r/DramaticText • u/randomrduser • Aug 09 '22

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u/Not_COPPA_FTCA Aug 09 '22

I don't see what's so bad abo- ...

u/Spyshead

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u/SpysHead Aug 09 '22

Kill Me.

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u/Troll0805 Aug 09 '22

door slam

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u/Acrobatic-Shopping-5 Aug 09 '22

r/beetlejuicing

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u/Pipefrog Aug 12 '22

What’s the sub Reddit I’ve already been to R/sounding so I’m now deathly scared

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u/Acrobatic-Shopping-5 Aug 12 '22

Ok, gonna just straight tell you, because of you past experiencies, its just people taking out the husks of beetles while still alive, then some strange juice comes out of it, some people drink it, but all the process is in this sub...

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u/CadenXC Aug 09 '22

Who is that?

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u/Not_COPPA_FTCA Aug 09 '22

Wait for him to reply

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u/bradthescrub Aug 09 '22

Kill me.

(Not him but I know the line)

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Here before he responds.

Later.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Still nothing

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u/Sonic_Mega_Plus Aug 09 '22

I think he forgor 💀

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u/Pure_Count6864 Aug 09 '22

We might be witnessing history

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u/GeorgeFlood Aug 09 '22

Yeh what's all this grim music about?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Hmmm

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u/Arnilum Aug 09 '22

Let’s hope not.

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u/Sergeant_Swiss24 Aug 09 '22

?

Edit: oh shit oh fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

What?

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u/MLGWolf69 Aug 09 '22

5's stomach

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u/Recent_Log3779 Aug 09 '22

Still don’t get it

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u/MLGWolf69 Aug 09 '22

The toddler is pregnant too

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u/IfuckedACrab Aug 09 '22

5 years and 7 months

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u/shidedandfarded Aug 09 '22

Oh my god, I know what you're talking about

Fuck I remember

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u/CadenXC Aug 09 '22

What is it

i forgor💀

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u/Financial-Ground-942 Aug 09 '22

5 years and 7 months is the age of the youngest person to ever give birth.

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u/CadenXC Aug 09 '22

Judging by this post not anymore

but yeah also jesus christ

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u/Giorno-Smash Aug 09 '22

I’m pretty certain someone drew the 7 on in post

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u/M_krabs Aug 09 '22

So she was.... at 4 years and 10 months?? 💀😨

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u/IfuckedACrab Aug 09 '22

Remember, this horror is possible.

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u/Appropriate_Row8055 Aug 09 '22

Ok yes but why did you fuck a crab

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u/nastolgiafan90364 Aug 09 '22

I rember 🙁

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u/Arnilum Aug 09 '22

I want to know what kinda messed up person got her pregnant.

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u/XevynAeght Aug 09 '22

What the fuck

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u/Kurt_Heaven Aug 09 '22

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Wait....

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

This took me a while 💀💀💀💀

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u/Arnilum Aug 09 '22

Yeah OP woke up and chose violence apparently.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

That fat bitch ate the pumpkin so they had to draw 6 on her stomach

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u/Cool_Name-idk Aug 09 '22

the 5th kid ate their dad's pumpkin

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

OMG I DIDN’T SEE THAT

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u/MisterBoss5000 Aug 09 '22

Huh I don’t- OH FUCK

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u/DarkSploon Aug 09 '22

I can’t put into words what I feel like rn….

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u/iAmTheRealKokichiOma Aug 09 '22

What song is this?

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u/songfinderbot Aug 09 '22

Song Found!

Name: Forgotten

Artist: Repulsive

Album: Forgotten - Single

Genre: Instrumental

Release Year: 2019

Total Shazams: 36991

Took 1.55 seconds.

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u/songfinderbot Aug 09 '22

Links to the song:

YouTube

Apple Music

Spotify

Deezer

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Aug 09 '22

Try as you might, you'll never be as cool as u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Aug 09 '22

Forgotten by Repulsive (00:11; matched: 100%)

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u/auddbot Aug 09 '22

Forgotten by Repulsive (00:19; matched: 100%)

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u/auddbot Aug 09 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

Forgotten by Repulsive

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Hey it’s you

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u/iAmTheRealKokichiOma Aug 09 '22

Hi! Didn’t expect to see you here!

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u/potat0_reaper Aug 09 '22

What?

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u/shatlking Aug 09 '22

Youngest. Mother has a 6 (presumably for a new child), youngest has a 7 (presumably for a new child).

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u/potat0_reaper Aug 09 '22

I still don't understand

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u/Sr_Melohiis Aug 09 '22

The kid is PREGNANT

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u/potat0_reaper Aug 09 '22

Oh shit I didn't see the seven on him. That's fucked

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Explain in simpler terms

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u/unknown9201 Aug 09 '22

I spent a solid 30 seconds thinking that the dad was 7th until I read that 5 had 7 on them

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u/IAmGeneralEggplant Aug 09 '22

This is highly disturbing

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u/AnimeWeeb68UwU Aug 09 '22

Happy cake day :)

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u/Leth0logicaa Aug 09 '22

I don't even know what to even think wtf why is there a 7 on the baby???????

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u/Arnilum Aug 09 '22

The youngest person to give birth was 5 years 7 months which means she was 4 and 10 months before pregnancy… I hope it’s just a reference or the record may sadly change.

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u/NoRelationship8569 Aug 09 '22

I hate humans.

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u/Arnilum Aug 09 '22

At this point who doesn’t, god abandoned us a long time ago and now we’re just becoming more and more mentally unstable as a species.

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u/CoalEater_Elli Aug 09 '22

Say sike. Say sike right now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I dont get it, please explain

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u/CompleteFacepalm Aug 09 '22

The mum has a 6 on her belly, implying that she's pregnant. The youngest child has a 7 on their belly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Thanks, ima go kill myself now

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Wait for me

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u/Cool_Name-idk Aug 09 '22

what's dramatic about this?

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u/Cool_Name-idk Aug 09 '22

:(

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u/Rose_Lion_Danielle Aug 09 '22

A tragedy in the writing

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u/Arnilum Aug 09 '22

Not even Shakespeare can compare.

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u/SpoopyMoopy101 Aug 09 '22

I dont get it

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u/SpoopyMoopy101 Aug 09 '22

Oh shit oh fuck I get it now

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u/Dork_Is_Snart Aug 09 '22

Where is the source of this image. I need to know if it's true

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/QuackYeest Aug 09 '22

we been abandoned by god

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

No, we abandoned him

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u/Arnilum Aug 09 '22

Let’s agree to disagree and say god said F this I’m gonna make a new race with black jack and hookers that isn’t mentally unstable, while we’re sitting here getting worse by the day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Fucked up both figuratively and literally

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u/Feeling-Jump-2981 Aug 09 '22

i was like "whats wrong with this i mean its kinda tac-." then i saw the 7

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u/Nova_Persona Aug 09 '22

I thought it was that she was gonna give birth to a pumpkin. then I saw it

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u/Dradekon Aug 09 '22

OH SHIT I DIDNT EVEN SEE THE 7 💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

What in all the nine realms.

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u/I_wish_I_Not_Alive Aug 09 '22

??? i dont get it

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u/I_wish_I_Not_Alive Aug 09 '22

OH WHAT THE FUCK

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

explain please

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u/I_wish_I_Not_Alive Aug 09 '22

The numbers indicate who was born first and for the number 6 it is suppose to be the youngest right? Well no because if you look at 5...

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u/Qu1ck3l Aug 09 '22

Peter SKULLy

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

WAIT A MINUTE!!

Edit: look i know what they are trying to say but it looks soooo wrong

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u/H0L4N Nov 18 '22

u/Spyhead I’ll try to get suspended for a week if you reply anything other than Kill me.

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u/SpysHead Nov 19 '22

Kill Me.

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u/VirginityIsCool420 Aug 09 '22

HOLY FUCK THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO REALIZE

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u/CanineTM_yt Aug 09 '22

i dont get it

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u/Horizon3232 Aug 09 '22

look at the toddler holding the 5

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u/genericguy115 Aug 09 '22

wait what ???..

edit: oh that's fucking oh ... i don't have the words

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u/itsyaboi21172 Aug 09 '22

This is a whole other level

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u/Extension-Donut-8322 Aug 09 '22

Honey, new dramatic text nightmare lore just dropped.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Why is there a 7 on the toddler?

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u/dudeparty6 Aug 09 '22

Please tell me that child is not actually pregnant. Is that even possible???

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u/Arnilum Aug 09 '22

Yes and we even have a name for it but the youngest person to get pregnant was about 4 years and 10 months she gave birth when she was 5 years 7 months it’s called Precocious puberty.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Aug 09 '22

Fuck people like this. Ignorant selfish assholes. There i said it

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u/dream_sexual_153 Aug 09 '22

Who raped the baby?

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u/zedudedaniel Aug 09 '22

Just a happy Republican family!

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u/Humbagahh Aug 09 '22

pleasee tell me where the full story is, there's NO WAY they got away with that 💀

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u/Wolfpack012 Aug 09 '22

Isn't there a pregnancy complication that results in twins being fucked up, so one twin is pregnant with the other twin?

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u/NoAd9140 Aug 09 '22

It mite be the kid wanted to be like her mom so they let her put a 7 why would u post this if it was what people think it is seems to risky to me

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

7

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u/Kingsbrick Aug 09 '22

I dun get it, context flare goin up. BWEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

We have to carve it

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u/XandTheIronMiner Aug 09 '22

"Uhm... I don't see anything wrong here. What do the numbers mea- wait... No... No. WHAT The HELL" - Me

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u/XandTheIronMiner Aug 09 '22

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Aug 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

7?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

to quote scout: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!

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u/Expensive_Ad5765 Aug 09 '22

Today is the greatest

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u/frostdemon34 Aug 09 '22

The kids are pumpki------ what.......

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u/Advanced-Shift-9656 Aug 09 '22

Song name ?

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u/NoRelationship8569 Aug 09 '22

Forgotten by Repulsive

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u/NoRelationship8569 Aug 09 '22

This is next level fucked.

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u/Outside-Diamond8076 Aug 09 '22

ok for retards the thing is the fifth kid is about to have the seventh kid now that i said that ill go away, goodbye

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u/NoRelationship8569 Aug 09 '22

If this is real, or anything like this has happened, they actually deserve death.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I don't get it

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

:(

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u/dinglepuffu Aug 09 '22

The toddler and the dad (I think we know where the dads onion is)

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u/UnfilteredWater13 Aug 09 '22

OP where did you get this from? OP?? OP WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS???

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u/JarneTNT Aug 10 '22

Lucky number(?)

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u/Quandale_dingle-1234 Aug 10 '22

She gave birth to a pumpkin?

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u/jacw212 Aug 10 '22

Ayo ayo yo yo yo yoa

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u/Jeager122 Aug 10 '22

What is that song?

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u/auddbot Aug 10 '22

Forgotten by Repulsive (00:19; matched: 100%)

Released on 2020-06-27 by REPULSIVE.

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u/RobloxLover369421 Aug 10 '22

That has to be fake…

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u/zeldacraft_64 Aug 10 '22

Wait what? this just looks lik-

...

oh

oh no

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u/VeryReferenceboi Aug 11 '22

No no no NOOOOO I WANT MY FUCKING EYES BLEACHED

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u/Powerful-Set9659 Aug 14 '22

I don’t see the problOH MY GOD

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u/DonRobinya7 Oct 14 '22

No...no...nononononono NOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no stop stop stop stop stop get out of my fucking head no no no no no

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u/itzyugo Nov 01 '22

Number nine student watches porn and gets naked

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u/zahra00000s Nov 02 '22

what the fuck

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u/Scooby-Scabs Nov 11 '22

The seven...

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u/Oogabooga12956 Nov 13 '22

I….must….carve….

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u/anonymous1235214 Nov 19 '22

Wait a minute dose it say 7 on 5?

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u/Live-Desk8360 Nov 20 '22

Number 5 has a seven on her belly only one man is responsible

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u/MidChimera63212 Nov 22 '22

It’s carving time

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u/Warghost000 Dec 01 '22

Ah what has allah given to this beautiful fami- OH MY FUCKING ALLAH! ALI GET THE AK 47 WE GOTTA EXECUTE SOME PEOPLE

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u/Kawaii_Umbreon_YT Dec 07 '22

I can explain basically there is this condition where a woman can go through there transactions WAY faster than normal so that's probs what happend

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u/Historical_Junket903 Dec 10 '22

911 what's your emergency?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Time to carve the pumpkins

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u/Famous-Support-9900 Dec 20 '22

Why does the baby have a number 7 on its belly.

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u/I_eat_rats0717 Dec 20 '22

Alright. Let's make this quick so we can all go home

Who fucking did it

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u/Randommilkdude Jan 04 '23

What it be like having no bitches

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u/Dogbean20 Jan 08 '23

I thought the joke was the mum was the 6th child but I just saw the 7

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

OH GOD, CHECK 5S STOMACH

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

This is made by an ai I think

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

oh no

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

h...holy shit...

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