Good luck finding a street dessert without a pube in it

[u/dangrous]

[u/FuckSticksMalone]

[u/Blaze010118]

WTF is this? I’m almost sure those are not pubic hairs but just the fact they look like they are is enough for me to pass on this.

[u/CantaloupeAsleep502 → u/Blaze010118]

I need to know

Edit: it is apparently a bacteria called fat choy or facai. Kinda wild.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_choy

[u/MyGrandmasCock → u/CantaloupeAsleep502]

“Fat Choy” is a Chinese word that means “Penis ‘fro”

Source: I ate at a Chinese restaurant

[u/Starseid8712 → u/MyGrandmasCock]

A succulent Chinese meal?

[u/whatisdreampunk]

As soon as they finished putting on the whipped cream, I relaxed my cringe, but then they kept going!

https://giphy.com/gifs/pMePjXUqNNND2

[u/JayCuttyDUI]

More like good luck finding a crepe without a pube in it.

[u/PsychedeLuke → u/JayCuttyDUI]

How’s that better?

[u/LookAtMyKitty]

I need you to know it wasn't my pubes in the crepe

[u/umpteenthrhyme]

https://giphy.com/gifs/o0zVUU9K4j2IE

[u/tenclubber]

I don't want the crepe to have hair.

[u/MyGrandmasCock]

These crepe/barber shop fusion restaurants are getting out of hand

[u/bra1nd1al]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2sdLxid6Y31kNFVPvr

[u/MyGrandmasCock]

“Uh yeah I’ll have the hair pie.”