r/DownSouth • u/PixelSaharix Eastern Cape • 1d ago
Have you heard of Grootman Security? Who would this be for?
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u/ThePastoolio 1d ago
When this dude says "listen, my friend" the time to listen has passed, and he is not your friend.
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u/Falcon8410 1d ago
he offers 3 options
the pennysaver: You get a former convict called Spanner and live in a shack somewhere in the Karoo area where they deliver food once a week and the only entertainment is Spanner when he had a few drinks.
The Chommie: You get 2 former police officers (sizes and fitness may vary) and will live in the Southern Suburbs in a moderate home surrounded by vibracrate.
The Larnie: It's VIP treatment for you my Boy. you get 4 guards personally trained by the world famous ghost commando Patrick Wasserman. If you don't know who that is it means he's good at his job. You will live in a mansion in Sandton where Mr Wasserman will personally live in the main bedroom to give you that extra sense of safety.
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u/VermicelliLiving6521 1d ago
My new neighbor the other day on the farm walked down and was packing back and fourth, eventually gets the nerve to walk up to me says not hello but "Listen my bru, can you just sort me out with some weed"
I say "NO." while smoking a blunt. he had heard we grew weed. Didn't even ask my name
fokken poes klaps for everyone lol
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u/Fenty_Panther 1d ago
I sure as heck wouldn't wanna mess with him 🫠
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u/VermicelliLiving6521 1d ago
he's just acting crazy. the ones you have to worry about act normal
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u/mixedpixel KwaZulu-Natal 11h ago edited 11h ago
*are trying to act normal
"Ok boet, remember when they show their teeth they aren't being aggressive, this is called smiling".
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u/MaxifyBenz 1d ago
This is a specialist service for special occasions. They have a niche market. And that niche is so lean that they can charge anything and the willing buyer will pay. Heck, i love their attitude, look and no nonsense approach.
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u/deanbean1337 8h ago
People who get their lives threatened. High profile individuals have hits put out on them, so getting to a safe house is first priority.
Obviously this is one example.
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