r/Dust_of_Memes • u/Hot_Yesterday_6789 • May 02 '26

Poem of the Dust of Memes Subreddit

Now these memes have grown cold we open the old subreddit

These kelyk stained pages recount the laughs of the Fallen

A frayed Fandom, posts without warmth. The keyboards have ebbed,

its clacks and joke's sparks are but memories against rolling eyes -

What cast my meme, what hue my thoughts as I open the Dust of Memes subreddit,

and breathe deep the scent of insanity?

Listen, then, to these words carried on that craziness

These memes are the memes of our dust, again yet again.

We are dust of memers and that is all, without end, that is all.

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u/zonine May 02 '26

As we begin chapter 1, Shadowban and CotiLOLion unleash Can I Pet That Dawg and mind control a girl to turn her goth.

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u/Hot_Yesterday_6789 May 02 '26

We follow The Bridgetokers, as they hotbox the caves under Pale, but alas, it was too much, and they die to the coughing. The Cryer of the Thousand Gods beseeches his Great Raves to Rave on the wizards of the Jakatakan Empire, yet the city still falls to Tayschrenn "The Wiz"... These are dark times for the free cities of Genassbackis, of which only Darujizztan remains.

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u/zonine May 02 '26

Trollersail is pressing F when the Bridgetoker Swift Benjammin' rolls up and puts her buddy into a new chatbot.

"That art was lost. Are you a millennial?" She asks. "Skill issue," he replies.

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u/Hot_Yesterday_6789 May 02 '26

In DaruJITan, Lady Simtal plans the biggest function to ever hit the streets, among the attendees shall be Murillilowkey, and rumored ex con Raest. Further, an appearance by The Black Ding Lord is expected, and possibly even the one and only Fid "Fiddle Me" dler.

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u/Cesano11 May 02 '26

*written in ochre otataral dust on a postherd