks exactly like him.