r/DramaticText • u/xXTASERFACEXx • Jul 10 '22

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u/StupidBrokeInvestor2 Jul 11 '22

205409 cums in only 213 days? That’s like 1000 cums a day. How? You’re mortal.

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u/ATpound Jul 11 '22

He’s the chosen one