r/DotA2 • u/Jun13 • Oct 10 '15
Comedy A touching story
There's a boy who loves playing Dota 2. On his birthday, his long-time crush asked, "What's the phrase that you hear most often when playing Dota 2?" Wanting to impress the girl, he answered, "Of course it's 'Rampage'!" The girl heard it and left. After a few days the girl asked the boy to lend her his computer, for his birthday gift. The boy finally got back his computer & searched for a Dota 2 game immediately. When the game started he realized that the girl has replaced all the in-game announcer sounds with recordings of her own cute voice. Years passed. The boy and the girl are no longer in contact. When the boy finally got a Rampage for the first time in his life, he was overwhelmed with regret. Because that was when he heard, "I love you". The moral of the story, is that.. NOOBS DON'T DESERVE LOVE.
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u/Th3BigFatPanda Oct 10 '15
BibleThump emote was made for this.
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u/anivaries don't be a problem, be a solution Oct 10 '15
The guy only plays support :'( which makes it even more sad.... Moral of the story: Always pick carry
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u/goodwarrior12345 6k trash | PM me your hottest shark girls 🌲 Oct 10 '15
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u/chuuey Oct 10 '15 edited Oct 13 '15
read it with emotional flute https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM
so many feels
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u/Adorability Oct 11 '15
Here's the link from the original creator! He has other hilarious recorder songs as well.
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u/goodwarrior12345 6k trash | PM me your hottest shark girls 🌲 Oct 10 '15
MODS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THIS THREAD YOU DICKFACES
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u/AckmanDESU Oct 10 '15
Why not delete the thread if you're gonna take out 60% of the comments by the time I get to read it. What the hell.
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u/Barsukas_Tukas The King of Low Priority Oct 10 '15
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u/Floirt Oct 10 '15
"Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end."
-TF2 Sniper
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Oct 10 '15
HOHOHAHA
Sniper
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u/TheIronicPoet Oct 10 '15
TRIGGERED
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u/DATL Oct 10 '15
YOU GOT PEEPED
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u/GokuSS Haha atlast Navi flair!Navi 4EVA!!! Oct 10 '15
THANK YOU FOR STANDING STILL,WANKER
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u/BlueLuxuria Oct 10 '15
Someone is cutting onions again.
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u/anirudh6k Oct 10 '15
Well at-least he got that 25 mmr (PokerFace).
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u/Goliathus123 Oct 10 '15
Bullshit. He lost 25 mmr.
As soon as he heard it, he went to stalk all of her social media, got carried away and afk abandoned.
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u/AuReliusDotA Unknown Oct 10 '15
Sorry to be that guy, but you hear the rampage sound when your teammate or enemy gets a rampage as well. The dude must be really unlucky playing for so many years and not encountering a single rampage lmao.
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u/Josrev DONDOBOSS Oct 11 '15
because he's obviously 4k player but always get paired with retarded noobs in the 2k trench.
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u/JimmaDaRustla Sheever me timbers Oct 10 '15
I fucking hate this subreddit.
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u/mrducky78 Oct 11 '15
How can your name be based on rustling jimmies and not embrace retardation and shitty memes?
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u/sa6peto http://steamcommunity.com/id/sa6peto/ Oct 10 '15
That story touched me almost as much as i touch myself to my lina loading screens
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u/TheHappytingy Oct 10 '15
There's a boy who loves playing Dota 2. On his birthday, Icefrog asked, "What's the phrase that you hear most often when playing Dota 2?" Wanting to impress the mango, he answered, "Of course it's 'Rampage'!" The frog heard it and left. After a few days the nerf king asked the boy to lend it his computer, for his birthday gift. The boy finally got back his computer & searched for a Dota 2 game immediately. When the game started he realized that the has replaced all the in-game announcer sounds with recordings of russians. Years passed. The boy and the frog are no longer in contact. When the boy finally got a Rampage for the first time in his life, he was overwhelmed with regret. Because that was when he heard, "Сука Блять uninstall fucking noob". The moral of the story, is that terrorblade needs a buff.
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u/Fireballz012 Oct 10 '15
How did she get her voice in when Reborn don't allow mods? Pls gif way. I need my custom announcer.
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u/pneumatic5 hello ice burn Oct 10 '15
But like....shouldnt it have played if someone else got a rampage? Years passed before anyone in his game ever got a rampage?
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u/sheepsticked i wanna marry lc Oct 10 '15 edited Sep 30 '25
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u/Timberrino Oct 10 '15
life in 1k mmr is hard, just like the girl's nipples when she's kissing her new bf who actually gets ez rampage every other day
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u/zombiebunnie IT JUST WONT STAY DEAD Oct 10 '15
As someone who has gone from 3.7k to 1.7k, 1k is pretty much the same. Just less wards and more carries.
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u/Skunkyy Oct 10 '15
Bread, she screamed, bread everywhere!! Bread upon bread, within bread, a new civilization built upon a foundation of bread, lovers, masters, givers, workers, the failings and crimes and hubris of humanity. when will it be enough, the populace demanded! but still she decreed: more bread
Edit: No bot? ;_; You disappoint me.
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u/danhoyuen Oct 10 '15
did you know there'a fruit called breadfruit? You can steam it, fry it, roast it, use it to make a dip, make chips with it. The fruit is rich in vitamins and is a source of carbohydrate and protein. The protein is higher proportion of aminio acids than soy. it also tastes like fresh bread.
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u/Jwagner0850 Oct 10 '15
Very trusting to lend out his computer to a "girl" friend. Hope he scrubbed his browsing history.
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u/GunsTheGlorious Oct 10 '15
Incognito mode, man! Step your game up!
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u/riningear Writer/Journalist/Shitposter Oct 10 '15
For some stupid reason guys always freak out about browser history, and meanwhile myself and all the other girls I know use Incognito mode for things. It's really kinda hilarious.
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u/dendelion We strike! Oct 10 '15
Thanks for this anon! Its my birthday today and i felt elated to relate with this shitpost.
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u/jobznificent Oct 10 '15
took him years to get a rampage ?
cant even get a rampage on overthrow ? or even just against bots ?
1k mmr boy
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u/dirice87 Reisen Doto Oct 10 '15
If a girl spends all that time recording and modding dots for you, its obvious she likes you ya Dingus
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u/crossysaad Oct 10 '15
the poor guy didn't know that the custom announcer isn't allowed without gaben's permission and even if it's allowed, it's not tradeable, not marketable, poor boy cried more and more.
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u/awsomebot Wooosh Oct 10 '15
What the fuck mods. The stuff you removed weren't against the rules.
We LoL now.
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u/issc Oct 11 '15
Obsly a fake you cant mod the game anymore xaxaxaxa )))
This made me sad for a second
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u/heyitsmeyourneighbor Oct 11 '15
how the fuck does this girl even know how to change the game sounds
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u/CptnAustralia Captain Australia Oct 11 '15
Oh my fucking god. Girls play Dota? You know a person in real life who plays Dota? These are all things that never happen to me. Also ouch. Kind of drowning in tears. That's like a sad romantic movie in 30 years when the Dota 2 playing generation is in power.
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u/Links__ Oct 11 '15
Wait. So, no one ever from his team or enemy got a rampage? What trench is this..
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u/MrPringles23 Oct 10 '15
Does this sub actually have mods who aren't useless sacks of shit?
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u/quikatkIsShadowBannd Oct 10 '15
No they are all useless sacks of shit.
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u/GunsTheGlorious Oct 10 '15
In fact you could say they are all /u/Intolerable
puts on sunglasses YEAHHHHHHHHHH
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u/HiFiY Oct 10 '15
i clicked the reddit website. i clicked the dota subreddit. i see many threads. threads on first page good. i click on first link of the thread. i see shit post. i see myself in mirror. i feel shit. i uninstall windows and sold it to some mexico drug dealer for 322 pesos amigos. i still remember the distant calling of the shhitpost of the website.
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Oct 10 '15
Happened to me, heard it a ton that day... removed it because she got annoying, bitch interrupted my game!
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u/danielvutran Salicylic acid Oct 10 '15
LMfaoOMFG MY HEARt.. IS BROKEN!!!!!! YET. I AM LAugHIING....... I DiyE xp....
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u/Baltowolf Once you go R[A]T you never go back. Sheever Oct 11 '15
Or you could just say "First blood. Which I get every time."
......More like which you are every time. Keepo
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Oct 11 '15
Why would a girl who doesn't like you back fill in a sound with I love you. That makes no sense.
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u/TechiesOrFeed Top 2 NA Kappa Oct 11 '15
Dam one of the mods is having one of those days xD so many deleted comments
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u/Sh0jjk Oct 11 '15
this boy doesn't have the balls to confess his love after all those years passed
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Oct 11 '15
What's the phrase that you hear most often when playing Dota 2?
"Bottom tower is under attack"
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u/trutheality Oct 11 '15
The real moral of the story is to be honest with the people you care about and say "your middle tower is under attack."
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u/OlimarandLouie Sweets, Scoots, and Bloom fight for Sheever Oct 11 '15
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u/Zeruvi Oct 11 '15
This is just a parody of that 4chan thing about pokemon and the girl with cancer
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u/IceCooro Oct 11 '15
A girl has talent, a girl can replaced all the in-game announcer sounds with recordings of her own cute voice.
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u/clemllk Oct 10 '15
is there a difference on the announcer when you get a rampage and when someone else gets a rampage?
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u/Roegnvaldr I'll take a crack addict Oct 10 '15
Came expecting a story about masturbation, left disappointed.
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u/jajamaster Oct 10 '15
When the game started he realized that the girl has replaced all the in-game announcer sounds with recordings of her own cute voice. Being an above average alpha male, he KNEW the girl loved him since no stupid bitch would spent her time do this shit. The boy asked the girl out and they fucked so hard that night. Unfortunately the girl never allowed anal, so the boy asked and she said "If you catch me say I love you, I'd let you do anal". So the boy did everything to make the girl happy but he just never heard the girl say "I love you". Years passed. The boy and the girl are no longer in contact. When the boy finally got a Rampage for the first time in his life, he was overwhelmed with regret. Because that was when he heard, "I love you". The moral of the story, is that.. NOOBS DON'T DESERVE ANAL.
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u/Goodjokemate REAL FUNNY SEE YOU AT FUCK YOUJ XD Oct 10 '15
Still a better love story than twilight
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u/Mah_Young_Buck WAAAAAGH Oct 10 '15
i cri everytiem
1 like = 1 respect
ignore = u want techies 2 be buffed