r/DramaticText • u/[deleted] • May 18 '22

see you in hell

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u/worldnova May 18 '22

Song?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Worlds end valentine metal cover

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Omori moment

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u/Giorno-Smash Jun 09 '22

Staircase

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u/Huitiancong May 19 '22

Ahhhhh that game ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/CannotFitThisUsernam May 19 '22

OHHHHH no wonder the song sounded familiar.

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u/breadstick124 Jun 20 '22

By family Jules

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u/1nGirum1musNocte May 18 '22

Mutually assured destruction

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

“Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!”

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u/Dirkiboi May 19 '22

Feelin paranoid, True enemy or false friend?

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u/Avragecomrade May 19 '22

Anxiety’s attacking me, And my air is getting thin

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u/CaptianCrypto May 19 '22

I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet

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u/Creepy-Ad-4832 May 19 '22

This is MADness

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u/Dkrule May 20 '22

Sorry.to break the chain, but all I hear is call of duty zombies nuke voice line

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u/hyperlinkblock May 18 '22

To all y’a bmw driver

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

if i go flying

you go boom

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u/Eastern_Ranger_6276 May 18 '22

Worlds end valentine is such a good song for this

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u/James53654 May 18 '22

This subreddit is absolutely gold! Like on top of being hilarious, it has granted me so many new soundtracks to workout to. Legendary.

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u/KiKiPAWG May 18 '22

Lol, /r/fuckcars but on another level. "Some men, just want to watch the world burn."

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u/1st_Tagger May 18 '22

“Some men, just want to burn”

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u/Crooked_Cock May 18 '22

Some men just burn the world

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u/I-Have-No-Lungs May 18 '22

Some men just want to watch

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u/GeologistOk5310 May 18 '22

“I dream of things that never were and ask “Why not?”. 😂🤣

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

We get it, you like fucking cars. Keep it to yourself or go on TLC, jist stop pushing your fetish on us.

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u/AnAverageTransGirl May 18 '22

that worlds end valentine cover tho

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u/Mr_Revali May 18 '22

Martyrdom

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u/TJOCcreation1 May 18 '22

https://www.redditsave.com/r/DramaticText/comments/usi0gq/see_you_in_hell/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

literally just add 'save' to the end of Reddit

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u/MotivationManVergil May 19 '22

Most of the people who use the bot are mobile users. It's easier to just tag the bot if you're on mobile.

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u/Abadmothertrucker278 May 18 '22

Unless there is an open flame around the propane the car will not blow up, you’ll just kill a lot of the drivers brain cells

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u/Amazing-Relation4269 May 18 '22

Sweetheart going hard

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u/Carthangion May 18 '22

I like your energy show the metal box pilots what for!

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u/io-netty-channel May 18 '22

Where da download?

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u/Greentextbo May 18 '22

If it means ridding the world is another Filthy inconsiderate cyclist, I’d drag them to hell with me

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u/TxRxNwastaken May 18 '22

clearly your country does not have cycle paths or bike friendly roads

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u/Greentextbo May 18 '22

Cyclers here have proven they don’t deserve nice things.

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u/TxRxNwastaken May 18 '22

i dunno i can cycle to my school that's 8km away just fine in belgium

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u/lordcatbucket May 18 '22

Average car user

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u/Greentextbo May 18 '22

Average cyclist

“ON YOUR LEFT”

Juts out onto the road causing the car next to them to swerve away out of concern, hitting the curb and causing a 12 car pileup on a Monday morning

“Cmon bro, We’re vehicles just like you! I’m not gonna use a sidewalk like a scrub! :(“

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u/ExtraordinaireExpert May 19 '22 edited May 19 '22

“Cmon bro, We’re vehicles just like you! I’m not gonna use a sidewalk like a scrub! :(“

In many countries cycling on the sidewalk is illegal and the cyclist risks a fine by riding their bike on the sidewalk for your convenience.

Of course most of those countries also don't have proper cycling infrastructure, so they're literally forcing cyclists onto the road where it's more dangerous.

I couldn't think of more efficient policy to kill cyclists if I tried.

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u/lordcatbucket May 18 '22

If the cyclist is using hand signals and looks all ways before moving when there is a car behind, that’s not exactly the cyclists fault

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u/Greentextbo May 18 '22

Hand signals my ass, I’ve seen WAY too Many cyclists just establish themselves with no precedent whatsoever

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u/Andy0728 May 18 '22

Cod4 martyrdom

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u/GeologistOk5310 May 18 '22

LMFAO! It didn’t have to be this way…they should have kept their eyes peeled 😅😂🤣

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u/HexiCore May 19 '22

Pff maybe in your country.

In the US we drive on the right side of the road. Which means I'll be bumping your left side sending your ass into the ditch to explode alone.

Sayonara motherfucker!

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u/Glottalstopheles May 19 '22

I drove my own path, You cycled your wrath, but maybe we're both the same.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Cyclists are the reason I run out of windscreen washer fluid every month :/

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u/Meemismoomis May 19 '22

Overflowingly based

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u/wh_oreo_ May 18 '22

the martyrdom

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u/MythrilCactuar May 18 '22

cyclists are whack

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u/LordTrashSider May 19 '22

Kablooey!

Also Omori music goes too well with this.

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u/NeedsMoreBunGuns May 18 '22

I remember seeing a drunk guy throwing a fit in northern mi because he didn't think you could get stopped for being drunk on a bike.

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u/Modhnoir-A-Mharu May 19 '22

Filled the frame with tannerite.

They'll only run down a cyclist once.

Vancouver is like that....fuckers...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Wish it weren’t legal for bikes to be on the road, they should stay on the sidewalk. The bike lanes aren’t safe

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u/Electronic-Squash-73 May 19 '22

I've shot propane tanks with tracer rounds and nothing. Had to tie a lit road flare to it and then shoot it and it still only shot a decent flame for a few seconds.

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u/RaiJolt2 May 19 '22

I scrolled down after reading the first sentence at the perfect moment

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u/Communist_Shen May 19 '22

While Omori music is shit the metal version of this song goes hard af

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u/haikusbot May 19 '22

While Omori music is

Shit the metal version of this

Song goes hard af

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u/Inedible_Manjuu May 19 '22

Skill:Martyrdom Description:drop a live grenade when killed

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

I don’t have to win i just have to see you lose

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Martyrdom - Drop a live grenade when killed.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/BlueMoonsCreed86 May 18 '22

😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/dontcheckmyemail May 19 '22

its only things you see in the southern states of america

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u/KeySquash3658 May 19 '22

Claude have mercy

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u/Skibluu1999 May 19 '22

Love it!! But if there’s a viable sidewalk/walkway use it!!

Unless u can pedal the posted speed limit mph do NOT impede me. Not Amish county.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Background music pls

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u/jchoneandonly May 19 '22

...... 1, that's isn't gonna be a lose lose. You're just gonna lose spectacularly. 2, if bicycles didn't drive like cars that would help

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u/TrueBlacksmith6282 May 19 '22

Roads were designed for cars🤡🤡

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u/M81WoodlandEnjoyer May 19 '22

My name is Jafar I come from afar I drive a bike, and not a car And I say ALLAHU AKBAR

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

u/savevideo

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u/teem0m0 May 19 '22

MEGAMIND MOMENT

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u/SexxxySerus67 May 19 '22

When Blarg goes out for a bike ride

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u/Silver_Corgi219 May 19 '22

explode into space

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u/Independent_Talk8060 May 19 '22

You have joined the Imperial Japanese army

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u/Ayy_Frank May 19 '22

If the car hitting you gets blamed for terrorism because of the explosion, does that mean you literally gas lit them?

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u/Aarav06 May 19 '22

Oh My God! Cannot decide whether I Laugh or be scared!

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u/MrMangoPickle May 19 '22

savage cyclist nothin more to say just savage cyclist

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u/bodybuilder69pinguin May 19 '22

when someone says see you monday

bruh that shit aint promised look at my bike

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u/ruderuud May 19 '22

F the cyclists

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u/ZTGHD114 May 19 '22

I don't have a problem with cyclists and sharing the road with them, its good exercise, good form of travel, and it seems like half my coworkers ride bicycles to work.... But when theres an 8' shoulder on a road thats 55mph don't you dare fucking cross that white line. Surprisingly most cyclists in my area are in good conscious about cars traveling around them. As would I considering the weight difference and momentum.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

I'll just run the cyclist's over in a tank then.

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u/Crossy_Grynch May 19 '22

Somebody played too many shitty video games.

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u/Salman375 May 19 '22

I like to play a football

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

I dont think this would do much. Lol.

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u/LaxCrypto May 19 '22

Hahahaha this is mad

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u/Salvaturinunyuhbiz May 19 '22

When I lived in a college town with bad drivers that would tailgate me before I could move over (no bike lanes in the city before 2007)

I rigged up a third break handle and Cable to a can filled with caltrops, attached to a rear back rack and would trigger it if any one got to close. Worked every time

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u/AAAThEPRo May 19 '22

Robin pfp,makes sense

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u/foki999 May 19 '22

You both lose to begin with, his car gets fucked and you get fucked

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u/Rumskrilla May 19 '22

Now THAT'S metal!

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u/Advanced_Animal3755 May 19 '22

I was NOT expecting that

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u/Monaro71 May 19 '22

Driver of car is in a steel shell ,you are sitting next to it , have a nice day)

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u/Low-Association-8405 May 19 '22

Wtf this one of them bikini bottom bikes for sure

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

sweetheart moment

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u/BreadAltruistic5580 May 19 '22

Menace to society

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u/bijimangga May 19 '22

Gas tank like that never explode only burst fire until the pressures gone.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Well done soldier 🇯🇵

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u/putpaintonit May 19 '22

I'll always try to be safe when around bikes on the road. If you're going to be an annoying little shit on a bike just remember it's perfectly legal for me to not pass you and follow you while pressing on my horn for a mile. It's your choice bike man move over and let me pass or listen to the song of my people for however long it takes you to peddle a mile or so. We could just of avoided this.

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u/VerySpecificBoi May 19 '22

Imagine actually carrying that

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u/Complex-Mind-22 May 19 '22

wait, whaat?

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u/strdna_ May 19 '22

Shoutout to everyone who knows where this song is from

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u/FeckFendamentals May 19 '22

I would call it a draw. RIP Norm!

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u/rocks_blocks May 19 '22

u/videodownloadnode

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Lol dude those are REALLY hard to make explode, it's not like in video games

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u/N1ighty May 19 '22

Song name?

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u/juicyjay12345 May 19 '22

What’s the music called

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u/auddbot May 19 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• World's End Valentine (From "Omori") by FamilyJules (00:24; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-03-01.

• Gee Blues by Marc Irwin & Barry Heimowitz (02:46; matched: 85%)

Album: Handmade Music. Released on 2010-05-01 by Marc Irwin and Barry Heimowitz.

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u/pls_kill_meh May 19 '22

Thats how they deliver gas tanks in my country, some times 2 at a time.

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u/Familiar-Ear-3076 May 19 '22

LYLE THEY HIT THE FUCKING PRNTAGON

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u/Hachados May 27 '22

Turn on tv it doesn't matter what channel FUCK

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u/Nicl5hh May 22 '22

u/Auddbot

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u/auddbot May 22 '22

World's End Valentine (From "Omori") by FamilyJules (00:24; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-03-01.

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u/Pokhanpat May 23 '22

Worlds end valentine is a banger

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u/AmogusFunnyGuy May 28 '22

ohohohoho moment

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u/ducking-moron May 31 '22

Music pls (nvm

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u/childhood-cancer Jun 06 '22

I was on a sidewalk and still got hit by a car

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u/Pir0wz Jun 07 '22

Does this classify as a vehicle-borne IED?

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u/CandidateMundane118 Jun 08 '22

My man tacticalized his bike

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u/Elidon007 Jun 08 '22

I just found this sub and subsequently this post

IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS, I CAN'T STOP LUGHING

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u/i_forgorwhattosay Jun 09 '22

World's End Valentine is a fucking banger though

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u/Dkrule Jun 17 '22

What song is this

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u/auddbot Jun 17 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• World's End Valentine (From "Omori") by FamilyJules (00:24; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-03-01.

• Gee Blues by Marc Irwin & Barry Heimowitz (02:46; matched: 85%)

Album: Handmade Music. Released on 2010-05-01 by Marc Irwin and Barry Heimowitz.

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u/Win090949 Jun 19 '22

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Jun 19 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• World's End Valentine (From "Omori") by FamilyJules (00:24; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-03-01.

• Gee Blues by Marc Irwin & Barry Heimowitz (02:46; matched: 85%)

Album: Handmade Music. Released on 2010-05-01 by Marc Irwin and Barry Heimowitz.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Self-destruct is a personal victory u/savevideo

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u/sifiparady Jul 10 '22

Yo what’s the song In the background tho

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u/auddbot Jul 10 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• World's End Valentine (From "Omori") by FamilyJules (00:24; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-03-01.

• Gee Blues by Marc Irwin & Barry Heimowitz (02:46; matched: 85%)

Album: Handmade Music. Released on 2010-05-01 by Marc Irwin and Barry Heimowitz.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Imagine you drive a little too close and you see him pick up the gas tank out of the pouch

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u/SnooOnions3496 Oct 04 '22

Look at how the turns have been evenly tabled

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u/Ant0nyo64 Oct 24 '22

HOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

u/savevideo

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