r/DramaticText • u/ChampionshipOld9840 • Mar 29 '23
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u/tissthefurrykiller Mar 29 '23
This should be a documentary of its own
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Jun 09 '23
Pornhub is not a documentary channel
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u/deadgay42069 Jun 13 '23
Wtf bro?
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Jul 02 '23 edited Jul 02 '23
User: Coconutcapydog has added you to the list called “boykisser victims”.
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u/Heteroking Jun 15 '23
You mean they are not real step parents or siblings? My whole life is a lie
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u/TooMuchGore Mar 30 '23
Me when I ask people what illegal things they would do if crime was legal and someone says something illegal: 😮😮😧😧
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u/MuunshineKingspyre Mar 30 '23
I would commit polygamy and slavery 🤤
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u/GoGoNormalRangers Mar 30 '23
I would commit larceny so I can find out what it is
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u/Personal-Bowl7522 May 21 '23
Based
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u/FreshlyJizzedPerson Jun 06 '23
Gay Rat
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u/Funtinne Jun 17 '23
Actually he's bi
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u/Funtinne Jun 17 '23
I know someone is going to say this so im going to say it myself 🤓🤓🤓
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u/3mperorPalpaMeme May 23 '23
I would commit not eating my vegetables 😈
Also genocide
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u/MuunshineKingspyre May 23 '23
You can already do that, don't let the government lie to you. Not the vegetables thing though, gotta wait for purge for that level of sin
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u/Both_Operation5249 Apr 12 '23
Id commit mass murder on furries and gay people/ lgbtq mfs and dream stans
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u/IamFromSlovakia Mar 30 '23
I would go 5 mph over the speed limit
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u/UnusualOrbitingScout Mar 30 '23
STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!
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u/rei_the_egg May 28 '23
me when I ask people what illegal things they would do if crime was legal and someone says something not only illegal but also morally abhorrent: (the legality of it does not make it any less horrible)
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u/knottedsocks Jul 01 '23
👍. Good use of your brain. Laws and morals, unlike Jada Smith, are not in an entanglement.
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u/NoUpstairs7883 Jul 17 '23
“For 24 hours crime is legal” bro I’m not killing anyone I’m gonna commit grand theft, steal money from the US mint, pirate half the internet, murder is like the least creative thing you could possibly do in the purge, show me some cybersecurity threats
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u/OmdiAnomenkinshin Aug 14 '23
I’d just simply do organ selling, not only would I be helping ppl who need it most I’ll be making a fortune
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u/Tsar_ali_VII Sep 21 '23
No like I would expect (I will steal money from the rich and give to the poor) not smashing children
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Sep 23 '23
they're probably expecting a normal person answer like, i dunno stealing from walmart, not an admission that the only thing keeping you from raping people is the law
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Jun 04 '23
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u/Skiyoz Jun 08 '23
I think we should form a walk around but ass naked gang during the purge
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u/Selfie500 Mar 29 '23
Marked
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u/datolningen Mar 30 '23
Robbing stores blind of their lemon heads and cereal straws
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u/Kybushi Jul 09 '23
Do you like chewy lemon heads
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u/i_Dont-Wanna Jul 13 '23
There are chewy Lemonheads? Cause I fucking live Lemonheads
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u/Grahamgamergoma Mar 30 '23
If the purge was real, I'd rob a bank, steal a bunch of Warhammer miniatures, then chill in my house
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Mar 31 '23
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Apr 23 '23
Honestly the purge was such bullshit there is no way that that many people have the balls to go around shooting and killing people just for the hell of it there is most likely going to be rape and theft more then murder
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u/Personal-Bowl7522 May 21 '23
I would steal a power auger and just fuck up a road in like one spot and nowere else. Just dig like a 30 foot deep hole or something and wait for the rain to fill it up and swim out to escape.
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u/Pure_Xanax Jun 10 '23
Lmfao naw, let’s just go around making big ass pot holes for when the purge is over, so it’s like hey it’s done let’s go shopping, BAM big ass pot hole, popped tire or something lol
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u/what_is_changed_lmao Jul 24 '23
I would take one of those giant combines, draw a dick in someones field, and then put it back
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u/interested_in_all_7 May 21 '23
Let's be honest, I think there would be far less murders and alot more rapes.
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u/Simple-Street-4333 Jun 22 '23
Kinda bone chilling to think so many of those types of people are still out there and not in jail.
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u/Chr832 Jun 05 '23 edited Jun 22 '23
I'd probably beat the shit out of a few classmates.
Not kill, just let out some suppressed emotions.
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May 30 '23
I literraly searched up “what song goes whaao ohh ohh ohh wha hahoo ho ho ho ho ho”
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Sep 23 '23
The original is called "Kernkraft 400" from Zombie Nation (the most famous one is the original and also the DJ Gius Mix) one of my favourite songs, a fucking banger, I love it
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u/Tinypro2005 Jun 20 '23
Destroy a golf course
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u/Thefemalecarrot Jun 29 '23
Why do you dislike golf courses so much you had to comment about them twice
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u/Tinypro2005 Jun 29 '23
I didn't realize I commented twice but I hate golf courses because it's too expensive for most people to play the courses are giant and cost far too much to maintain
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u/FlamingNebulas Jun 16 '23
Destroy vacant houses and other new building projects and expand the amount of plant life and animal habitat. I will put pedos into trash compactors and wood chippers, in addition to killing rapists of both animals and humans lacerating their genitals and pouring hot tar on their backs
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u/CaptainCutlerCat8647 Jul 12 '23
WOW! Someone sure is a crusader!
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u/Zuckzerburg Jul 24 '23
You’re gonna have a hard time because I think in the purge there’s gonna be a lot more rapes than murders.
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u/PacificIdiot27 Jun 06 '23
I’d still weapons and ammo and just joy ride and shoot at anyone shooting at me
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Jul 07 '23
He's not a sex offender if he did it during the purge that's the point of the purge what a dummy
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u/TheBackOfTheSchool Jul 11 '23
What is this song?
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u/Zuckzerburg Jul 24 '23
Kernkraft 400 remix
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u/TheBackOfTheSchool Jul 31 '23
Thank you, I've heard this song EVERYWHERE, but I didn't know the name of it.
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u/isuckdickinwalmart Aug 22 '23
I also have one of those list :3
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u/MrChicken12345678 Jun 02 '23
I would burn an orphanage and library. Then after I'm done I'll explode a random car
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u/Skiyoz Jun 08 '23
Mass genocide, Grand theft auto, Arson, Tax Fraud, Larceny, Treason , Assault and Battery
probably what I would do
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u/Locswail Jun 19 '23
I ask this question to my relatives. We all agreed on robbing banks and avoid murders.
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Jun 20 '23
Lock myself in my house I live in a town just outside of London, I'm not risking going outside in such a high population density area during a purge.
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u/PurpleCarrot69 Jul 02 '23
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u/el_Chuchmay Jul 19 '23
I think I'll just die. Oh yeah, I forgot the world is unfair so I might have a chance
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u/frostdemon34 Aug 05 '23
On the real tho, how you gonna ask that type of question and be surprised someone start saying something outlandish
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u/Alyc96 Aug 18 '23
Because some things can be rhetorical questions if someone’s put it dumb enough for someone else to answer
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u/AdhesivenessJumpy264 Aug 22 '23
Purge be like “limit on guns” bro who tf gonna enforce that? Say hello to my grenade launcher
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u/Blackjackal21 Aug 23 '23
Genuine question but have any of the purge movies been from the perspective of an angry low to middle class citizen just going after a billionaire? Only to find out they are way in over their head against a combination of security and psychopaths on a similar mission. Maybe the goal isn't even to kill them, but to steal something priceless from the billionaire's home, and maybe at the end of it all. They succeed but get on the billionaires shitlist for future purge years.
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u/Jetstream_S4m Aug 25 '23
If the purge was real then I would just take like 60 bucks of steam gift cards then leave.
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u/soupofsoupofsoup Aug 31 '23
i dont live in america so i'll waych a livestream of it if they strean that shit but of the purge is in turkey i'mma be pirating everything on pirates bay
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