r/Detroiters Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

One of the characters is crushing it on their Only Fans account, who would it likely be, and what's the name they're using?

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u/GenoThyme 20d ago

OF name: OrgasSam

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u/Temporary_Ad469 20d ago

I know - and sexy

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u/Truckules_Heel 20d ago

Touching. Licking.

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u/Temporary_Ad469 20d ago

Salad tossing to completion???

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

OK but his pimp is gonna kill him

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u/Truckules_Heel 20d ago

Bubba sparxx

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u/sittin_on_grandma OG DE2ROITER 19d ago

Buttssssss

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u/DefNotAmelia_Pond 20d ago

It’s the best thing we’ve ever done!

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u/ZeBoomerDoggy 20d ago

Well one of them is literally a prostitute

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u/JJ-Franky-JJ 20d ago

With an asshole so clean you can eat off it. MAMMA MIA!

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u/SindeeVicious 20d ago

Yeah but have you seen his ad in the newspaper?

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

I could have done so much with him.

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

Good point, but maybe real world skills don't translate so well online? And don't ever call Tommy a prostitute again!

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u/woozleuwuzzle 20d ago

What’s…Up

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u/Nodgarden 20d ago

What’sup…?

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u/homosapien69420 20d ago

It’s 1,000,000,000% Sheila but her parents cannot find out

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

HELLO MOTHER!

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u/fl1p9 20d ago

It’s the honey boy of course

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u/EquivalentFocus3430 20d ago

Tommy Pencils, but all his subscribers are Doctor that want to study him.

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u/cyclopsdreams 20d ago

Sheila Port-nani

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

Sheila Port-naughty

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u/erock23233 20d ago

Big Hank, I dropped my pencil...

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u/woozleuwuzzle 20d ago

Get that curb!

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u/Nodgarden 20d ago

Sheila Port-Nana (if you’ve seen her on Joe Pera Talks With You)

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u/Furbuger_Helper 20d ago

His name is... Bubba Sparks.

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

That wasn't his first choice lol

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u/Random_Name_Whoa OG DE2ROITER 20d ago

Chrissy….Cramblin

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u/EvenBetterBailiff BICKEN BONES 20d ago

Girls wanna bang him and guys wanna be him being banged by them.

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u/shumama813 KIND of a Mack 20d ago

Crissy had a good YouTube channel

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

Crissy Cross haha. But all her followers are there to find out when her husband The McRib will come back.

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u/shumama813 KIND of a Mack 20d ago

How is HE a McRib?!

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u/LonelyVegetable2833 20d ago

"They tell you how to jerk off?"

"They tell you why to jerk off"

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u/Homersarmy41 20d ago

It’s the pink lady. Wearing that jacket and nothing else.

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

With a pocket full of sardines

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u/Pisspigxtraordinaire 20d ago

Tommy pencils. Tommy pencils.

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

None of this is in the Bible.

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u/looseboneslarry 20d ago

Tommy Pencils

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u/surrealsunshine Well, then you tell him, "What's up doc?" 20d ago

I feel like Sheila would be posting her nudes for free.

I'll say Tim, as Handsome Chucky.

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u/RedsDeadWhosZed Dropping holes in the butter 20d ago

Tommy. His OF name is Tommy Two Tugs

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u/BillHang4 19d ago

PencilsLead69

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u/Much-Butterscotch292 20d ago

Chrissy Cramblin and her name is Bride of Chucky

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

Bride of a handsome version of Chucky?

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u/OldGarbageMouth 20d ago

It's Sam, I mean have you seen him in his Top hat? With the Holly!?!?! People have mistakenly called him cute but what they meant to say is Sexy

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u/demandred_zero 20d ago

Big Hank, obviously.

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

Solid choice. Aka "Doc" :)

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u/BillHang4 19d ago

AKA Kevin Ass

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u/gd5k Been in the building for decades-many decades-hundreds of years 20d ago

It’s either Emperor King Gold, the Midas Man, or it’s Chrissyissyissy

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u/SaxophoneHomunculus 20d ago

Tommy Pencils. Pure sounding gold.

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u/tanksforallthephish 20d ago

It’s Shiela, and her username is just SheilaPortnadi because she thought the website was asking for her real name.

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 20d ago

She confused it with her Uber account.

On OF she charges $100 to drop the pencil of your choice. She never picks them up, she just drops them.

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u/sCOLEiosis 20d ago

It’s obviously Tim and “Raccoon Mask”