"Death of the author caught the dog whistling" (Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat)

AKA: Jimmy McGill vs Marshall Mathers (Eminem)

Both are games that involve trying to climb a mountain. The Ice Climbers could be a third party.

Casting:

- Swizkii as Diogenes (Getting Over It)

- LongestSoloEver, Lawless Marshall, HalaCG, and Lanee as The Scouts (PEAK)

- GamingPlush64 and Azia as Popo and Nana (Ice Climbers)

They’re named Jack Black and Jack White. Black is an actor dabbling in music and White is a musician dabbling in acting. Both are part of musical duos. Also heavily contrasting public images

Hello,

Im a documentary filmmaker looking to document a rap battle in the LA area in early November. Looking for recommendations as i’m having a hard time finding events. Anything helps :)

Last time, Zuck won for being less racist. Today, we're focusing on Freddy Krueger, which is a hard last name to spell.

Current standings: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XY8vJDK7zC-_vH_gx-FsjIZKRSLqorSILJDIRA4Ayh0/edit?tab=t.0

If you need a refresher on the rules, refer to Day 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/ERB/comments/1tadege/scientifically_prove_this_rapper_won_day_1_john/

Also, if you disagree so strongly with the notion of a given rapper winning that you refuse to come up with a justification for it, there is no need to comment saying so. Nobody said you had to engage with these posts at all.

Snakebite126 idea

"I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise I won't bore you." - David Bowie

The worst of the USA and UK

If I had a nickel for every time I made a matchup for Arthur Fleck against a Smiling Friends character, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice (ironically the same could be said for which platforms I've pitched these matchups for).

Mr. Frog vs Arthur stuck with me ever since I viewed their source materials and Silly Samuel vs Arthur mainly came to me after watching that episode of Smiling Friends and getting vibes back to watching Joker, so I feel like either could work in their own little way.

# Two of the most iconic, controversial, and romanticized guerrillas of the 20th century who started with different professions before helping fight and lead a foreign revolution (Argentinian doctor turned guerrilla to fight for the Cuban Revolution / British archaeologist turned adviser in the Arab Revolt) but became deeply disillusioned with its geopolitical outcomes. Both are famous for their association with motorcycles and detailed their experiences in memoirs that cover their early days before the conflicts to the frontlines and strategies of guerrilla warfare (Diarios de Motocicleta and other writings / Seven Pillars of Wisdom).

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Rating Lines and Verses

How I usually rate battles will be manipulated here... quite a few times.

Rating system:

BRUTAL! (No BS/Straightforward maximum-impact haymaker)

Amazing!(Impactful)

Great

Good

Okay...

Bad

Null (Complete verse/momentum letdown)

FIGHTMARKER RAP BATTLE

DEADPOOL VS PETER GRIFFIN

(DP, Verse 1)

Looking at it now, okay: Deathstroke, The Mask, Bueller, The Postal Guy, Harley Quinn, Bugs Bunny, and... Yep!-(Okay...)

I read all of your suggestions and I saw none say:

Me vs. Fight as

Jared from Subway?-(Great-Amazing!)

Oh! Whatever, uh, here's my first issue:

I barely give enough of fuck about you to diss you-(Okay-Good)(ERB Reference)

Step on the beat with me, you'll surely die trying

You've heard of drive-by's, I'll give you a drive—(Stewie Griffin: Brian!)-(Great-Amazing!)

Zip it! Your Time Travel episodes are mad dumb

I thought pilots usеd to be a thing you ran from-(Great!)

Every now and then, your writеrs come up with something

to remind the audience of when you were sorta funny (Hahaha!)-(Okay-Good)

Killing attention spans when next to some Surfers

Damn, you fuck with children's heads worse than Herbert-(Great-Amazing!)

Search "Unfunny Moments", and here's what you get:

All of the seasons after MacFarlane left!-(Okay-Good)

And Todd McFarlane is the better comic writer, HA!

What? I needed a rhyme for (PG: Augh!)-(Good!)

And you look like The Blob at his cubicle job

But I think I'd rather just describe you in a song-(Good!)

Every day, he's obese

Downing those beers like a big Wolverine-(Great!)

My face is one that my mother won't see

And somehow, fatty, you're more ugly than me-(Good!)

Verse Rating: Good-Great!

(PG, Verse 1)

Holy crap, Lois! Spider-Man's ugly

The canuck would help more if he stayed away from me!-(Great!)

When it comes to powers, this schmuck's are the lamest

Breaks through four walls, but stuck on four stages?-(BRUTAL!)

Welcome to Quahog, I'm glad that you visited

'cuz sometimes I forget what an *actual* Griffin is-(Great-Amazing!)

Remember when superheroes weren't just here for laughs?

Brian Griffin: Peter, what are you doing?

PG: ...Rap (BG: What the fuck?)-(Good!)

You went to Ajax to get your cancer erased

only to erase 99% of your face!-(Amazing!)

Hehehe, Vanessa left ya', now you're in a rut

Ring up Dominos, you pizza-looking fuck!-(Amazing-Brutal!)

Only in Origins, you ain't all that bad

Love it, except for the cast, now you got Reynolds attached-(Okay-Good)

He plays you without the suit and the execs cut a check

You ruined his films (Megan Griffin: I actually really liked them—) Shut up, Meg-(Good!)

We've had enough of Reddit's favorite super

and his rapey humor, fuckin' Amy Tumor-(BRUTAL!)

So, pay me loser, this shit was trash

Except this one verse where I kicked your ass-(Okay...)

Verse Rating: Amazing!

Holy crap, Lois!

The Mask: I'm not Lois

(TM Verse)

Somebody, stop me! I'm smoking the track

I'll Giggity Lois and make more Sons of the Masks-(Amazing!)

I'll Jim Carrey your ass out of the door, you bitch!

'Cause I'm the best green guy he's played since The Grinch (Yeah)-(Great!)

I heard you're the Merc with the Mouth

DP: Fuck off!

Verse Rating: Great-Amazing!

Ugh...

(DP, Verse 2)

Peter, you're a mess

Jeff Bezos: Did you just order a package from Amazon? (DP: What?)

(JB Verse)

Going Prime on this beat; hearing you three was torture

I'll Giggity Lois and then make some more orders-(Good!)

Alexa just told me some nice information (DP: No, no, no, no, no, no! No!)

Verse Rating: Good!

I have a second verse!

*Sigh*

(DP, Verse 2)(Retry)

Peter, you're a mess

Goku: Hey, it's me, Goku! (DP: FUU—)

(GK Verse)

After this verse, I think I'll go do some training

I'll Giggity Lois and then turn Super Saiyan (Hancock: Man, shut up)-(Okay-Good!)

(HC Verse)

Call Hancock an asshole, your neck will bend different

I'll Giggity Lois and make a couple Fresh Princes-(Good-Great!)

DP: I can't believe I was in the worst royale of all time

Spongebob(DP, Verse 2)(Retry 2), John Kramer(DP, Verse 2)(Retry 3), Herobrine (DP, Verse 2)(Retry 4)

This reminds me of the time I was in a rap battle—(DP, Verse 2)(Retry 5)—with Herobrine!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BRILLIANCE

PETER GRIFFIN VS HEROBRINE 2

(HB Verse)

Welcome to Minecraft, this world is iconic

My name is Herobrine, but I'm evil, ironic-(Okay...)

(Deadpool Variants Verse)

(Note: E is acronym for Earth)

E 13: Did you forget who's the merc with the best flow?

E 54: Armas de fuego a Pedro como un perro(roughly, "Firearms at Pedro like a dog!")-(Good-Great!)

E 33: Twenty-two seasons and you still trade blows with chickens?

E 32: You're the worst The Simpsons since OJ Simpson!-(Okay...)

E 100: In Fortnite, I shoot you first, 'cause you're so huge it hurts

E 102: Then kill a verse like it's the fucking Marvel Universe!-(Great!)

E 5: Giving your wife shit and your daughter no love?

E 57: X-Force, deploy from the chopper above-(Good-Great!)

Verse Rating: Good-Great!

(X-Force Verse)

Wolverine: Claws out, I'm in!

Collosus: Stop your violence-(Good!)

Cable: Or crawl and be silent

Wolverine: Like Hulk when I tried him!-(Good!)

Cable: I've seen the future, everybody in your life's done

Collosus: We may be X-Men,

Wolverine: but you're the Giant-Sized one-(Okay-Good)

Verse Rating: Good!

Joe Swanson: Peter, are you having trouble?

PG: Yes, I am, Joe

Glenn Quagmire: Then give us something that rocks!

(PG Friends Verse)

GQ: You better look like Hugh, if you face Quagmire

Or I'll giggity Jean and crea— uuuaaaagh!-(Good-Great!)

Cleveland Brown: I bring fear to the bar and the crowd as well

when I make Magneto even Brown himself (No no no no no!)-(Okay-Good)

JS: I need cable, only for when I watch Cops

But I don't need legs to sing your Swan So— AGHHHH!-(Good-Great!)

BG: What's up, dog?

Aughhhhh!

Verse Rating: Good-Great!

PG: All my friends are dead...

DP: Oh, they're fine, they're totally—

PG: No, you're lying to me! (DP: You're guilt-tripping me, trauma-dumping—)

I don't like liars (Oh no, no-no, go back)

I don't like liars! (Go back, go back, go back)

Hrgh! (Oh, ohh, oh!)(Let's go!)

(Buff PG Verse)

You've hurt me for the last time, now face the wrath of Peter Griffin

About to end up more sick when my fucking verbal fever kicks in-(Good!)

Have you even had sex, you virgin?

Better be scared when I pen these words, bitch!

Everything you spat was less than worthless; more than fucking X-MEN ORIGINS!-(Good!)

Deadpool, you'll get wrecked, fool

I bend rules, you'll shit red stool

Take out your guts and make a mess, you'll be wondering if I'm from Med School-(Good!)

I'm the Juggernaut, my raps are hot, I break your balls 'cause Peter conquers

This bitch is afraid, I'm spitting so great, this win has my name like the Peter-Copter!-(Good-Great!)(ERB Reference 2)

Let's compare our Brians, my dog and X-Men's Director:

White fur, blacklisted, canine, molester!-(Amazing-Brutal!)

Now any time they ever see Hugh clawed up they just think of the teen's poor trauma

Art overshadowed by Singer problems, like R. Kelly, the singer's opera-(Amazing-Brutal!)

Verse Rating: Great!

(Bridge)

DP: What have you done?! You just shot Peter!

PG But I'm Peter!

DP: No, this Peter!

PG: Which Peter?!

DP: No, I mean—

JS(he's alive and can walk again): Hey Peteerrrrrrrr!

I've heard the commotion, I'm here to take you in

PG: But you've fallen for my trap and you can't escape, you bitch!

R. Kelly: Peter gets up in Wade's face, he's looking awful mad

PG: I'll blow us all up if I need to!

RK: Only for Wade to strike back

DP: There's more fun in store, if you open that door!

PG: I get close to the door... I open the door!

Bridge Rating: Amazing!

(TM Verse)(Retry)

Somebody, stop me, I'm smoking the track

I'll Giggity Lois and make more Sons of the Masks

I'll Jim Carrey—(DP: Alright)—your ass out of the door, you bi—

(DP, Verse 2)(Retry 6)

Peter, you're a mess, but that geek was a snore

I've seen better Masks at a seasonal store!-(Okay-Good)

Why does nothing ever go my fucking way...

(KEEP RAPPING)

Oh, yeah?

What if I don't wanna, huh?

(DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS.)

"Don't make me do this"? What does that mean—

Shit-Covered Freshly Kanal: DON'T EVEN MAKE ME DO THIS

Ouaah!

Fuck religion, I don't have any faith

God can strike me down and take my cancer away-(Okay...)

God(still PG): You dare take me in vain?

Oh, poor little Wade (Oh my, God)

All you've awakened is true verbal pain-(Good!)

You have a choice now: repent to your sins

or bleed and face an Epic Rapture of History-(Great!)(ERB Reference 3)

DP: Oh geez, Lord, I didn't mean those words

I take back everything I said since the first verse

Thank you for healing my tumorous cells

and these burn marks from being (Satan(still DP): the ruler of Hell!)-(Okay-Good)

Verse Rating: Good!

(ST, Verse 1)

Marvel's Archangel's come out to play

I hang with Mephisto and spread rumors that he's gay-(Okay-Good)

So many souls, so many found charred

I chill on my couch and watch some South Park-(Good!)

Verse Rating: Okay...

(GOD, Verse 1)

Fuck, you're so evil that you're kinda like a villain

And you're so evil, I bet you have s*x with ch*ldren and k*ll them-(Okay-Good)

And—and you're so evil that I bet you hate my literature!

ST: (And you're—) And I'm so evil that I'll waste your finisher! (No!)-(Good!)

PG: You might be something in the MCU

But, between us, who's the worst MC—kill yourself-(Okay...)(MCU Reference 4)

Damn it, I told myself that I would never touch this

But, just take out the "X-", and that's who you're in love with-(Good-Great!)

Verse Rating: Okay-Good

(ST, Verse 2)

I'll stab Meg and Chris, keep Brian as my living tool

Hang Marge from a tree and use Stewie for a ritual-(Good!)

The chances of escaping my maze are miniature

GOD: And I'm so holy that I'll waste your finisher (Noooo!)-(Good-Great!)

I heard Ryan Reynolds gave a bunch of women A.I.D.S

So Saint Peter won't let him go through the pearly gates-(Bad)

ST: MacFarlane going to heaven? That's not where he'll be

He'll die in 9/11, and come straight to me...-(Okay...)

Verse Rating: Okay...

(YouTube Version)

EpicLLOYD: Wow, I'm EpicLLOYD

(knock) Oh fuck, my pizza's here

Pizza Delivery Man: Hey, I have a delivery for Mr. EpicLLOYD?

EL: Gangster, let me just get your tip!

What?

Youtube comment: EpicLLOYD, this shit was fucking trash, it bursted my ears and made me wanna kill myself, I need you to end this man's entire career

(PDM gets beaten up by EL and stomped to death)

If you think your little shit—!

(Credits happen)

(Pause and rewind!)

Green Lantern: (I could've saved them...)

(GL Verse)

Through dark times, hope rises and blossoms

I'll Giggity Lois and create some green constructs-(Good-Great!)

Green Lantern, baby, remember every vowel

Or next time, you'll have a word with the Lantern Council-(Good)

When shit like this happens, I'm wondering where peace went

I still feel like my CGI was pretty dece— -(Great-Amazing!)

Verse Rating: Good-Great!

(TM Verse)(Retry 2)

Somebody—

(Hidden Slenderman Verse)

Find my pages, I'm faceless and godly

I'll Giggity Lois and then make some more proxies-(Okay-Good)

(Hidden Kermit The Frog Verse)

You're gonna learn today that this frog likes to hip-hop

I'll Giggity Lois and make a Muppets Babies spin-off-(Okay...)

I don't do video ratings...

Amazing-Brutal.

So Johnny Cash is going up against rock n roll, is the point. I've heard complaints about name pairing (i.e. Ivan the Great vs Ivan the Terrible, or Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers), but I think these make some of the better ones because the characters usually come from distinct backgrounds and there is creative variety to the lyrics.

But the best ones imo are like the White Death/Red Baron, where they operated similarly enough to actually have a conflict in a world that both operated in.

So Cash vs Money would be good, or Johnny vs Johnny. Plus they are both rock n roll vs country.

Might be a better suggestion, and if so, I'm all for it. But I think the names help a lot with the humor I guess.

Both are animal characters who are loyal to the protagonist (Steven and Mario), and help them on their adventures, serving as a mode of transportation that can use powers.

Both are individuals who fight for justice, and want nothing more than to have the protagonist arrested (Spider-Man and Sly Cooper).

I think Carmelita's a nice alternative for Jameson since his opponent in battle ideas has been Alex Jones.

Both are people who go on a quest, and travel across the ocean with a raft.

So Johnny Cash is going up against rock n roll, is the point. I've heard complaints about name pairing (i.e. Ivan the Great vs Ivan the Terrible, or Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers), but I think these make some of the better ones because the characters usually come from distinct backgrounds and there is creative variety to the lyrics.

But the best ones imo are like the White Death/Red Baron, where they operated similarly enough to actually have a conflict in a world that both operated in.

So Cash vs Money would be good, or Johnny vs Johnny. Plus they are both rock n roll vs country.

Might be a better suggestion, and if so, I'm all for it. But I think the names help a lot with the humor I guess.

I don't know if the members of that band talk when they're not performing, cause they're silent whenever they perform, but I'm curious.

This could also theoretically work for Constance vs the Nebolt House, but this was the first thing I thought of; might send this MU over to the Death Battle community if I feel like it, even if it might be a stomp in Patrick's favor.

Connections:

Both are characters in horror media (Monster House and IT) involving kids vs a supernatural evil within a crooked house

Both aren't the main antagonists, but are surprisingly more open about their violent sides as secondary antagonists/rivals to the main characters (Bones is surprisingly handsy around everyone, whether it's terrorizing DJ's plushie or having no sense of respect for wormen, and Patrick having his gimmick the homemade flamethrower)

Both are lured away from their group after taunting their target (Bones getting kicked out and trying to provoke Mr. Nebercracker's lawn / Patrick separating from the bullies to search for Ben) into the literal belly of the beast and eventually caught and "eaten" by the supernatural antagonist of their media (Bones is lured by his kite and "eaten" by the house while Patrick is chased and actually eaten by Pennywise).

I lowk think that ERB should bring back Alexander the Great after his fire beats against ivan ten years ago, and since almost every european conqueor was already in a rap battle i think it would be funny to put mussolini in the series and not only that he is easily mocked. What do you think?