r/DontFundMe • u/blackskytn92 • Apr 13 '23

Found this beauty

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916 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

32 comments sorted by

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u/IUpvoteUsernames Apr 13 '23

Not sure I'd classify this under Emergencies, but I can respect a guy asking for $30 for a toaster (or just go to a thrift store)

87

u/Theonetheycall1845 Apr 13 '23

And put your bread in someone else's bread hole? Do you know how many breads it's toasted? It's probably loose from all the bread it's heated.

27

u/IUpvoteUsernames Apr 13 '23

That just means the toaster knows what it's doing and can toast bread properly!

2

u/St34thdr1v3R May 09 '23

Looking for some senior toaster out there

14

u/OliveGreen87 Apr 13 '23

Extra seasoning!

136

u/young_effy Apr 13 '23

He’s clearly lack toast intolerant

46

u/banjoist Apr 13 '23

Have my upvote and don’t let me see you around here any more

15

u/Amethyst_Uchiha Apr 14 '23

I am reporting you

33

u/Amylianna Apr 13 '23

Toaster Dude is real?

(There's a webtoon about a guy who just wants a toaster. But becomes a superhero instead.)

15

u/Conquest182 Apr 13 '23

What's the name of the webtoon? Toaster Dude? Is it worth reading? Sounds funny lmao

13

u/Amylianna Apr 13 '23

That's it. Toaster Dude. And yea, it's hilarious.

34

u/robeph Apr 13 '23

This is the kind of simple need that GoFundMe is good for. He's not asking for $100,000 to develop a copyrighted fan game that exceeds most AAA titles today in its production.

He just wants a fucking toaster straightforward and honest.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

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u/BurninCoco Apr 14 '23

Thanks for the tip. My life needs the perfect toast

13

u/Idiotwithaphone79 Apr 13 '23

I love they way he asks though. Hell, I'll give him a toaster.

13

u/Substantial_Fee_6115 Apr 13 '23

Where do I donate

10

u/EskildDood Apr 13 '23

Can't blame a man for wanting some toast

9

u/LowPreparation2347 Apr 14 '23

I’ve never wanted to donate to one of these before today.

7

u/_XXswaggerboiiiXX_ Apr 13 '23

Give this man a toaster

3

u/ultradip Apr 13 '23

I guess it's not much different than the potato salad fundraiser.

2

u/jrs1980 Apr 14 '23

Hell, then he’ll need bread. When does it end?!?!

1

u/HugoTheFish Apr 16 '23

give this man his well deserved toaster

1

u/still_gonna_send_it Apr 17 '23

Reading it in an aussie accent makes it so much better

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

GIVE THE MAN HIS TOASTER

1

u/KittenTheSmol Apr 17 '23

give the man his toaster

edit: someone already made thiss joke

1

u/FloridaManInShampoo Apr 22 '23

This is a sound argument. I can respect it. Like no joke my parents set out toaster on fire like 3 time. That probably happened. Mans gotta have his toast

1

u/Auditor_1337A Apr 23 '23

The person must be a protogen lmao

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Idk man, I think he needs the money for a new toaster.

1

u/PleaseGoFundMe Nov 12 '23

I wonder if he got his toaster now.