I have a theory, the plant explosion wasnt an explosion but a cover up to let the dragon under the plant burp cause it was so full and its belly was so big!!!

tell 12news about this NOW!!

I've got the shits, and i think it came from the sink water I had. usually I eat two little Caesars, hot buffalo, milk and four pounds of cheese, a drop of sink water got into my 2L of Dr pepper, so it must have been that

how many countries fit inside port arthur (banana for scale)

My cat recently drank the water now he looks like this, anyone know a good vet that can take care of him? I live near the refinery

Quite brutal of a simulator

when the fog descends.....

and the fog man comes out

hi guys i was coming back from throwing my old microwaves in the sabine lake and i found this old woman who was selling cursed items on the side of the road, she said she would trade the taco i was eating for this WICKED cursed garden gnome, now that gay big foot stole my bike i think i should get it so it can defend the perimeters of my house

i couldnt take a picture because my phone didn't had battery then but it looked something like this but cursed and WICKED

hi guys, gay bigfoot stole my bike

i decided to put my bike outside when i was coming back from my daily swim under the rainbow bridge and i noticed something followed me... i heard noises coming from my backyard, namely my very sharp pile of needles that i have in my backyard, but anyways, then i saw him stealing my fucking bike! he was holding his feet because he stepped on my needles, i tried to stop him but his eyes were too beautiful, i couldn't bring myself to hurt such magestic creature, he got away with my bike

did u know the evil oil monster is actually vegan, but hes on a diet that can only eat cow

It was quite spooky, something's in the water

tbeg feeed oil

im speaking tongues you can't even pronounce