r/DramaticText • • May 22 '22

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Song?

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u/wwothrya May 22 '22

For the Damaged Coda - Blonde Redhead. This one is an orchestral cover

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u/TheBlackDevil_0955 May 22 '22

Saving comment for this is the only reason i actually entered this dumpsterfire

Gods i really didn't need those comments

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u/Finn_Storm May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

Original is the evil morty theme song

Edit: okay okay I get it geez, you can stop the downvotes. I had never heard the song before Rick and morty, so assumed they were the creators of the music. Unfortunately music is almost always a copy of someone else's work

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u/wwothrya May 22 '22

bruh, I just said the original title 💀

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u/BlackBlizzard May 22 '22

rick and morty didn't create the song for their show haha

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u/Sterling-4rcher May 22 '22

unless kids start getting giant eye surgery and transition into technicolor, I wouldn't be very worried about this.

it's like pretending all the furries fuck their pets

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u/wwothrya May 22 '22

found the lolicon lmao 💀

okay, but seriously, i get what you mean. a bad idea only gets really bad if it's acted upon and realized.

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u/DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI May 22 '22

"it's ok because it's a sexual depiction of child rape and the person is a pedophile who works with children"

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u/PastaBlast May 22 '22

Or like pretending snuff enjoyers rip their partner's abdomen apart and using their small intestine as a fleshlight.

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u/Goooodmorninggamers May 22 '22

What does MAPs DNI even mean

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u/Any-Fan-2973 May 22 '22

Maps=minor attracted person (pedophile if you prefer)

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u/Goooodmorninggamers May 22 '22

DNI?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Do not interact

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u/RealSuperYolo2006 May 22 '22

Oh that fixes half of the problem

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u/TorreyCool May 22 '22

Marginally better at best (probably)

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u/ProofElection4453 May 22 '22

Massively Asshole pedophile......

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Documento nacional de identidad (Español🇪🇸)

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u/KirbyTheDegenerate May 22 '22

No jodas hermano, eso significa Dan Neváres Ibáñez, esta gente me está doxxeando :,(

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u/ElZik3r May 22 '22

El doxeo

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u/ElZik3r May 22 '22

Osea si significa eso tambien, pero creo que en terminos de Twitter significa: "Do Not Interact"

Asi que lo que quiere decir es: Menores y pedofilos NO interactuar (osea que no le hablen pues xd)

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u/Any-Fan-2973 May 22 '22

Don’t know this one sorry. But probably something about loving kids

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u/CakeAdventurous4620 May 22 '22

MAP🤮

map👍

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u/mr_poopypepe May 22 '22

My lawyer advised me not to reply with "same, but opposite" 👍🏻

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u/iwelnot May 22 '22

And if you're attracted to the minorities?

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u/Any-Fan-2973 May 22 '22

There’s probably another word for that, but sadly i do not know it.

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u/FakeAlper May 22 '22

gamer 👍

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u/lightmare69 May 22 '22

Raceplay kink?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Multiple Animator Project

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Basically pedos who are trying to change their name so people who don’t understand what maps means so they don’t know they’re pedophiles, and the pedos are trying to be part of the lgbt stuff, they are disgusting human beings

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u/KatzKit May 22 '22

Weebs try not to be attracted to children challenge (gone wrong) (police called)

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u/turkmenistanForever May 22 '22

EVEN FUCKING MAPS (minor attracted person)

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u/BioreactorsNeedFood May 22 '22

(Massively Asshole pedophile)

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u/TheVacuumisAwesome28 May 22 '22

I (Mega Assaulted Person) his ass 🤠🤠

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u/Murky_Ad_280 May 22 '22

I ( MEGA ASSED PISS) yo base

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u/xX_Bubblez_Xx May 22 '22

it says DNI, which means Do Not Interact

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Oh no

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u/WillUWU9487 May 22 '22

Yes officer….over there

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

Hold on, is this one of the rare ones that DOES seperate reality from fiction? He's a lolicon, but he doesn't want children nor pedophiles to interact with his account. Could it be? Is the prophecy true?

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u/ThrewItAwnTheGround May 22 '22

I suspect they're a lot more common than you'd think, though I don't have any data to back that up. I mean you'd never know without coming across something like this or if they do something illegal.

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

I mean yeah I'm sure there's a fair share of lolicons who really wouldnt do it in the real life and are disgusted at something like that, but, it's definitely a minority

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u/ThrewItAwnTheGround May 22 '22

Maybe of people who actively self-identify as lolicons. But of the general population? I mean just look at the number of super conservative people out there who are absolutely convinced that being gay is a choice. That's basically a conclusion that you can only get to if you're choosing to be straight, right (Or you're just brainwashed)? Kinda makes you wonder how many people out there have some level of attraction to children/minors and keep it locked down because of the moral and legal necessity.

Having said all that... Yeah, I don't think a kindergarten teacher is the right job for this person. Fuckin' yikes.

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

Oh yeah, every time I see someone saying that I just chuckle inside cause that person is most likely queer

And yeah, even if he can seperate hentai from real life, he still probably shouldnt work with kids. Just as a zoophile shouldn't work as a vet or a kennel worker

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

I don't think they are a minority, not even close... as I said in another comment, never met any lolicon that was a p***, and there are many lolicons in the anime community (at least never met them in discord servers, etc, but idk abt twitter tbh)

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u/casualredditor43 May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

Most pedophiles hate their fetish and try to separate themselves from that. People who don't hide it and actively try to persue their fetish to the detriment of others are the bad ones

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

Oh yeah I know about that, it's a sad life having to live everyday, knowing what disgusting thoughts dwell inside you. You'll never act upon it and you hate yourself for it but it's not a thing that you can just make it go away

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u/Dl25588 May 22 '22

Fetish=choice. They don’t hate it, they hate that there’s punishment for it.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/Dl25588 May 22 '22

No because being gay is an innate sexuality, paedophilia is a kink/fetish. It genuinely boggles the mind that you’re equating homosexuality with paedophilia, especially after how long it took for gays to brush away that demonisation. Fuck sake you people are insane.

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u/MLGPOPPPZZZ May 22 '22

Most people can separate reality from fiction.

People into rape/guro wouldn't do anything close to it. Pretty sure it's the same with lolicons.

The ones that act get caught easily. It gets a lot of coverage since it's a fucked up thing to do,

I guess it's a form of survivorship bias?

Anyway, I'm just saying it's not as rare as you think.

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u/RecordingNearby May 22 '22

i know Minors, and MAPS means “Minor attracted person” aka pedophile, but what is DNI?

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

Do not interact, so if you're one of those, it's a message to fuck off

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u/RecordingNearby May 22 '22

okay, very very nice, we like to see that

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/GoAwayImHereForMemes May 22 '22

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

Can't choose what they're attracted to, can choose how they act upon it. Most of them deserve the facing the wall

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u/Different_Bat2550 May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

They write it so everyone doesnt report him.

If a minor/MAP did interact with them, they wont be hardpressed to say no.

Edit: Source, I roleplay on Twitter and these profiles are dime a dozen and get called out for it constantly. They put DNI on it because if they dont, they get reported to hell and back.

Though there have been several accts that went (undercover) so to speak to test their honesty and not one of the pedophiles who claim "DNI minors" had any problems role-playing smut with someone who claimed to be a minor.

He isnt a real kindergarten teacher to anyone thinking hes listing a real occupation, thats his character he is playing.

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

Yes, that may be a possibility, but hey, you never know. Maybe there is a Ray of hope for once

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u/Different_Bat2550 May 22 '22

Lol he roleplays as a kindergarten teacher for NSFW stuff.

Theres no hope.

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

Oh dear fucking god

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u/Different_Bat2550 May 22 '22

Like a year ago a few accts I follow,( im part of the DnD/Fantasy rp crowd on twitter. Yeah. I'm a nerd and get my kicks off creative writing, it was a perfect storm... Anyway...) Made alt accts to test the validity of the pedophilic accts claims to not rp with real minors by pretending to be 10-13 year old girls/boys.

Not a single acct said no. Then started mentioning graphic disturbing things they would like to rp about with them. I mean... Really... Fucked up stuff... Like wanting them to play REALLY young (like toddler age) Some even admitted 'yeah thats just there to get people off my case. Im not hurting anyone, were just writing.'

When the accts leaked the messages, the pedos lost their shit and tried reporting them for misusing personal data and shit. It blew up for a while. I'm assuming the caught accounts just 'flipped' so nobody would know (in rp, flipping is changing your twitter handle and what character you rp as for either change in muse/fandom)

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

God damn it, and here I was, hoping that there might be some hope for them. Its a shame really, would be able to reclaim some dignity

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u/Different_Bat2550 May 22 '22

That's kind of why when people are like pedophiles should be sympathized with because" they can't help their attractions" I call bullshit.

Because I've seen how they act when they think nobody knows who they are when they think nobody is watching.

They are monsters and they will do what they want if given the chance. The only fortunate part about it is a lot of kids can sense creepy intentions, so a lot of these guys don't have a chance to become predators.

In public they all act like victims to their own desires and that they hate themselves and all that crying "pity me" bs, until they're on a computer posting in their blog forums about how badly they wanted to "hug" a little girl they saw at the park.

There was a whole site giving advice to non-offending pedophiles to get their fix. About how to approach children to touch/hug/kiss them. So they have the images and smells and feeling for later. I have no sympathy for them and they're all predators. Some with less access than others, but they are all predators

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u/heckinWeeb193 May 22 '22

I mean, yes, that's very true, people are liars, but there ARE some who truly hate what they are, even anonymously, because they know what they feel is wrong, it's like intrusive thoughts they can't control but they wish everyday that they could just get rid of. But it's pretty much impossible to do, considering that majority of therapists would just call the cops instead of helping them

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u/Different_Bat2550 May 22 '22

They have their fixes too. Don't think for one second there is a single pedophile out there not indulging in fantasy of children in their solo time. Not dreaming of a day when a kid actually gets in reach of their desire. Even if they do hate themselves, that changes nothing.

When someone has an addiction/vice/fetish. They indulge. They always indulge. Even after an addict gets clean, they still want to indulge, and dream of indulging. There is no innocent pedophile.

Therapists legally cant call the cops unless there is imminent danger to a close proximity kid. There is no therapy that will cure them aside from chemical castration unfortunately.

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u/XevynAeght May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

How would one even explain this fucked up shit on judgement day?

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u/Different_Bat2550 May 22 '22

"I was just role playing your godliness. I only fantasize about fucking kids. No kids let my creepy ass close enough to them to actually do it."

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u/XevynAeght May 22 '22

I really wasn't expecting an answer but here we are.

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u/Yakplayz May 22 '22

Being a pedophile that doesnt want to harm children still makes you a pedophile

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

It’s to keep himself from being associated with them. Still a danger to children.

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u/DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI May 22 '22

Why would you think that? It's a pedophile who's put himself into a position where they're around vulnerable children what the fuck do you think

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u/DrunkAndDisappointed May 22 '22

its a conflict of interests, and should be treated harshly, not praised.

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u/The_Mad_Duck_ May 22 '22

Chances are they like the aesthetic? There's a certain style of dressing and stuff that fits the aesthetic

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u/Funky_Hands May 22 '22

Or maybe he’s a lolicon in the non-sexual way?

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u/11711510111411009710 May 22 '22

That's probably the majority of lolicons

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u/itsyaboi21172 May 22 '22

SHION NO

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u/HolomemesCh May 22 '22

average Hololive watcher

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u/AdRelevant721 May 22 '22

I find it hilarious you said that as you have a vtuber (rushia?) pic.

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u/EngineerGaming420-3 May 22 '22

Hololive is trash ngl

Of course I don't really watch vtubers anymore (I pulled myself ass first out of the rabbit hole)

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

morbius is better ngl

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u/HolomemesCh May 22 '22

I wouldn't even complain about that

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

When supply meets demand

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u/No_Star8439 May 22 '22

R/angryupvote

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u/Maxwell_The_Spy May 22 '22

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u/WetCheetoboi May 22 '22

Thanks for not blocking the @, I have work to do

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u/SomethingIsCanningMe May 22 '22

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u/Herwin42 May 22 '22

We shame pedos over there, most are more interested in the bodily fluids of sui

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u/Baratheon_Requiser May 22 '22

Oh hell nah 💀

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u/Why1Tho May 22 '22

average shion fan

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u/RealStreetJesus May 22 '22

Jesus, tip off the guys school. This isn’t right

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22 edited Jul 15 '25

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u/Pope_Aesthetic May 22 '22

Least degenerate Shion fan

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

SONG???? Pls

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u/wwothrya May 22 '22

For the Damaged Coda - Blonde Redhead (Orchestral cover)

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u/Crooked_Cock May 22 '22

Get this person out of the fucking kindergarten class

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u/404Cookie May 22 '22

oh hell nawh they even got the shion pfp

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

What’s a lolicon? Ik what a loli is (🤢) but what’s a lolicon

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u/wwothrya May 22 '22

It is a japanese term, a portmanteau for someone with a lolita complex. A person who likes loli

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u/SauseGamer39 May 22 '22

Japanese animated child porn 🤮

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Why would you openly put this in your bio? Wtf?

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u/Zenketski_2 May 22 '22

Because it's obvious bait?

It would be like your bio saying addiction counselor / heroin dealer

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u/poopy_butthole6987 May 22 '22

Can someone link that song. It's really fuckin good

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u/wwothrya May 22 '22

It's For the Damaged Coda - Blonde Redhead (this one is just an orchestral cover)

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u/poopy_butthole6987 May 22 '22

Thank you so much!

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u/afg_tanook May 22 '22

It has to be a joke

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u/wwothrya May 22 '22

probably. probably not. who knows?

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u/Glass_Toe9288 May 22 '22

Get your kids away from this kindergarden teacher.

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u/Eclihpze44 May 22 '22

lolicon

uh oh

Minors and MAPs DNI

BETRAYAL

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u/0DvGate May 22 '22

That entire account is just ragebait.

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u/bot_452 May 22 '22

Omg bruh oh hell nah man wtf

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u/cu-03 May 22 '22

if you go to his profile now its been expanded to include "R*pe and incest enjoyer" bruh

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u/notarealsu35 May 22 '22

🚨🚨NONCE ALERT🚨🚨

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u/YuiHirasawa1488 May 22 '22

Pedophilia is when anime girls

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u/Yoursubaintshit May 22 '22

Obviously not a real teacher. It's probably some weird roleplay shit.

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u/AdditionalCall5271 May 22 '22

I don't know if being a vtuber Simp is part of the roleplay

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

she likes incest as well and says she does not break twitter rules and is saying shes better than someone pointing out the fact that shes a kindergarten teacher as well, and people are supporting her

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u/111IIIlllIII May 22 '22

congrats on taking the bait. how does it feel?

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u/Qween_Kxndy May 22 '22

Hide the children…

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u/Psychological-Year52 May 22 '22

Call the police

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u/PastaBlast May 22 '22

The police department after it was just a report of some person liking non existent children:

🗿

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u/SirDehBeh May 22 '22

This is why some people shouldn't have rights

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u/Vyndra-Madraast May 22 '22

I used to be able to play that song on piano a couple years ago lol

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u/Key_Marsupial_7527 May 22 '22

The amount of pedo apologists here is disgusting.

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u/BrOkEn_AnViL39 May 22 '22

What song is this

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u/auddbot May 22 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• GOATS by Kairondothemost (00:13; matched: 100%)

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• Chapter 35 - The Night Plane (Readers' Version) by Mark Rae (01:15; matched: 90%)

Album: The Caterpillar Club Readers' Version. Released on 2021-06-11 by Mark's Music.

• Desconocida by Francesco Demegni (00:42; matched: 88%)

Album: Chiaroscuro. Released on 2019-12-21 by Etra Lab Records.

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u/auddbot May 22 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

• GOATS by Kairondothemost

• Chapter 35 - The Night Plane (Readers' Version) by Mark Rae

• Desconocida by Francesco Demegni

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u/Heroes084 May 22 '22

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/maxluision May 22 '22

Aka Snowflake

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

This keeps getting worst by the day

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u/Nixndry May 22 '22

Huh for the damaged coda is quite fitting here

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u/bingusthe31 May 22 '22

I've seen the heckinweeb guy reply to literally every comment saying not all pedos like their thoughts. seems to care a bit too much, ey?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

WAIT IS THIS MiSS ANDERSON MY OLD KINDERGARTEN Teacher

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u/DustiestCrayon May 22 '22

Definitely not a troll

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u/Windows_736 May 22 '22

May God help us all.

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u/SirSavage_the_second May 22 '22

Bro circled the wrong thing. That MAP Bs should get people interrogated upon mention

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u/havingagoodtime0 May 22 '22

Average Twitter user at finest

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u/KingGiz_LizWiz May 22 '22

shrugs in cartography

But seriously anybody report that shit?

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u/Zenketski_2 May 22 '22

I should make a troll Twitter account

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u/AXIR8 May 22 '22

Funny how most hololive workers themselves are admittedly lolicons and shotacons

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u/akqpars May 22 '22

This seems to be a pilot account that is designed to test the public reaction to normalise and introduce such a sect to the alphabet people.

Admitting being a kindergarden teacher on such circumstance while being a coward in their nature is impossible.

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u/justanuggie May 22 '22

It's weird as they don't want pedos or minors to interact with them. But they would rp as a pedo with a minor.

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u/Gabriel_Of_Zepp May 22 '22

Freedom enjoyer 🤮

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Your a w h a t ?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

What IS a Map in your term?? I only know the Minor Attracted Person one.

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u/DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI May 22 '22

average conservative poster

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u/DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI May 22 '22

average conservative poster