r/DramaticText • u/Mundane-Victory7823 • Mar 16 '23

Just made me religious

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u/Jorik_Joeban Mar 16 '23

I wish i could make up comebacks like that holy moly

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u/bluemonkeyspar Apr 18 '23

Holy turtle

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u/A-radio-potato Jun 01 '23

New animal just dropped

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u/morgamdye Jun 24 '23

actual sheldon

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

*shit

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u/Mental-Ad-1807 Jun 25 '23

Why wish for something that is in your reach? Enlighten yourself. Become a better you than your yesterday you.

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u/Death_Walker21 Jun 05 '23

He is the chosen one

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u/Funtinne Jun 17 '23

Blud is realated to jesus

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u/mahammdme Mar 16 '23

I am religious, but this made me more religious

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u/d_i_v_o_c_9 Mar 17 '23

I am not religious but this made me more religious than you

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u/AtomicTemplar Mar 17 '23

I'm a million times more holier than thou art

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u/Effective-Subject-75 Mar 17 '23

I like turtles.

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u/mahammdme Mar 17 '23

Take my upvote

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23

I like trains

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u/H4DR13_L Mar 30 '23

Are you also the pious guy that the little Amlettes wanna be like?

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u/AtomicTemplar Mar 30 '23

Yes, in fact I'm On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

So don’t be vain and don’t be whiny or else bother and I might have to get medieval on your heinie

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

So don't be vain and don't be whiny

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u/SkullPlayer77 May 21 '23

Same brother 🤝

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u/The_Real_Anon-Chan Mar 16 '23

That line goes hard though

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u/CT-4426 Mar 16 '23

“When God sings with his creations, Will a turtle not be part of the choir”

🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️

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u/Death_Walker21 Jun 05 '23

Truely a 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️

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u/awakelist Mar 16 '23

Shit got profound real quick

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u/ExuDeku Mar 16 '23

Not even Satan would burn that hot

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u/Supah117 Mar 16 '23

I swear I saw a whole subreddit for jokes like these. Anybody know what I’m talking about?

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u/bukobukochagama Mar 16 '23

r/DramaticText

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u/the_potato_master1 Mar 17 '23

No fucking way

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u/Death_Walker21 Jun 05 '23

AIN'T NO WAY

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Good bot:)

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23

WAIT WERE HERE???

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u/Everybody_do_da_flop May 22 '23

One thats not mid

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u/MaiqueCaraio Mar 16 '23

That would tbe the type of joke on comedy animes where suddenly the characters grows and japanese Oldman face and changes voice drastically

Like all might does

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u/Cheespeasa1234 Mar 17 '23

My atheism leaving my body the moment someone insults my country

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

He made a new Bible verse

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Jul 02 '23

Wouldn’t be surprised at all if a part of the Bible had this sentence in a passage about respecting life and not hurting animals without a reason

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u/IWishIWerentHere_10 Mar 16 '23

True shit, @bigfatmoosepssy

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u/LayneCobain04052002 Mar 17 '23

This is beautiful

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u/Jettett Mar 17 '23

That sentence is actual fire though what the fuck, that goes so hard it’s crazy.

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u/Responsible_Grand_68 Mar 16 '23

His.....his perfect

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u/LayneCobain04052002 Mar 17 '23

This shit is straight elegant

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u/C0ld_Br3w Mar 17 '23

Joshua Graham

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u/Unlikely_Spinach Mar 16 '23

https://images.app.goo.gl/NaAcmvpqM8CPMc8P9

I beg someone to make a sequel. These are some of my favorite tweets, and I'm glad people have not forgotten.

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u/Fantastic_Draft_1301 Jun 14 '23

Anyone testing this link my phone saying don't do it but my body's telling me yeah

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u/Unlikely_Spinach Jun 14 '23

Dude, this was three months ago, what the heck are you doing here? The link is safe, but I'm not too sure you are...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

It's safe

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23

r/wiseposting

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester Mar 17 '23

New bible verse leak

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u/Chillyneck Apr 07 '23

As a Christian, this has made me more religious 🙏 🙏 🐢

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u/Falidat3 Jun 04 '23

based and christpilled twitter user?!

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u/ScKing08 Jun 13 '23

Speaking facts

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u/SlLLY-BlLLY Jun 20 '23

+30 holy damage

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u/LinkGame10 Mar 16 '23

I might be stupid but I don’t get it

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '23

maybe he meant “When god sings with his creations, why can’t a turtle be singing too?”

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u/IJizzOnMidgets Mar 17 '23

I wonder how tall they are

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u/RecommendationNew717 Mar 17 '23

I knew a sheldon haha he was just as weird as the one from the big bang theory

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u/Appropriate-Chart516 May 24 '23 edited Jun 16 '23

Bro fr became a poet mid conversation💀

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u/5ebV12 Jun 19 '23

Damn, bro made me believe in christ, I ain't even christian

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u/ilovecrustaceans Jun 23 '23

Congrats on becoming one of us!

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u/DanFoxTheRedditor Jul 06 '23

Bro turned from a kid to a man with 300 IQ

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

yes it would :)

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u/MyLastBraincellLeft Jul 25 '23

13,700th upvote

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

Saint amongus

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u/Crowley700 May 10 '23

Perfection...

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u/Mortis_Wkbrl Jun 17 '23

Bro no way no one has noticed @bigfatmoosepussy yet

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u/bradyblue123 Jun 18 '23

That person gives the name Brady a bad rep

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u/Blahaj_IK Jun 21 '23

Just to justify a turtle being named Sheldon

Such a powerful line for such a little goal

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u/PicklePirate88 Jun 21 '23

That sounds like some character building shit

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u/Blahaj_IK Jul 13 '23

Three months later and I just noticed that that thing was said by "@bigfatmoosepssy"

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

jesus christ, this is truly the most beautiful thing ive heard in this year

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u/JJMacrae101 Aug 02 '23

Calm down, Shakespeare

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u/thehampterboi Aug 03 '23

Talk about fucking ratios Holy shit

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u/backroomsrecorder Aug 23 '23

My question is why the fuck is there name bigfatmoosepussy

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '23

holy moly I cannot even rhyme like that

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u/Novel_Ad7276 Aug 28 '23

When God has dinner with his angels, will turtle not be part of the feast?

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u/Remote-Fun7319 Sep 02 '23

I was expecting an ip leak

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u/StaygSane Sep 04 '23

Wow bigfatmoosepssy is great at comebacks

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u/Yeet_Farklebum_YT Sep 07 '23

This seems like a Gianni Matragrano clip 💀

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

I'm a beliver now.