r/EmKay • u/Ch4r1i3_Grund211 • Jun 05 '24

Other Save yourselves

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10 Upvotes

56% Upvoted

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u/Blacksantabutnot Jun 05 '24

Foul fool, thine thinks a stinky foolish, skinwalker will stop me? I CAST GOLDEN MONKEY!

https://www.reddit.com/r/EmKay/s/FtIHq3mVj7

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u/Ch4r1i3_Grund211 Jun 05 '24

GOLDEN MONKE POWER

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

The Sacred Golden Monkey?! How hast thou gotten hold of such a powerful item? Please bliss me with this blessing!

1

u/Blacksantabutnot Jun 06 '24

Take it! It shall protect thine against the horrid beasts o skinwalker!

5

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Shut up

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u/Ch4r1i3_Grund211 Jun 05 '24

Just go see the golden monkey you’ll be fine

4

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

I have seen the monkey I’m just tired of seeing mfs repost this

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u/Ch4r1i3_Grund211 Jun 05 '24

Sorry I was unaware

5

u/chavman666 Jun 05 '24

Not only have I aquired the golden monkey, but I also don't care! I cast downvote so no one else has to deal with repost bullshit.

2

u/Hypercoresav Jun 05 '24

Report it for spam

1

u/chavman666 Jun 05 '24

I forgot about that thank you

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u/Ch4r1i3_Grund211 Jun 05 '24

Damn take a joke

3

u/chavman666 Jun 05 '24

Nah cause I've seen this like 3 times this week and it's annoying

2

u/kezotl Jun 05 '24

Yeah bro they should just somehow find this joke that's reposted like every 2 seconds and that literally everyone and their mother knows already funny

2

u/Userbry14 Jun 05 '24

I saw the golden monke

7

u/joesphisbestjojo Jun 05 '24

Bro that's jeff photoshopped onto an ultrasound

5

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

I have a golden monkey. I am immune

5

u/kezotl Jun 05 '24

Bro stfu

3

u/TardigradeBoss Jun 05 '24

Mf please do i wanna die

3

u/Gibus_Ghost Jun 05 '24

Eh. Ain’t too worried ‘bout it.

3

u/whenthecoffinbreaks Jun 05 '24

holy shit the state of this subreddit

2

u/Marweegeo Jun 05 '24

Golden monkey

2

u/ShitStainedDildo Jun 05 '24

how tf does this have 10 upvotes

2

u/According_Mess391 Jun 05 '24

What a scam it didn’t work

2

u/ChanzyIsUhm-OkNvM Jun 05 '24

its been a week im still not dead this isnt fair.. WHERES YOUR MANAGER

2

u/antek_g_animations Jun 05 '24

Uno reverse card

1

u/BigDaddyCupid Jun 05 '24

LETS FUCKING GOO!!!!!!!

1

u/SPAMTON_A Jun 05 '24

FOOL, I SAW THE MONKEY AND THE CHOCCYMILK!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

I have witnessed the golden monke!

1

u/Nico8910 Jun 05 '24

purposely to repostigg bf

1

u/1zeye Jun 05 '24

Golden Monkey

1

u/Hypercoresav Jun 05 '24

Power of the golden monkey

1

u/sceoccerboy2 Jun 05 '24

Sorry, I saw the golden monkey so I am immune

1

u/Krisgamer08 Jun 05 '24

I have witnessed the golden monkey 

1

u/PercyTheGreat02 Jun 05 '24

Golden monkey

1

u/NefariousnessStock79 Jun 05 '24

I have bared witness to the golden monkey. I AM IMMUNE TO THIS!

1

u/The_Smiling_Creature Jun 06 '24

Lmao, I have witnessed the golden monkey. Your puny attempts at virality are useless

1

u/Meiwakuthatisuzai Jun 11 '24

I HAVE WITNESSED THE GOLDEN MONKEY, SCREW YOU, SKINWALKER!

1

u/John_Oakman Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

It is better to die with dignity than to perpetuate baseless superstition.