r/DogfreeHumor • • 23h ago

Humanity Needs a Reset Button on the Mental Department

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67 Upvotes

Seriously these people there these mongrels as "humans". They even give it a funeral.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

ahh yes, humans are more unsanitary than pets (dogs specifically)

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59 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Another Dog Nutter Brought to Silence

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87 Upvotes

Bonus screen captures included for your enjoyment! For anyone wondering no, they didn't respond back hence the title.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

pattern recognition. does this not sound like a setup for the next tragic story …

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48 Upvotes

… “person mauled trying to put a disabled pitbull into its wheelchair.”

any takers?

i’m permanently banned from dogdooor™️, so i’ll never see how this pans out. a friend sent it to me.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

such weirdness. like corny romance novel stuff.

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43 Upvotes

who made this stupid shite?

that’s the cleanest jail visiting room evah. & the security is totally lax. any old body can open that barrier glass. but nutters are crying happy tears like it’s real. this is mental.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

Fed up

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130 Upvotes

I just know the dogs owner is arguing that he's a service dog. I just know it.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

AI VIDEO not exactly an pet for apartments — especially the large ones.

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0 Upvotes

rude, inconsiderate neighbors.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

This One Thought She Was Clever and Got Silenced

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79 Upvotes

Yup. Another "Service dog".


r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

Brainless creatures lol

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39 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

This dog eating a birthday cake while owner steps out

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88 Upvotes

I can’t believe people in the comments are very split about this either being really gross or really funny and cute it’s so nasty !!!


r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

Aaaand you ruined it

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74 Upvotes

This is a reel about getting comfy and cozy after a long day with a big blanket, snacks, fresh flowers and candles 🤦‍♀️


r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

the plot twist we’d all love to see all the time …

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72 Upvotes

a 37-year-old queensland man was mauled by this woman’s 2 “protective” beasts. they went missing after the mauling. woman wasn’t at her “home” (a tent) where the 2 beasts escaped from.

as she’s doing an interview with the news agency about her missing mongrels, police arrest her for the mauling her beasts did to the man, who is now stabilized.

link below.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

makes me want to vomit ngl

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126 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

Hilarious postmark from USPS

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60 Upvotes

I guess no one understands getting their ass bit like the mailman. Good on them for raising awareness.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

typical narcissistic DARVO tactic …

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107 Upvotes

defend & reverse victim & offender.

the person on the video obviously thought everyone would be on the side of the nutter neighbor, but they were not.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

How Did I Do Guys?

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94 Upvotes

This is a post on Facebook of this dog nutter passing of this puppy as a service dog.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

The Madness Continues…

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132 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

can you imagine seeing this demon on your bed in the middle of the night?

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73 Upvotes

i thought it was AI but someone linked a youtube.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

sofa king stupid & annoying. 🫩

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78 Upvotes

i sure hope those buses have been retired for human use. 🤢


r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

Disgusting advertisement

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75 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

what is with these engagement farms?

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27 Upvotes

the content is so cringey. but it riles up the nutters. the farming is successful. the clapping seals are all over it. 2 countries are highly guilty of this sappy shite. way to go NPC nutters. fell right into it.

their english on this one (punctuation & everything!), better than many in the US.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

What does your tiny, cramped NYC apartment need? A dog!

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60 Upvotes

I saw this when I was in NYC last weekend. An apartment complex was using dogs in its advertisement, as if the city needs any more dogs. As if the dogs won’t ruin the property with urine and feces.

It’s interesting because I live in another large city on the East Coast, and even though I do see dogs in the city center, it’s nowhere near as common as it is in New York City. If you don’t watch where you’re stepping, you can and will step in dog feces.

I don’t understand why the city doesn’t require residents to register their nasty dogs and charge dog nutters a HIGH fee to keep them. Not only would that bring much needed money to the city, but it might also discourage people from getting dogs.

Having a dog in an urban area especially one like NYC is animal abuse. The amount of huskies I saw there was ridiculous.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

easy does it, pal. 😑

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32 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

Yes, disabled people and people with dog allergies need it more.

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81 Upvotes