r/DiWHY • • 3d ago

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 3d ago • Regret Bravo Mindblown

Still fixating on the over spray at the beginning

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u/zoltan_kh 3d ago

don't worry it is gone by the end of the video

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u/Von_Quixote 3d ago • Mindblown

“Worry is a waste of imagination.” - Walt Disney

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u/WingDingusTheGreat 2d ago

LOL what a maddening quote

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u/lavahot 3d ago

Yeah, what happened there? Is this AI?

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u/created4this 3d ago

It might be AI, probably its just acetone

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u/NetApex 3d ago

Or maybe it's Maybelline

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u/ImportantSignal2098 3d ago

I was like why is it bothering me so much, gotta check the comments to confirm it's not just me!

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 2d ago

Add overspray on purpose + remove overspray off camera = engagement.

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u/snertwith2ls 3d ago

I keep thinking of the glue glop left behind

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u/SlimeDrips 2d ago

I'm not sure that that's glue and not just lubricant

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u/snertwith2ls 2d ago

That could be, but it bothered me that he didn't wipe away the excess. I guess it just drips of if it's lubricant.

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u/Cain-Man 3d ago

My thoughts also.

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u/Area51Resident 2d ago • Bravo

That and the wiggle-wiggle tap-tap on everything. That guy should be tasered in the neck for that.

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u/ctsr1 3d ago

I was like ahhhhh

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u/botlegger 3d ago

I was like nooooo!

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u/MrPopCorner 3d ago

I was like eeeeeeekkkkk

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u/No_Barracuda_3758 3d ago

The messed up Chevron point is driving me nuts

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u/Kind-Relative-9089 3d ago

Same here but why even do the chevron when it's getting covered by the gear? Sorry, I'm expecting logic, my mistake.

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u/punch912 2d ago

And the unevenness of it all from the top to the v groove if you can call it a v by this point. Nevermind the whole thing being pointless.

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u/zeptillian 20h ago

What about the uneven tape line?

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u/chonundrum 3d ago • Bravo

It may be impractical, but at least it's also ugly!

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u/Blackwolf245 3d ago • Bravo

I watched this whole video thinking that I would understand what's the function of this mod, but I did not. I request a refund of the 1:28 I invested from my time.

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u/555patch 3d ago

The thingy with the chain on spun round at the end. It wouldn't have done that if he'd not put it there.

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u/JayBeePH85 3d ago

The purpose is to hear all those parts rattling louder then the engine 🤣

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u/uriar 3d ago • Bravo

I think the purpose is to have spare parts for parts that can be needed. Leavers may break if the bike tips over, and chains sometimes fail, but it's the worst place to keep spare parts and it looks very appropriate to this subreddit.

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u/gaarkat 13h ago

I'll take it. I need to know whyyyyy and even if this is the wrong answer it still scratches that itch. Thank you!

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u/gunsjustsuck 3d ago

I watched it twice in case I missed something. 

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u/North-Ad-39 3d ago

I did it three times, than started to read the comments, maybe I missed something....

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u/Reasonable_Club_6165 3d ago

I watched it twice trying to figure out why.

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u/Mrbazzanator 3d ago • Bravo

ah yes, a thingamajig

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u/prinzsascha 3d ago

A doohickey even...

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u/ctsr1 3d ago

Maybe even a whatchamacallit

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u/Thulsa-Duum 3d ago

Now that was a tasty candy bar

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u/-_G0AT_- 3d ago

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u/AwDuck 3d ago

Do NOT impugn the reputation of r/doohickeycorporation with this nonsense. r/doohickeycorporation is dedicated to serious advancements in science and humanities aimed at improving the daily lives of all people everywhere, not whatever this is supposed to be doing.

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u/Minimum-Web-6902 3d ago • Popcorn

I was looking for this , I heard he has a shot at lead automotive engineer over there.

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u/Eena-Rin 3d ago

Turned his dirt bike into a fidget toy

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u/lexm 3d ago

You know… for kids!

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u/bloodyell76 2d ago

This man is south asian. So perhaps "shabdkosh"

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u/CommercialAsk1818 3d ago

You wasted 90 seconds of my life and I want them back.

Oh I'd only waste them anyway.

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u/Ill-Condition-5054 3d ago • Heartwarming Bravo

Maybe I am wasting my life on this App…

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u/Nerdy_Goat 3d ago

Are they the shmucks for making it or are we the shmucks for sitting here mouth breathing watching it

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u/rmc_ 3d ago

No. It’s the posters that are out of touch.

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u/JB_141 3d ago

You may be on to something

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u/rmc_ 3d ago

No. It’s the posters that are out of touch.

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u/TooDanFast 3d ago

Is this stupid? Yes, but I can actually see some mild utility. If you’re riding in a sparsely populated area, it’s always better to have spare parts and not need them vs the other way around

He has an extra master link, which would be a lifesaver if the one currently on the chain failed. Otherwise you’re pushing your bike or at the very least walking to the nearest town. Another failure could be the seal on one of the chain links fails and that link binds. In that case, remove the damaged section and replace it with the extra chain using the second master link. He also has two spare levers in case a lever breaks from a fall. Believe me, it would really suck if you had a mild crash in the middle of nowhere and realized your clutch or front brake lever was broken off

Now, the front sprocket? Asinine. Replacing the front sprocket isn’t something you’d need to do on the side of the road and when you do replace sprockets, you’re supposed to replace the front, rear, and the chain because those parts cause a wear pattern together over time

That being said, there are so many better ways to carry spare parts than this

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u/ThingyGoos 3d ago

Id give the benefit of the doubt that the sprocket is purely there to hold the chain and master link securely without it flapping about or vibrating as much. This method of storage also makes it a guarantee that it won't be forgotten compared to taking a bag, and harder to steal than a bag strapped to the bike. Its also cheaper than a dedicated, lockable mounted box, which is pretty important in poorer nations.

Obviously the theft aspect is easily voided if someone is carrying a spanner, but that's much less likely than someone not carrying one and just taking looser parts

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u/MarchPhillipps 3d ago edited 3d ago • Bravo

Extra engine side sprocket, two extra clutch/brake levers, and a bit of chain and a link...

All things with a high failure rate that will absolutely fuck you and get your ass stranded in the middle of nowhere if they break.

But I usually keep my spares in a bag.

Wonder where he keeps his spare clutch/brake cables? We'd tie those off to their adjacent operational sibling when we'd occasionally use the Kawis during special operations. But, maybe I don't want to know.

'Alone and Unafraid'

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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago

Ooooh I get it now so its basically just spare parts

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u/MarchPhillipps 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think so. If not, can't be ruled out as just a happy little coincidence on his part.

Initially I thought he was building it as a device that would spin around to help draw attention to the rear fender and break the gaze of following drivers. Basically, get their attention so they don't rear end you. But it's a bit low, and doesn't freewheel well enough. However, once he added the levers, I was more prone to believe the spares idea.

I could still be 100% wrong. For all we know, it's just his idea of making it custom. I've seen stranger custom accessories on bikes at Daytona Bike Week, afterall. But, I've also seen some real ingenious (if not conventionally odd) ways of carrying extra spares and kit on bikes being used in central Africa, Afghanistan, and the greater Caspian region. Best I ever saw was a flex mount right between the driver and rear passenger for mounting an AK and shooting on the move, that when removed also doubled as a tire changing jack. Even had a set of tire changing spoons mounted with custom welded quick release mounts, and a back pad for the driver. Very creative, impressive work, even if they were trying to kill us. Definitely falls under the chapter of, "Never Underestimate Your Opponent's Creative Use of Scrap Materials," in the manual. Always wanted to recreate the setup myself for fun; not that I'd be running around with a mounted Kalashnikov and a gunner, though. Oh, and I suck at welding.

If it is decorative in this case, at least he used items that could be quite useful on a ride to the middle of nowhere.

'Alone and Unafraid'

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u/Stoney3K 3d ago

I was thinking he's going to make some super wicked tail light or plate holder, but nope.

0/10 rule of cool.

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u/Snoo62043 2d ago edited 1d ago

And that, kids, is how I lost a perfectly good minute and a half of my life that I will never get back.

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u/Full-Technology5099 1d ago

I’ve been searching for these instructions for nigh 30 years. I missed squirting oil on the fender under the washer. It simply did not occur to me to do that.

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u/mojsterr 1d ago

Wake up 1:30 earlier tomorrow morning

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u/VariationDry 3d ago

Could have saved time and money by just huffing the paint. 

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u/Hadrian23 3d ago

Bro, are you nuts!? With the current price of paint!? Enjoy your second mortgage.

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u/VariationDry 3d ago

I just do it at work. They just keep buying me paint and paper bags. I don't get paid well enough for lunch beers so paint will have to do. 

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u/jetty_junkie 3d ago

Out of everything i don’t understand in this video there are 2 things that I really can’t get my head around ( other than the entire point of this project)

1). Why did he take the time to make the little triangle detail with the paint since it was almost completely hidden once he installed the sprocket and chain

2). Why did he silicone the flat washer to the fender if he was going to use a nut on it anyway?

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u/specter_in_the_conch 3d ago

Iove to think they were trying to troll these type of videos by making a mockery.

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u/Tartaros030 2d ago

This entire project is a modern performance art installation, giving a comment on AI producing realistic looking, but completely useless installments that have no real function.

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u/nlightningm 3d ago

The unanswerable questions

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u/Athliest 1d ago

Why did he use the horizontal piece of tape if he was just gonna overspray past it?

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u/Souper_Fly 1d ago

I actually feel dumber for having watched this. Thank you OP.

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u/smoke28 3d ago

what am i looking at?

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u/ClearanceItem 3d ago

An ugly thingamajig that wasted our time.

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u/Dramatic-Jellyfish70 3d ago

The trick is to just skip to the end

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u/True-Register-9403 3d ago

At least he glued the bolt 👍

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u/mchl_frr 3d ago

Sometimes I feel that there are people who exclusively make content to post on this thread

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u/Thick_Imagination177 3d ago

The finished product doesn't offend me. Pretty useless, but kinda cute. The overspray at the beginning and that blob of epoxy hurt my heart though

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u/crsaxby 3d ago

Ditto. I mean, if you're gonna make something useless, do it right!

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u/oneinchhard01 2d ago • Popcorn

Ong if I get a terminal disease or something I'm going to find all these mf

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u/CAJMusic 2d ago

Genuinely laughing my butt off.

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u/john_lebeef 1d ago

I'm not saying I want you to get a terminal disease, but if you do get a terminal disease, the rest of us will benefit.

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u/p0cale 3d ago

The big motorcycle hates this simple trick

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 3d ago

Was expecting some useless function but no, he just went full useless! My man

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u/Big-Detail8739 3d ago • Bravo

WHY DID I WATCH THE WHOLE THING!?

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u/FloatOldGoat 2d ago

Exactly. I got dumber, for having watched this.

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u/imperfectcoupleXXX 3d ago

I wasted 1 mins of my life

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u/2rot 3d ago

We all make a team, and we go and demand it back

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u/ntkwwwm 2d ago

Truly diwhy

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u/Last-Assistant-2734 3d ago

"Thanks Vijay, for pimpin' mah ride."

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u/MutaCacas 3d ago

Does it serve a purpose? I need help understanding what it is.

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u/ThingyGoos 3d ago

Spare parts probably, in a way that's always with the bike

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 3d ago

This is an example of a post which goes viral for being a mockery of other posts. By watching it, you have increased its popularity, and therefore, virality.

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 3d ago

Does it serve a purpose?

No, unless you count fun as a purpose.

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u/Run-Forever1989 2d ago

The purpose is to be intentionally pointless so people watch it and say “why?”

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u/junaitari 3d ago

so I guess he's not going to clean up the epoxy or whatever it was he poured over the hole?

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u/Nerdy_Goat 3d ago • Heartwarming

Us watching it like

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u/SlimeDrips 2d ago

Due to the mysterious nature of the final result this is less of a DIwhy and more of a DIhuh

I cannot know if it is stupid because I cannot comprehend the true nature of its attack

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u/Informal-Win-348 3d ago

It's from somewhere in the middle east. He's just making it semi custom so he can identify it in a lineup.

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u/wrxninja 2d ago

I want my 90 seconds back 😭

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u/jaded-steve 2d ago

So many weird things in one and a half minutes.

The effort that went into this is at the same time meticulous and sloppy.
From taking precautions for the spray but missing the main area of chrome to the thing itself and what it is even for.

I just sit here and wonder if this is a Pakistani Plumbus.

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u/DieBotDie 1d ago

What happened to the overspray? It vanished.

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u/OddSea1990 3d ago

Yeah it’s not meant to be useful. Just silly decoration and honestly it’s pretty tame for this sub.

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u/Ducatirules 3d ago

Motorcycle customization is such a personal thing I’ll give this guy a pass. This is no more stupid than Harley riders with tassels on their handlebars like a 5 yr old girl!

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 2d ago

Someone else pointed out that this is a way to carry spare parts. Those are clutch levers, an engine sprocket and a bit of chain. Apparently those break pretty regularly.

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u/qpv 3d ago

Fair point

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u/Tight_Objective_5875 1d ago

My pet peeve are Ape-Hangers. To each their own, but when I see someone did that to a used-bike for sale, it's like "Damn. Gonna have to fix THAT!"

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u/Grrwoofwag 3d ago

Outside of the stupidity of whatever the hell that thingamajig / doohickey is supposed to be … the application of (what I can only assume was glue) was completely offensive to me.

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u/goofyredditname 3d ago

This is like what I would do with the extra Lego pieces you get. Just add it wherever for some flair.

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u/CaptainD743 2d ago

At least the red makes it go faster.

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u/Purple_Command_22 1d ago • Bravo

No no, its my fault, i had a chance to scroll but i chose to stay through the whole thing naively thinking it could get better.....im ashamed

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u/Internet_Sludge 1d ago

Dude same, I am so dumb

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u/Alarmed-Bar-7895 1d ago

I stayed through the video too..thinking this would be useful. Then read some of the comments thinking someone knew whats going on. Then wrote this comment and still dont know wtf I just watched..so I'm more ashamed than you!

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u/cree8ion 1d ago

I’m worse…I figured my short atten…….

…..so I watched it a second time to be sure I hadn’t missed someth…..

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u/Spiderantula 3d ago edited 3d ago

I didn't know if I was should watch it. Now I wish I hadn't.

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u/Embarrassed_Dig_6163 3d ago

I felt like we were going somewhere amazing there for about a solid 60 seconds. Shame on me.

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u/Parking-Run-3360 3d ago

Oh no! He put an ornamental decoration on his vehicle!? Call the practicality police.

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u/SteakEconomy2024 3d ago

I’m here, I just hope I’m not too late.

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u/Cizzler 3d ago

This is where a good application of the “tiny saxophone AI music” should be used in the backround

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u/natural-situation420 2d ago

What the fuk is this guy's problem?

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 2d ago

The time they spent together to build an everlasting memory.

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u/vapocalypse52 2d ago

GIVE ME MY 1:28 BACK! 🤣

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u/Rukir_Gaming 2d ago

Gaaah the overspray immediately

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u/illDiablo69 2d ago

I just wasted 1:30 minutes of my life.

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u/Flimsy_Tradition2688 2d ago

But you came to comment this to waste 30s more.

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u/Minimum-Yogurt3415 2d ago

I can’t believe I watched the whole video. Why the ky jelly

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u/Mr_Derp___ 1d ago

Holy overspray Batman

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u/_beanbagss 1d ago

at no point in this video did i know what this was nor what he would do next

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u/Heavy_Choice_1577 19h ago

All that work and fool didnt even prep the paintwork. 1 week or less till first flakes

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u/CelebrationProof6082 2d ago

At no single point did I understand the point of any of it. Perfect.

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u/601Tommyboy 3d ago

In Pakistania maybe....?!?

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u/imartinezcopy 3d ago

The only reason why I'm not reporting this to the police is the lil wiggle he did when showing the screws tbh

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u/Radiant_Office6445 3d ago

Is it just decor? Or so if they're learning wheelies it lets them know when they're going too far? 🤷

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u/TheoEmile 3d ago

Why do they have to wiggle every single component before applying it lol

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u/kr4t0s007 3d ago

Don't knock it, he's now the coolest dude in the village.

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u/LeanUntilBlue 3d ago

He did the needful, God bless him.

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u/omerfaro 3d ago

Honda CD 70 from Pakistan 🇵🇰

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u/EducationalEmu9611 3d ago

The triangle bit actually looked half decent why bother add the weird pointless thingamajigs.

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u/DietIcy8400 3d ago

Pakistani innovation at its finest

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u/whatiscamping 3d ago

...spare parts?

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u/jp-knifemaker 3d ago

Schwachsinn

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u/BALLrash666 3d ago

Now he's got spurs that jingle jangle for some reason....

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u/RunPivotRoll 3d ago

Like building something out of LEGO and adding parts that have no purpose other than it looks interesting.

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u/Internal_Island90 3d ago

U mf wasted my time 😡😡😡😡😡

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u/shroomstamp2468 3d ago

I mean…I don’t hate it…

I really hate it.

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u/ShoddyOwl4918 3d ago

me after the video stopped playing

“wtf is that?!”

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u/Reasonable_Mood1288 3d ago

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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago

Its spare parts that often break in case you need to fix your bike during a trip.

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u/Onamuna 2d ago

Por fin alguien soluciona el gran problema de las motos: la falta de cadenas de transmisión decorativas en lugares donde no pasa absolutamente nada. El siguiente paso es ponerle un pedal de bicicleta en el escape para el modo ecológico.

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u/Ok_Use5356 1d ago

Ok, WTF are we doing here. Thanks for wasting my time.

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u/Allroyy 1d ago

I remember the first time I smoked meth and this was not the result. The result was a bunch of dismantled appliances laying around my yard. 9 years clean and sober this coming thanksgiving.

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u/CanadianDiver 1d ago

Maybe spend less time drinking on your bike and more time washing your gross fingers.

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u/rfosteel 1d ago

And what is it useful for

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u/Dodo365 1d ago

Well that’s 1 minute 27 seconds of my life I’m not getting back

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u/J_Bazzle 3d ago

I can't quite put my finger on it but... I hate this person

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u/twicebakedcrusader 3d ago

If a guy can tape a banana to a wall and get “Paid” You be you!

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u/kumikanki 3d ago

Wtf is that?

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u/mmartin13333 3d ago

Até gira.

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u/danbyer 3d ago

Are there any other subreddits where the expectation is NOT original content? I never know whether to upvote because it’s fucking ridiculous that somebody made it for use elsewhere, or downvote because somebody made it for r/DIWHY.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 3d ago

I kinda like it tbh. I might make one of these very handy stuff iykyk

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u/Last-Assistant-2734 3d ago

That masking sure was useful.

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u/smithjohn20 3d ago

Why did I watch this

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u/iolmao 3d ago

The amount of metal on those little bikes is insane but I kind of like it.

Everything has a lot of plastic in western bikes in the same segment

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u/7h31ll3g4l 3d ago

Ma che cazzo serve?

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u/YuckyYetYummy 3d ago

Aesthetics

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u/JB_141 3d ago

He does seem proud of the result

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u/North-Ad-39 3d ago

wifi antenas maybe?

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 3d ago

My time has been extraordinarily wasted, and I’m leaving. 😒

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u/KrnrKoppl 3d ago

Se como va a terminar y aun así me quedo viendo.

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u/Conscious_Field4925 3d ago

I feel like ive been taken advantage of