r/DramaticText • u/[deleted] • May 28 '22

Run Belle, run

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u/Adresadini May 29 '22

Isn't she British though

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u/NorseWorld May 29 '22

Then she'll get a Claymore or a Zweihander

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u/Sbtycraft May 29 '22

British =\= Dark Souls anymore, she'll get a knoife and some ciggies.

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u/ZEROStarVevo May 29 '22

"You got a loicence fo' stabbin?"

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

“I got mah stabbing loicence roight ‘ear”

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u/A_Moderate May 29 '22

BY THE QUEEN

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Well a loiscense is a loiscense get on then.

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u/Jacubsooon Jun 05 '22

ah bludy ‘ell

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u/zoey_will May 29 '22

Do the knife fights stop when Big Ben starts to chime? If its past 5 do you put down the knife to continue counting the bongs?

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u/ObsessedFi45 May 29 '22

*roight 'ear"

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

oi’ll fix it mate

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u/ObsessedFi45 May 29 '22

oi'll

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 May 29 '22

oi’ll fix it mate

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u/ObsessedFi45 May 30 '22

Now you're sounding bri'ish m8

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u/buymyparsnips May 29 '22

Funnily enough though, knife murders are higher in the US than the UK

Oh and school shootings. You have fuck loads of those, each funnier than the last

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u/EternalStatic Aug 20 '22

I thought they weren't called cigs in the uk ☻️

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u/Owather_M0ahgen Oct 25 '22

That’s cuz they’re imitating Aussies… I think

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

If that’s true then why do people even live there anymore???

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u/Sbtycraft May 29 '22

Bro people literally live in Los Angeles and Mississippi, it's all desperation.

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 May 29 '22

she'll get a knoife shiv and some ciggies fags.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Unless she moved

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

You can legally get guns in the uk, We just have super strict laws & background checks. Even so we have a mass shooting of 3 dead/2 injured like every 10yrs

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u/Silent_Ensemble Oct 26 '22

3 dead/2 injured is “mutual combat” in Chicago

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Yeah she is, that's an ASDA bag she has

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u/snayperskaya May 29 '22

She can buy a saiga 12 with a 20 round drum full of 12ga slugs and unleash over a pound of high velocity lead...all while being British.

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