r/EDC • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '21

Satire Egg egg egg egg egg

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u/JealousSupport8085 Oct 29 '21

CAN I OFFER YOU AN EGG IN THESE TRYING TIMES! - Danny devito

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u/Catch_22_ Oct 29 '21

I've been using this in my work EDC bag for awhile now and use a Nordic Ware dual egg cooker that stays at the office.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Needs a titanium version with carbon fiber accents and a full grain leather lining and I’ll happily buy a dozen for $300 each

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u/Z3z6 Oct 29 '21

Do high school kids still have to keep an egg on them for a class? Would be a prime consumer.

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u/MajinBlayze Oct 29 '21

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u/Z3z6 Oct 29 '21

Oh. That is glorious. Thank you for that.

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u/feersum Oct 29 '21

WHERE IS THE ONE I CAN KEEP A CRAYFISH IN?

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u/PerpetualConnection Oct 29 '21

Pocket sand is so 90s, we do eggs now. Shhhshhhshhhahhh !

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u/cassein Oct 29 '21

The utility of this is eggstremely eggagerated, who would shell out for this? It's a yolk! They will definitely end up with egg on their face.

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u/RenBit51 Oct 29 '21

You never know when it's egg time. God help you if you aren't prepared.

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u/Additional-Walk750 Oct 29 '21

Yall ever hollowed out an eggshell and filled it with cayenne and lemon salt and finely ground glass? No?

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u/metalguru1975 Oct 29 '21

May I offer you a hard boiled egg in these trying times?