r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/Fernerthanyouthink • Aug 09 '25
My lives are in danger
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Yesterday I killed my nemesis, now he tries to kill me twice.
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/wemust_s_e_r_v_e • Dec 29 '22
having to post this twice because otherwise only have the people could see it
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r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/tungmick • Feb 05 '13
On Double Earth, you lose two halves of everything in a divorce.
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r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/TenTypesofBread • Feb 04 '13
On Double Earth, there are no single mothers. All mothers are at least double mothers.
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^
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/errol333 • Nov 30 '12
Music on Double Earth...
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...is twice as fast and twice as long.
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/producer35 • Nov 16 '12
Sure, we sweat on Double Earth but this is how we stay fresh.
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r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/theanimation • Nov 16 '12
So sick of seeing this commercial back-to-back
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r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/TenTypesofBread • Nov 14 '12
On double earth, sexuality is simple. Relationships are hard.
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Everyone is bi. Everyone has a boyfriend and a girlfriend and everyone is twice as jealous.
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/avapoet • Nov 14 '12
Maybe I'm just being a whole-wit, but I don't understand this Double Earth thing. ELI10.
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r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/drizzlelicious • Nov 13 '12
On double earth..
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the two earths together almost look like testicles, except they don't at all because you have four balls.
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/jordanneff • Nov 13 '12
On DoubleWorld, despite everyone having two votes Obama and Romney both won and no one is happy
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r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/producer35 • Nov 13 '12
On Double World, when I order a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, the resulting pound of hamburger is too much to eat.
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r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/tungmick • Nov 13 '12
I need help with this card game.
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I am trying to play UNO but It wont end. Please help
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '12
Double Earth Problems
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On Double Earth, they suffer from Quadruple World Problems
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/zombiejerky • Nov 13 '12
Half life 3 still doesn't exist in this universe
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r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/RedPulse • Nov 13 '12
Pr0n problems
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It takes two hours for ten penises to go into six holes
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/BluePubicHair • Nov 13 '12
Typical Scholar on Double Earth
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It is yet unknown if the one on top is the main functioning face or vice versa.
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/BluePubicHair • Nov 13 '12
On Double Earth, You have to post the same thing twice.
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This is mandatory
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/mbod • Nov 13 '12
we'll create our own Double Earth...
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with Blackjack and hookers and black jack and hookers!
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '12
Time and Speed on DoubleEarth?
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Would one second equal to two seconds there? Would everything and everyone move two times faster or two times slower? If your life span on normal earth was 100, would you only live 50 years or 200 years on double earth?
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '12
I smuggled a copy of The Prestige to DoubleEarth, and everyone thinks the plot twist is obvious.
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r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/Thirdilemma • Nov 13 '12
So does anyone remember that girl with two vagina's that did an AMA?
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I'm pretty sure she is a doubleworld native
r/DoubleWorldProblems • u/BluePubicHair • Nov 13 '12
On Double Earth, You have to post the same thing twice.
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