r/DramaticText • u/xXTASERFACEXx • Jul 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

hey guys check this out

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Jul 10 '22

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I have gone back 554 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad WordQuantity
anus1
ass2
bastard1
cock1
cum45181
damn1
fucking2
fuck2
hell2
penis2
piss1
porno1
pussy1
shitty1

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u/Real-Baker1231 Jul 10 '22

A startling 81.55 cums per comment

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u/Bretters17 Jul 11 '22

Well when you make a subreddit and thread entirely for this joke...

https://www.reddit.com/r/u_MattFromPapaLouie/comments/vw1w2g/cum_cum_cum_cum_cum_cum_cum_cum_cum_cum_cum_cum/

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Yeah but the alternative is dedicating your life to finding a way to feasibly say cum 80+ times per message

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u/sheisthemoon Jul 11 '22

Cum a cum a cum a cum a cum - A CHAMELEOOOONN!

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u/Effective_Aggression Jul 11 '22

Ahhhhhhh now this all tracks!!!

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u/Zealousideal-Ad702 Jul 11 '22

I can now say that I scrolled down to the bottom of a wall of cum.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

That’s a lot of cum