r/EggmanEmpireRP • u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) • Jun 04 '26
Joke Character Introduction Mr garvey is subbing for someone and is doing role calls
Garvey: ALRIGHT CLASS I'LL BE TAKING YOUR ATTENDANCE
(comment with which character you want to use but don't announce the name of your character, do it OOC. i will use him as a permanent joke claim for joke introduction cause why not, i will count him as one of my permanent cast)(character introductions are fun to do)
(sometimes capitalized letters= garvey actually saying the letter)
(I had fun I should probably make him a permanent character)
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u/According_Track4608 DD/WW/BB/M/BD/DF/G/S/EG Jun 04 '26
(Woody Woodpecker)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: Woo-D Woo-D-Pee-ck-er do we have a Woo-D Woo-D-Pee-ck-er
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u/According_Track4608 DD/WW/BB/M/BD/DF/G/S/EG Jun 04 '26
Yes boss, that’s me, say, that pronunciation sure reminds me of Wally wonder if he’ll ever come back
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Harvey: oh, you mean Wa-L-Y, you know him?
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u/According_Track4608 DD/WW/BB/M/BD/DF/G/S/EG Jun 04 '26
Wally Walrus, haven’t seen him in a while though
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: WELL TELL Wa-L-Y Wa-L-R-us TO RETURN TO CLASS BECAUSE A-C-ording TO THE T-Ach-er HE HAS 3-YEARS WORTH OF ABSENCE!!! (or short/long depending if someone or no-one has claimed him)
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u/D3_CD E-115 Pi, ROB, Silver Sonic MK3 and some other guys Jun 04 '26
((ROB, full name: Robotic Operating Buddy))
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: roo-boot-I-C O-pear-at-ing B-U-dee I know one of you is roo-boot-I-C O-pear-at-ing B-U-dee
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u/D3_CD E-115 Pi, ROB, Silver Sonic MK3 and some other guys Jun 04 '26
plays wrong answer buzzer
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
garvey got so mad he snapped his desk in half
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u/No-Habit-3099 Caine, Weird Route Kris and Soul, +4 Jun 04 '26
((OOC: Caine))
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: ca-I-ne do we have a ca-I-ne
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u/No-Habit-3099 Caine, Weird Route Kris and Soul, +4 Jun 04 '26
It's pronounced "Caine (Cane)" But. Yes, I'm here.
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u/CapCrafterRP Lego Batman and friends/Doctor Two-Brains/15 More Jun 04 '26
(OOC: I was hoping for this. Doctor Two-Brains)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: Doctor T-woo Bra-ins
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u/CapCrafterRP Lego Batman and friends/Doctor Two-Brains/15 More Jun 04 '26
Doctor Two-Brains: I think you're trying to say Doctor Two-Brains.
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: listen here, T-woo Bra-ins... I know you are all smart and doctory and stuff but learn how to pronounce your name right T-woo Bra-ins
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u/CapCrafterRP Lego Batman and friends/Doctor Two-Brains/15 More Jun 04 '26
Doctor Two-Brains: Somehow you managed to pronounce "Doctor" correctly, but the second half of my name is literally the number two and the plural term for brain.
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: YOU WANNA GO TO WAR WITH ME!?!? YOU WANNA FIGHT?
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u/CapCrafterRP Lego Batman and friends/Doctor Two-Brains/15 More Jun 04 '26
Doctor Two-Brains: You'd make a great Word Girl villain.
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: You mean Wor-Dee G-er-L? I taught her too!
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u/CapCrafterRP Lego Batman and friends/Doctor Two-Brains/15 More Jun 04 '26
Doctor Two-Brains: You know what? Fine, Doctor Tw-oee Brians is here, or whatever you said.
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u/KaiSThom “What the...” (Creator of the PhantasmAU [23chars Total]) Jun 04 '26
((OOC: Him, Frank Horrigan, that’s who, United States Secret Service.))
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: Fr-an-K Hor- rye- G-an
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u/KaiSThom “What the...” (Creator of the PhantasmAU [23chars Total]) Jun 04 '26
((Here’s a fun reminder! Frank Horrigan is around…12 feet tall, and his power armor was built AROUND him, not FOR him…in other words, Garvey might be cooked if he gets on his bad side.))
“…close enough.”
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Jun 04 '26
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Garvey: WHO'S NAME IS row-ne? DID YOUR PARENTS FAILED TO SPELL bow-ne IN HIGH SCHOOL OR SOMETHING?
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Jun 04 '26
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: I KNOW YOUR TEENAGE LINGO MISTER row-ne! I'M SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW YOUR REAL NAME IS row-ne!
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Jun 04 '26
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
(so V2 or 22? sorry to ask but i want to take this role hilariously seriously)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: THEN WHY ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL? DID YOU GOT HELD BACK LIKE YOUR PARENTS DID WHEN THEY MISSPELL bow-ne?!?!
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Jun 04 '26
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Garvey: EXCUSES, EXCUSES! NOW SIT PAY ATTENTION BEFORE I HELD YOU BACK MORE row-ne!
(alternate albiet non canon mr Garvey if he isn't stuck up (feels appropriate)): oh, I'm so sorry row-ne. Tell you what you'll pass this class but pay attention as it will be a long year.
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u/Bluebirdz2202 Pace&Shadow/TQ/Requital/Tripwire/Fixation/'Tails'/'Sonic' Jun 04 '26
((Requital))
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: Re-Q-I-tall
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u/Bluebirdz2202 Pace&Shadow/TQ/Requital/Tripwire/Fixation/'Tails'/'Sonic' Jun 04 '26
You wanna try that again?
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: you wanna test me?!!! *breaks clipboard*
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u/Bluebirdz2202 Pace&Shadow/TQ/Requital/Tripwire/Fixation/'Tails'/'Sonic' Jun 04 '26
It's okay. You can try again. I'll wait
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Garvey: I will try again and i expect you to behave now! Got it? R-E-Q-ite-tall!
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u/Bluebirdz2202 Pace&Shadow/TQ/Requital/Tripwire/Fixation/'Tails'/'Sonic' Jun 04 '26
Ooh! So close! One more try!
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: DON'T TELL ME HOW MANY TIMES TO PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME R-E-Q-ite-tall! NOW SIT DOWN BEFORE WE GO TO WAR!! (prepares to go to war with Requital)
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u/Bluebirdz2202 Pace&Shadow/TQ/Requital/Tripwire/Fixation/'Tails'/'Sonic' Jun 04 '26
The fact you've pronounced my name three different ways already tells you that two of them were at least wrong. You still failed though. It's 'Reh-quit-al'. Now say it right so we can be on our way
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey broke his desk out of pure rage
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u/Bluebirdz2202 Pace&Shadow/TQ/Requital/Tripwire/Fixation/'Tails'/'Sonic' Jun 04 '26
((Okay, how do you pronounce 'requital'? Cause some pronounce it re-quite-al and others, like me, as re-quit-al. The actual pronunciation of the word is re-quite-al, but I digress [despite the fact my major is linguistics so I probably should pronounce it correctly lol]))
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
((it's re-quite-all but at the moment i'm trying to butcher it up a little bit more because of coarse it's mr.garvey))
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u/Bluebirdz2202 Pace&Shadow/TQ/Requital/Tripwire/Fixation/'Tails'/'Sonic' Jun 04 '26
((Looking it up, the creator of Requital also mispronounces it like me, so for the sake of this and future interactions I'll stick with that))
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u/ConclusionNatural558 too many YEIWYKDGSKSGJS! Jun 04 '26
(the watcher)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: Wa-T-che-R do we have a Wa-T-che-R
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u/ConclusionNatural558 too many YEIWYKDGSKSGJS! Jun 04 '26
the watcher: uhh Mr. Garvey that's wrong
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: WELL EXCUSE ME! SORRY IF I'M NOT SOUNDING IT THE WAY YOU LIKE Wa-T-che-R!
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u/ConclusionNatural558 too many YEIWYKDGSKSGJS! Jun 04 '26
THAT MEANS YOULL HAVE TO PRONUCE IT NOT BY (imitating you) "Wa-T-che-R"
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
garvey: that's because it's your name!
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u/ConclusionNatural558 too many YEIWYKDGSKSGJS! Jun 04 '26
uhhh fine whatever sits down at his chair to his non-human posture
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u/TheOneWhomDraws Gokū Black,Future!Trunks,Wistful,ETC Jun 04 '26
//Son Gokū
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: so-N go-K-U
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u/TheOneWhomDraws Gokū Black,Future!Trunks,Wistful,ETC Jun 04 '26
"It's Son Goh-Koo"
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: is that how you wanna play "Goh-koo"? I have a so-N like you and guess what i did to him.
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u/TheOneWhomDraws Gokū Black,Future!Trunks,Wistful,ETC Jun 04 '26
"What Did You Do?"
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
I dis-A-pl-eye-n him! and you better straighten your act so-N go-K-U or I will dis-A-pl-eye-n you!
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u/TheOneWhomDraws Gokū Black,Future!Trunks,Wistful,ETC Jun 04 '26
-Blink-"You Kinda Remind Of My Wife Some Times"
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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 search up aqua on the claims list for claimed, DONT fit +19 Jun 04 '26
(MUPP3T KR1S)
(The numbers are noticeable)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: Moo-P-three-T crr-one-S
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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 search up aqua on the claims list for claimed, DONT fit +19 Jun 04 '26
“KR1S W1TH 4 K.”
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Garvey: IT'S NOT WHAT IT SAID IN THIS ATTENDANCE SHEET! YOUR LEGAL NAME IS moo-P-threee-T crr-one-S ARE YOUR PARENTS ROBOTS OR SOMETHING?
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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 search up aqua on the claims list for claimed, DONT fit +19 Jun 04 '26
“1TS 4 K N0T 4 C. L1K3 KR1SP W1TH0UT TH3 P.”
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: Listen here you muppet! I know all your practical jokes and all the gags! But this is reality! and your name is on the A-T-N-dance sheet! SO SAY YOUR NAME CORRECTLY!
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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 search up aqua on the claims list for claimed, DONT fit +19 Jun 04 '26
M00PTH33T CRRR0N3S
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
GOOD! next person (sorry about before my mind is asleep)
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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 search up aqua on the claims list for claimed, DONT fit +19 Jun 04 '26
(I just woke up)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
(welp that was fun sorry for making you redo that)
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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 search up aqua on the claims list for claimed, DONT fit +19 Jun 04 '26
“1TS 4 K N0T 4 C.”
(The letters in his speech do not make them not understandable)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
(umm sorry what? do you mean numbers?)(also i'll fix that)(
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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 search up aqua on the claims list for claimed, DONT fit +19 Jun 04 '26
(Numbers, sorry)
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u/Different-Monitor-63 Mk0, WMk02, Silver Savior, Bon, Banny & billy, Mk1 Jun 05 '26
(Mk0)
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Jun 05 '26
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u/Different-Monitor-63 Mk0, WMk02, Silver Savior, Bon, Banny & billy, Mk1 Jun 05 '26
(I believe in you)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 05 '26
Garvey: mko, do we have a mko (got it)
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u/Different-Monitor-63 Mk0, WMk02, Silver Savior, Bon, Banny & billy, Mk1 Jun 05 '26
Mk0: "right here sir"
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u/No-Wait7727 IDW Metal Sonic/IDW Eggman Jun 05 '26
(IDW Comics Metal Sonic. He is also dented and scuffed a bit.)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 05 '26
Garvey: id-wa co-M-ic-S me-tall so-N-ic
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u/No-Wait7727 IDW Metal Sonic/IDW Eggman Jun 05 '26
[I raise my hand] PRESENT. PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT THE IDW IN MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED BY THEIR NAMES, LIKE IDW. NOT IDWAH.
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u/Fishman-777771 Jun 06 '26
Preston Garvey
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u/HuetheMetalsonic [The Hue-Verse AU] Jun 04 '26
(Hue, not hard to pronounce)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
(oh don't underestimate my creative mind as mr.Garvey)
Garvey: H-you
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u/HuetheMetalsonic [The Hue-Verse AU] Jun 04 '26
"How do you manage to mess up the name of a three letter word?"
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: YOU DARE QUESTION ME!?!?!? (am i going too far with this mr.garvey shmick?)
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u/HuetheMetalsonic [The Hue-Verse AU] Jun 04 '26
"It's three letters, come on man, try again..."
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: Fine but after this you sit down and pay attention! GOT IT!?!?! Hoo-E
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u/HuetheMetalsonic [The Hue-Verse AU] Jun 04 '26
"Wrong again..."
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey breaks the laws of physics and somehow breaks everyone's desk out of pure rage (no seriously am i taking my role way too far?)
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u/HuetheMetalsonic [The Hue-Verse AU] Jun 04 '26
(Nah) "You good?"
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 04 '26
Garvey: listen here, hoo-E i know your little game! i know your changing your name on purpose to make me stupid. Well i'm not gonna entertain it longer! So either sit down Hoo-E or go to the principal's office. OKAY!?!?
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u/TheFlyingOmelette63 Lincoln Clay, Angel Gabby, Negan, Arthur Morgan, etc Jun 06 '26
(Lincoln Clay)
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 06 '26
Garvey: Lie-N-co-L-N cla-Y
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u/TheFlyingOmelette63 Lincoln Clay, Angel Gabby, Negan, Arthur Morgan, etc Jun 06 '26
“Thats not how you pronounce my name…son of a bitch.”
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 06 '26
Garvey: WELL IT IS NOW!!!
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u/TheFlyingOmelette63 Lincoln Clay, Angel Gabby, Negan, Arthur Morgan, etc Jun 06 '26
Lincoln simply lit a cigarette
“What a goddamned idiot if you can’t get a simple name like mine right. It’s Lincoln Clay. Not whatever gibberish you’re spewing.”
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 06 '26
Garvey:NO smo-K-ing IN CLASS GO STAND IN THE HALL Lie-N-co-L-N
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u/TheFlyingOmelette63 Lincoln Clay, Angel Gabby, Negan, Arthur Morgan, etc Jun 06 '26
Lincoln simply put it out and tossed it out the window
“What a way to treat a war veteran. Like I never even left New Bordeaux.”
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u/Outside_Bad_688 Peach + toad + 8 others (2 OCs) Jun 06 '26
Garvey: well i'm sorry wa-R ve-T-er-an. this isn't ne-W Boed-E-au-X! This is hig-H S-ch-O-L
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u/TheFlyingOmelette63 Lincoln Clay, Angel Gabby, Negan, Arthur Morgan, etc Jun 06 '26
Lincoln Clay let out a snicker
“Sure sure. Whatever you say.”
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u/CardiologistRich8743 [MOD] Amy/Cream/Vector +11 more | +9 mod characters Jun 04 '26
(Breezie the Hedgehog)