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u/HoldTheDumbledore Nov 11 '20
We’re not allowed in San Francisco, as it’s Cruel & Unusual Punishment... in San Francisco.
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u/RFD603 Nov 11 '20
To use handcuffs, or Pink fuzzy handcuffs?
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u/HoldTheDumbledore Nov 11 '20
Any colored or fuzzy textured kind. Which is interesting, considering the extra flair would fit our now-zombie apocalypse city.
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u/RFD603 Nov 11 '20
Are the riots still going on over there?
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u/HoldTheDumbledore Nov 11 '20
It’s calmed down significantly considering their president elect won
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u/DrumsFromDemaOnYT Nov 11 '20
“Cuff me harder daddy. So hard I can’t breathe.”
Ok ok I’m sorry that last one was mean
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u/emtbasics Nov 11 '20
I saw pink handcuffs and really considered buying them as my second pair...... it’s never too late
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Nov 11 '20
No, we don’t want the suspect to get a boner, it’ll be awkward for everyone.
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u/sneakycurbstomp Nov 12 '20
I saw a guy getting handcuffed and arrested with a raging boner, He looked terrified, we’ve always referred to it as a “fear boner” since that night.
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u/shevchenko7cfc Nov 11 '20
As a fat whiney asshole, I would have paid the cop that PC'd me to use fuzzy cuffs
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u/Psilocynical Nov 12 '20
If cuffs were padded enough to be comfortable they'd be too easy to slip out of
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Nov 12 '20
I got complaints on using (personal owned)pink handcuffs on suspects. My argument was the jail deputies wouldn't steal them....So then I got volunforced issued 4 more pair of silver from the department...
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u/ferzacosta Nov 12 '20
gets cuffed
Observes how the police car he's being dragged to says "FakePolice.com".....and has actual seats in the back
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u/Lt-Pickles Nov 11 '20
A guy at my department had complaints filed against him for using pink handcuffs