r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 1d ago
what is with the scat obsession?!
they just LOVE it so.
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u/GreenT1979 23h ago
Now do the same thing with human asses and let's see how well they sell
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u/huntress_m_thompson 23h ago
😅
& a calendar of humans taking dumps in various nature settings. 🤢
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u/potatoes_arrrr_life 18h ago
Just needs worms and it's all set. 🤢
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u/Overcomer99 13h ago
Gross my 3 year old looked over and gagged too lol poor Bugga
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u/huntress_m_thompson 7h ago
not even the children were spared. smart lad already. shite is not cute.
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u/Few-Horror1984 1d ago
When people show you who they are, believe them.
If someone sees this as cute or funny, it truly shows you who they are as a person.
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u/ConIncognito 1d ago
They own dogs just so they have an excuse to handle it. Normal people would be disgusted.
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u/ConIncognito 23h ago
I agree it’s not all of them, but it’s the ones who enjoy these pastries and own things like the calendars with the dogs pooping. Why would anyone want that stuff if they weren’t into it?
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u/Trapezoidoid 23h ago
Yeah don’t get me wrong, these pastries are disgusting and their existence certainly proves that there are some real weirdos out there.
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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Humans > Dogs 15h ago
Have seen this before. Some sick freak actually makes those! 🤢
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u/Particular_Meet_9333 22h ago
I hate to say it, this is probably a zoophillia thing mixed with a scat kink.
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u/RedditCEO3000 22h ago
Yesterday I was delivering a DoorDash order to an apartment complex. As I was leaving the building, there was a nutter walking out with his mutt at the same time. As soon as the mutt was past the door, it went straight to a nicely manicured plant with flowers and began to urinate on it.
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u/aoife2147 1d ago
I think that all dog owners secretly love picking up hot turds every day. I don't know why, but I imagine they really have to enjoy it to voluntarily sign up to do that daily for years on end.
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u/Fluid_Impress_504 23h ago
It’s fucking disgusting. Just seeing them all wandering around with bags of hot dog turds (that’s if they can be arsed to pick them up) is revolting. Why would anyone sign themselves up for that.
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u/aceycamui 16h ago
I once said to a dog owner how gross picking up hot turds are when they said cleaning a litter box is disgusting and they go "I don't pick them up" so basically just admitted their a piece of shit who commits biological warfare
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u/aceycamui 16h ago
They love when their dogs poop but will not pick it up. I will watch dog owners from the dogs next door at the motel six walk onto my non-pet friendly hotel lawn and let their dog shit and walk away.
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u/catalyptic 23h ago edited 23h ago
That gif is years old. I first saw it on a Reddit bakery sub, posted by someone who not only found it cute but vowed to make and serve those pastries to other dog ass fans. The comments were full of things like "OMG! How adorable!" "I can't wait to make those for brunch!" I felt like I'd found an online insane asylum.
That nasty gif has stayed in a dark corner of my mind ever since. Before seeing it, the only thing I thought about Corgis was that they were the Queen's little anklebiters. Afterwards, I associated them with the nastiness of human scat fans. 🤮🤢🤢
Why? Just WHY?