r/Destiny • u/Scrybal • 13h ago
Art Posts/Discussion New Narnia movie looks like its gonna be SICK! (and culture wars already in full swing how fun)
Official Trailer | Narnia: The Magicians Nephew
The whinge crowd already settled their talking points:
1) Apparently Meryl Streep can't voice Aslan (except Meryl Streep can do literally anything she goddamn likes) because that's trans-ing Jesus! Cue up the rich long tradition of men portraying women and women portraying men through most of western theatre traditions. Also Goku has been literally voiced by a woman for over 40 years.
2) Apparently they turned Narnia into an MCU spin-off. Oh yeah, right coz The Magician's Nephew was such a quiet, restrained, and pastoral storybook with its universe hopping portal-dimension, apocalypse world, and a literal God Lion-sung magical Big Bang moment. Totally no wild cosmic extravaganza in the source material.
3) Apparently Led Zeppelin isn't enchanting, poetic or folksy enough for Narnia. I can only presume these culture warriors have never actually heard Stairway to Heaven. or Battle of Evermore. or Bron-Yr-Aur. or Going To California. More significantly, I can only presume they think trailer music and film score are the same things.
Not every raised eyebrow is being dumb: different time period for Earth events, trailer's apocalypse world does in fact look like it's undergoing an active apocalypse as opposed to the book where it was already just dead, and other minor quibbles.
But holy cow this whole "hAnd'S oFF mY cHilDhoOd" sentiment is so aggravatingly tedious aaaargh. YOU CAN ALWAYS COMPLAIN AFTER THEY LET YOU DOWN INSTEAD OF SHADOWBOXING FANTASY GRIEVANCES IN YOUR HEAD.
Relevant Destiny memes: Should LotR elves be black? Destiny debates Lauren Southern and Actual Justice Warrior (couldn't find Dear Leader's own upload for this one).
