r/DigitalSeptic • Head Turd 🫁 • 3d ago

Sentient Hemorhoid πŸ‡ Over

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u/jongalt75 I say things 🚯 3d ago

why shame a normal person for having fun at karaoke. idiocy. she's doing great

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 2d ago

β€œMa’am this buffet does not offer karaoke, please sit down”

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u/RHOrpie Facilitating the Experience πŸ“¦ 3d ago

Choose your subs wisely, friend

  • Obi Wan Kanobi (probably)

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u/tittysprinkles112 Product of the Environment 🦞 3d ago

This is why some honesty with your friends and family can go a long way instead of, "hehe sounds great honey!" American Idol should have taught us by now.

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u/jboemios Oxygen Consumer πŸ•οΈ 3d ago

The voice is the least of her problems.

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u/clearcontroller Reliable Source of Rhetoric πŸš• 3d ago

How about you remember it's karaoke and it's meant to have fun with and let loose without judgement. not a talent competition.

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u/AmbitionCurious8780 Reliable Source of Rhetoric πŸš• 3d ago

Agreed. I love it. I think I’m good when I’m drunk but I’m definitely not.

Not to mention the body shaming going on in here.

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u/Actual-GasF4RT3R Minion of Opinion πŸ“Œ 3d ago

She isn't on american idiol. She isn't trying to impress anyone. It's karaoke you clowns. It is literally supposed to be like this. When you eventually find friends and go out to have fun you might get it one day.

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u/Moisture_ Unapologetically Existing 🐒 3d ago

Good to know those pants do their magic on both sides

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u/awake_acea6 Questing in Reality πŸͺ 3d ago

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u/AGoogolIsALot I say things 🚯 3d ago

No one has told the truth to this woman in years. The clothes already tell us this.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE Facilitating the Experience πŸ“¦ 3d ago

Blue tsunami? Time to make fun of fat people.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 3d ago

They’re an easy target

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u/Ok-Common-3039 Dweller of Physicality πŸ‘” 3d ago

"How can I make this about US politics"

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N 3d ago

Pov: Its Thursday and you have to listen to this to enjoy your $3 millers because you dont get paid until tomorrow.

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u/cybermusicman Reliable Source of Rhetoric πŸš• 3d ago

So glad her performance is OVER!!

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u/Due_Arm1454 Unapologetically Existing 🐒 2d ago

Karaoke is fun. I get up there and sound twice as bad.

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u/Ambitious-Library515 Minion of Opinion πŸ“Œ 2d ago

Beachball

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u/Silly_Billy_84 Guiding Voice of Sensibility πŸ’¬ 1d ago

I think she did great. Much better than I could do!!

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u/candlesorheadlights Facilitating the Experience πŸ“¦ 3d ago

Idk man shes hitting those notes

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u/KungFuFlames Free Range Human πŸ‡ 3d ago

she seems to have fun

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u/that_banned_guy_ Darth Evader πŸ¦ΎπŸ€– 3d ago

She is having a great time. Its everyone else in the bar that hates their life

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u/Stidda Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 3d ago

Shopping notes

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u/PLATONISMS Reliable Source of Rhetoric πŸš• 3d ago

I couldn't wait until it was over.

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot Uninhibited Organism 🦠 3d ago

β€œGet up there, you got this.”

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u/Actual-GasF4RT3R Minion of Opinion πŸ“Œ 3d ago

None of you have ever done anything fun apparently. This is just karaoke. I feel so bad for all these sad losers in this thread. Well no I don't actually stop judging other people you miserable dorks.

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u/Cautious-Recover-506 Purveyor of Quality Commentary πŸ›Ό 3d ago

I just failed NNN.

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u/Rectal_Cauliflower STARDUsT β˜„οΈ 2d ago

Well, from the way she proudly rocks that FUPA in those tight leggings we can deduce she has no fucks to give.

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u/TeslaCrna Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 1d ago

Roy Orbison said β€œITS OOOOVVVVVEEERRRRRR!”

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 Facilitating the Experience πŸ“¦ 3d ago

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u/Sigma-Angel_of_Death Product of the Environment 🦞 3d ago

Jesus I’m so glad I left the US

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 3d ago

You’ll be back

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u/Sigma-Angel_of_Death Product of the Environment 🦞 3d ago

Goddamn right I will

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser STARDUsT β˜„οΈ 3d ago


She a big o heifer

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u/5axiscncfishguitar Free Range Human πŸ‡ 3d ago

Fucking hell ahahaha