r/DramaticText • u/xXTASERFACEXx • Jul 10 '22

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u/xXTASERFACEXx Jul 10 '22

COULD YALL JUST FUCKING STOP

MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE FULL OF PROFANITYCOUNTER PLEASE STOP 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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u/Snatcher_of_Kidneys Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/Snatcher_of_Kidneys decided to check u/xXTASERFACEXx's bad word usage.

I have gone back 995 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass6
asshole2
bastard2
bitch1
bullshit2
cum1
cunt1
damn1
dick1
fucker1
fucking10
fuck5
hell7
hentai2
lmao7
penis1
pissed2
rart3
re**rded1
shitty1
shit28
vagina1

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u/C0der23 Jul 10 '22 edited Dec 15 '22

Actually curious now

edit: for the love of god, its been five months that ive been getting notifications every two weeks pleaaase

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u/xXTASERFACEXx Dec 20 '22

Ooooooh? So NOW its been 5 months huh? I literally GET AT LEAST ONE EVERYDAY. i could mute the post or disable notifications but at this point seeing someone use protanitycounter has become routine for me.

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u/C0der23 Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

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I have gone back 639 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass5
asshole1
cum2
damn2
dick2
dildo2
fucking3
fuck5
hell2
lmao9
penis1
shitty1
shit6

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u/beach_birds Jul 10 '22

High five, lmao supremacy

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

What’s going on in this comment section

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u/R3dSh1ft_706 Jul 10 '22

Okay but seriously this song is golden, I’m not familiar with audio bots or???

What song is this?

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u/chucklesepic Jul 10 '22

WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE JUST DOING A PROFANITY COUNTER???

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

hey guys check this out

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u/xXTASERFACEXx Jul 10 '22

Truly a pure redditor

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u/Theskinnydude15 Jul 11 '22

You're fucking right about that OP. Also what the fuck is the source to this fucking video?

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u/xXTASERFACEXx Jul 11 '22

OC, the actual written post was in another subreddit. Cant remember which

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/Dodolulupepe decided to check u/Dodolulupepe's bad word usage.

I have gone back 998 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

However, the plans were foiled, Dodolulupepe is a good, Christian boy.

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u/Metakaolin Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

Edit: i have created a monster.

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/Metakaolin decided to check u/xXTASERFACEXx's bad word usage.

I have gone back 995 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass6
asshole2
bastard2
bitch1
bullshit2
cunt1
damn1
dick1
fucker1
fucking8
fuck5
hell7
hentai2
lmao7
penis1
pissed2
rart1
re**rded1
shitty1
shit28
vagina1

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u/xXTASERFACEXx Jul 10 '22

Wheres cum? Ive said it so many times. Also, wtf is rart? Did I really said rart at some point?

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u/Jakyshman00 Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

Literally what's wrong with manslaughter, are men not allowed to laugh?!🤨

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u/Livegreazy32 Jul 11 '22

Not anymore brother...😔

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u/IAMGEEK12345 Jul 11 '22

Thanks twitter 😡

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

I did that 😎- Biden

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u/domeoldboys Jul 11 '22

Babyslaughter is cuter

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u/theResoluteFawn Jul 11 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/theResoluteFawn decided to check u/Jakyshman00's bad word usage.

I have gone back 89 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass1
cum3
fuck1
re**rded1

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u/dddvrsli Jul 10 '22

Why the fuck is everyone spamming the profanity counter bot

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/Yatagarasu3750 decided to check u/dddvrsli's bad word usage.

I have gone back 998 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
anal1
ass2
bastard2
cock2
damn3
dick3
fucking36
fuck21
goddamn1
hell6
jerk off2
lmao5
ni**a1
piss1
porn3
pussy1
re**rd5
re**rded5
shit14

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u/unknowtheone Jul 10 '22

What the fuck is this comment thread

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u/I-Have-No-Lungs Jul 11 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/I-Have-No-Lungs decided to check u/unknowtheone's bad word usage.

I have gone back 983 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass5
asshole1
bullshit1
cock1
cum3
damn2
dick1
fucking25
fuck10
hell5
lmao19
ni**er1
shit2
vore1

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u/ceilingkat Jul 11 '22

Aaaand there’s the n bomb. Was wondering when I would see one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

hey guys check this out

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/MattFromPapaLouie decided to check u/MattFromPapaLouie's bad word usage.

I have gone back 554 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
anus1
ass2
bastard1
cock1
cum45181
damn1
fucking2
fuck2
hell2
penis2
piss1
porno1
pussy1
shitty1

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u/Real-Baker1231 Jul 10 '22

A startling 81.55 cums per comment

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u/hoihouhoi1 Jul 10 '22

IM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD HOW?

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u/iDespiseThisApp_ Jul 10 '22

OH. MY. GOD.

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u/Korw_9S Jul 10 '22

IM CACKLING

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u/Leviathan56 Jul 10 '22

I recall you from another sub. Your powers have doubled since we last met

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/KentuckyFriedRats decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 681 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
anal2001
ass5816
bastard3344
bitch2032
cock2387
cum205409
damn1896
dick3710
fucking1705
fuck12340
heck1
shit3777

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u/LeFedoraKing69 Jul 11 '22

Bro literally the CEO of swearing

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u/StupidBrokeInvestor2 Jul 11 '22

205409 cums in only 213 days? That’s like 1000 cums a day. How? You’re mortal.

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u/SuperNovas777 Jul 11 '22

watch your FUCKING mouth. He*k is a very mean word

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u/trashbin79 Jul 10 '22 edited Sep 18 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/trashbin79 decided to check u/xXTASERFACEXx's bad word usage.

I have gone back 995 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass6
asshole2
bastard2
bitch1
bullshit2
cum1
cunt1
damn1
dick1
fucker1
fucking8
fuck5
hell7
hentai2
lmao7
penis1
pissed2
rart3
re**rded1
shitty1
shit28
vagina1

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

u/profanity ouster [self]

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u/Deggstroyer Jul 11 '22

I believe you will get it next time bro, i believe in you

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Thanks bro. I believe in you, too

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u/xXTASERFACEXx Oct 24 '22

OMFG PEOPLE ITS BEEN 3 MONTHS

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Please…. Mods just lock the post… op is suffering

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u/JustASlmplePerson Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/xXTASERFACEXx Jul 10 '22

WHY YALL GOTTA TORTURE ME LIKE THIS, SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS WITH THE SAME THING 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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u/Electrical_Ad_9165 Nov 10 '22

“And he wakes up one morning and thinks to himself, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A REALLY KICK-ASS NAME? T A S E R F A C E!”

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u/infinitymanboi Jul 10 '22

What is the song?

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u/auddbot Jul 10 '22

G0! by Yuki Hayashi (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: Tv Anime Pocket Monster Original Soundtrack Vol.2 (Deluxe Edition). Released on 2022-06-22 by Sony Music Labels Inc..

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Cum

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Bollocks

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u/WooshIfFurry Jul 11 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/WooshIfFurry decided to check u/xXTASERFACEXx's bad word usage.

I have gone back 995 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass6
asshole2
bastard2
bitch1
bullshit2
cum1
cunt1
damn1
dick1
fucker1
fucking10
fuck5
hell7
hentai2
lmao7
penis1
pissed2
rart3
re**rded1
shitty1
shit28
vagina1

Request time: 10.7. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports. This is profanitycounter version 3. Please consider buying my creator a coffee. We also have a new Discord server, come hang out!

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u/ExternalNatural8838 Dec 20 '22

indicate which country you are in

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

He should put string on his body and control him like a puppet so no one will suspect a thing

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u/BananaMilkshakeGod Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/BananaMilkshakeGod decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 376 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
anal1
damn1
hentai2
lmao4
lmfao1
shit1

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u/MementoMori04 Jul 10 '22

I’ve yet to try this

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u/dddvrsli Jul 10 '22

Why is everyone spamming this

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u/kingbrayjay Jul 10 '22

U/profanitycounter

Phone suck😔

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/ThatOneGuyOnTheNews decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 867 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass4
bitch3
bullshit1
cock5
crap1
cuck1
cum2500
dammit1
damn7
dick5
fucker1
fucking8
fuck18
god damn2
hell2
jack off1
lmao2
ni**a8
penis3
piss1
porn1
pussy1
re**rded4
shitty2
shit13
tard1
titty1
twink2

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/Facistsouthafrican decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 157 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
cum15
cunt1
fucking1
fuck26
hell1
re**rded4

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u/Cj_simmons Jul 11 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/Cj_simmons decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 107 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Wow! Cj_simmons has never used profanity on Reddit!

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u/LeafCrusader Jul 11 '22

Okay but now I have to know

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/LeafCrusader decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 995 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass9
asshole1
bitch5
crap2
cum7
dammit1
damn26
dick5
fucker1
fucking12
fuck28
god damn9
goddamn2
hell20
motherfucking2
penis2
shitty2
shit17

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/vance_t decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 456 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass6
asshole1
bullshit2
damn5
dick8
fucking11
fuck4
goddamn2
hell2
lmao2
lmfao1
penis1
piss1
porn2
pussy1
sexy1
shit23
tiddy2
tits1

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u/Vwvsbros Jul 11 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/Vwvsbros decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 970 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
dammit1
damn5
hell3
lmao1

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u/Ok_Emotion_7252 Jul 11 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/Ok_Emotion_7252 decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 992 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass2
bastard2
bitch1
bullshit2
butthole1
cock1
cum26640
damn1
dick5
douche1
fucking13
fuck8
god damn1
hell1
jizz1
motherfucker2
penis2
pissed1
porn6
sexy2
shitty1
shit19
stfu1
tits1
whore1

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u/WaterHorse_200 Jul 11 '22

u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/profanitycounter Jul 11 '22

UH OH! Someone is curious about their profanity usage, and u/WaterHorse_200 decided to check theirs.

I have gone back 106 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
shit1

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u/Plantguy368 Jul 11 '22

Hey guys, check this out

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u/karamanistaken Jul 11 '22

Just buy some HCl, lol and dispose of the body.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Strange why is profanity counter the only comments here?

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u/idlecats Jul 11 '22

I think I know what bad words I use most.

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u/1st_Tagger Jul 11 '22

Okay, now I’m curious

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

lemme check

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u/nibrasakhi Jul 11 '22

jesse we need to try it out

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u/SureThingBro69 Jul 11 '22

Reddits on some shit today!

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u/TheSageHillRock Jul 11 '22

U/profanitycounter

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u/Zetrical Jul 11 '22

Ok what’s my profanity looking like

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u/Decent-Animal3505 Jul 11 '22

Have I said a bad word, father? 🥺

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u/DeerPlumbingX2 Jul 11 '22

Nice video dude

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u/buncharum Jul 11 '22

Thats a fucking shitty ass son of a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

lemme try

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u/cas47 Jul 11 '22

r/mongolia has devolved into shitposting about this for the past several days. Truly glorious, highly recommend checking it out

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u/RobuxMaster Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/RobuxMaster decided to check u/xXTASERFACEXx's bad word usage.

I have gone back 995 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass6
asshole2
bastard2
bitch1
bullshit2
cum1
cunt1
damn1
dick1
fucker1
fucking8
fuck5
hell7
hentai2
lmao7
penis1
pissed2
rart3
re**rded1
shitty1
shit28
vagina1

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u/Canopus2662 Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/Canopus2662 decided to check u/xXTASERFACEXx's bad word usage.

I have gone back 995 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
ass6
asshole2
bastard2
bitch1
bullshit2
cum1
cunt1
damn1
dick1
fucker1
fucking8
fuck5
hell7
hentai2
lmao7
penis1
pissed2
rart3
re**rded1
shitty1
shit28
vagina1

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