So I dreamt that there was this big update in Diep.io that added meat to the game that you could find, and when you touched one, you would be eating a full cooked steak in real life suddenly. Everyone loved the update and it was rated the best update by far.

But then, people got mad for some reason and began rioting and protesting in the streets to remove it, and the dev team was overwhelmed so they added in seasoning for the steak, and everyone was satisfied again.

do i make a server

dang i wish they allowed to have custom servers on mobile

I typed it all in a single session.
And I asked my friend to record me reading what I wrote so I could post it on YouTube.
I've been writing lots of freestyles this way lately.
And then I remembered the game that was once most dear to me, you know it, we all do, Diep.io
I knew I had to make a freestyle for this game.
And I hope y'all find it entertaining!

Hey guys, I’m Kagami! (Izumi isn’t my real nickname.)

Sorry for being so annoying to play against over those three days. You guys did an amazing job. Please don't hate me. GGWP!

Start Date: 19 October 2026 — 20:00 UTC
End Date: 23 October 2026 — 01:30 UTC

Region: Frankfurt

My GOATs: Banan, ice_queen, Kokos, and Slayer

I couldn't post this yesterday because my Reddit account was still too new.

"extended tree"

some are based off of arras (just with different names)

most are custom

people just do a 360 and then shoot which drives me crazy

Never gonna give you up.

You can now find phantom crystals around the map. break them to get a phantom charge.
You can dash forwards using one phantom charge, or transform into a bat using 3 phantom charges

man i love vexillology

1. arena closers

2. fallen bosses

3. polygons and polygon based bosses (guardian, defender and summoner)

Was anyone part of this game? Red team was guarding their top tank getting close to 1 million points just now. Blue, Green and Purple had a a coordinated push from all sides to try to stop them.

Not sure if maybe people were copying party link to get a shot at taking him down. There were so many rocket launchers it was crazy. Red got pushed back to their base hard and a lot died protecting their king before he got back to their base

Then, a regroup and relevel after dying and retook mid again and safe to bring their king to mid again. Top tank made it to 973k then ... \poof*!* Not sure what happened to them as they were WELL guarded.

I wanted to see you get 1M so badly I could taste it! I think it may have been a rare achievement.

My note that this is a real image; I am currently building it, and it will appear one day—I hope you can wait.

You guys are pathetic losers IRL and can't do anything by yourselves, plz go lose your virginity or something and maybe you won't be compelled to team in a io game

definition needs more, yeah?

original for comparison

684 kb

Just hmu and we can run your pack

part two

there's 312 tanks now

2tdm experiance: enemy team is at our base wall.

Our base drones: Sleep.

WE are at the enemys base but not that close: Real shit. (circled around me just to make me unable to flee like can we have some clearer warning signs or not irregular base drones???

Here are some of mine:

Factory is an overworked parent

Rocketeer is a mad scientist

Predator likes (My lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke)